Deep Thoughts - by Paris Hilton
War Man...Wow, War
Why can't we all just get along? People fighting each other just doesn't make sense.
If the Jews and the Palestinians could just go out and party together I think they would see that we are all the same...Party Mongers not War Mongers!
September 11th, 2001
If we just listened to those 9/11 hijackers' problems and really really understood them, maybe they would have turned those planes around and landed. I think they just needed a shoulder to cry on.
We are in a recession?!?! I'm still rich and famous, so what's the problem?
I mean, to all those people that are poor, all they have to do is:
- be hot like me
- been born rich
- put out a home sex video
- record an album
- act in movies
- get paid to go to parties
Ha ha ha! Obama won and that creepy old man didn't. Ha ha ha!
Now everything is going to be fine. The world will be a better place now. Thank God! We can all relax. What a relief!
If everyone believed in the same God, all the world's problems would be over.
So, all you people that don't believe in Jesus just need to believe in Him and we can all get along!
Disclaimer: needless to say, this hub was not written by Paris Hilton nor are they quotes from her. So Paris, please don't sue me!
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