Poem Generators on the Web

Bad Poetry

So you want to write a poem to your sweetheart beck in the states will you are away. Unlike the warrior poets of Mel Gibson's 'Braveheart', to put in words the wordless breathlessness that you feel deep inside is scary to commit to paper. If by baring the inner workings of the hearts very core one make them self vulnerable.

There are several different poetry generators online where you put in a few words - and then click a button to make a personalized poem that include your hearts desires name and action verbs.
This is my comparison of the different generators. I used Isadora, her, soars, twirl and lept which ended up a poem about a soaring night when she's away.

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My love for Isadora is so great,
my heart melts for HER 'til the dusk of day.
The night soars when HER's away,
twirl, lept 'til day's dawn.

HER beauty is great,
Wondering mind 'til HER sees,
dancing is all I do,
While waiting for the moment, for HER to say "I do."

Changing the words around a bit to follow the gist of the poem I used
Isadora, her, sighs, cries, sobbed waiting

It's pretty much the same stupid poem:

My love for Isadora is so great,
my heart melts for her 'til the dusk of day.
The night sighs when her's away,
cries, sobs 'til day's dawn.

Her beauty is great,
Wondering mind 'til her sees,
waiting is all I do,
While waiting for the moment, for her to say "I do."

aipoem

OK at this point I'm just being silly, the words I typed into the form was; Honolulu, sex, sex, sex and "I want to have sex with you" - this is what I got - a very long and silly poem:

when your gone

I want sex with you

http://www.aipoem.com

Honolulu closes in,
shadows get darker,
my life is filled with Honolulu,
except waiting for you,
my sex has turned upside down,
i cant Honolulu nore sex with you gone,
the sex no longer shines bright for me,
i wake up feeling as Honolulu as i felt when i lied to go to Honolulu,
what do you do when you feel this Honolulu,
my whole life was circled around Honolulu
and now, since your gone i feel Honolulu,
as Honolulu turns to sex and sex turns to sex,
i feel as Honolulu as i did one year ago,
you were the Honolulu i needed when i went to Honolulu,
the Honolulu i took to explore the sex,
but now since your gone,
my life has completely changed,
when your gone my life sill moves on,
and finally now i know,
even thow your not here with me,
i still must move on when your gone.

...... Oh-kay... moving right along to the next website.

The Goth-O-matic Poetry Generator

I can see in the short future - an even more degenerate prose that should have be shot at the inception of the very idea. The Goth-O-Matic has several choices as to which dark poem you wiah to manufacture. I wonder, is this how they make up lyrics to a song? I chose the 'Feeling Very Sorry for Yourself Darkly Gothic Poem. Unable to choose own words but there are choices for each 'fill in the blank' - so far the easiest poem generator so far.

Alone in Darkness

the night falls in a heavy, suffocating cloak, cold and alone are we.
the emotion for which you sacrifice yourself
flares once, then dies,
crushed by a velvet ebon nothingness.
all hope must surely perish.

your heart beats no more.
how could you abandon me?
our dark emotions surround us, crying,
we have lost our way.

The next is from Links 2 Love where can choose own words according to descriptions such as fruit, flower, animal, bird, body part, noise, etc. I chose the following; Kiwi, tart, lily, lute, lion, ibis, scarf, hermit, limb, gasoline, foot, pants, tower, clang, eyes, hat, horse, gallops, ecru and barn.

My Love

Your skin glows like the Kiwi, blossoms tart as the lily in the purest hope of spring.
My heart follows your lute voice and leaps like a lion at the whisper of your name.
The evening floats in on a great ibis wing.
I am comforted by your scarf that I carry into the twilight of hermit beams and hold next to my limb.
I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of gasoline.
As my foot falls from my pants, it reminds me of your tower.
In the quiet, I listen for the last clang of the day.
My heated eyes leaps to my hat. I wait in the moonlight for your secret horse so that we may gallops as one, eyes to eyes, in search of the magnificent ecru and mystical barn of love.

Now lets get really silly and go to the "Vogon Poetry Generator" from the British series, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", whose species is describe and not truly evil but simply unpleasant and callous bureaucrats - who write the third worse poetry in the Galaxy. The second worst poetry at one recital caused four deaths, and an audience member to chew off his own leg. The worst poetry in the galaxy is from Paula Nancy Millstone Jenning of Sussex.

To help write Vogon Poetry - the third worst in the galaxy, there are prompts to help you fill in the blanks. "A word that describes your mother', an unsuitable color for a t-shirt', 'something that smells', 'a friend's name', 'a word that describes how you feel when you first wake up in the morning. I chose the words;l reactive,ecru, stale urine, Timmy, dreadful, loogie, Xiesnayfungool, protrusion, mold and hyena, Here's is my Vogon poem and with this I end this article because you all will be in the toilet barfing your tail bone out through your mouth. Enjoy!

See, see the reactive sky
Marvel at its big ecru depths.
Tell me, Timmy do you
Wonder why the hyena ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel dreadful.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your Xiesnayfungool facial growth
That looks like
A mold.
What's more, it knows
Your protrusion potting shed
Smells of loogie.
Everything under the big reactive sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm stale urines.


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M.s Fowler 6 years ago from United states

What an excellent hub!


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ptosis 6 years ago from Arizona Author

Thanks M.s Fowler - but I'm really not into poetry except for Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven" recited by Christopher Walken!


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schoolgirlforreal 6 years ago from USA

I thought the first poem was cheesy,the second one was awful!, um I would say the only way you can write a genuine real, and good poem is to write you own. And if you stink at it, then just use an original or something. What do you think of this one I jotted down in 10 mins ?

Pure Attraction

Your style surrounds you like an aura

In my eyes you're pure attraction.

Friendliness, and playfulnesss

Yeah, that's my style

You'd look good on my arm.

Don't know how you did it baby

In just one day, you stole my heart from me

Said you're a single boy gentleman from the South

And you wrapped me round your little finger

I'll be your magic and your girl

I'll show you what love can be in this world

Just give me a chance, even though you're older than me

I know all the things to do to make you happy.

This night is full of romance.

http://hubpages.com/hub/Pure-Attraction


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Daniel J. Neumann 6 years ago from Harrisburg, Pa

Honolulu and sex was my favorite poem ever.

I was crying I was laughing so hard. I tried to recite it, and it was really hard to say it without coughing, tearing, and hurting.

Ad Lib poetry could be a new art---if more people toy with the system.

Thanks,

Dan


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ptosis 6 years ago from Arizona Author

OMFG! You really liked the honolulu sex poem? Wow - maybe you're right and need to do this more. hhhhmmmm

A poem about Barack Obama, tax, spend, war, jobs , tax, tax, tax.


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ptosis 6 years ago from Arizona Author

OMFG! You really liked the honolulu sex poem? Wow - maybe you're right and need to do this more. hhhhmmmm

A poem about Barack Obama, tax, spend, war, jobs , tax, tax, tax.

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