Do You Know Where Car And Son Are (limerick)

Wife asked where did son with car go

To which I replied I don’t know

But thank lucky star

He couldn’t go far

The gas in the car was too low

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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

Looks like dad had the last laugh.I wonder if their son made it to the house of his eager, waiting first date? lol!


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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Every time I open your limerick pages, I'm hit in the face with a picture that so sets the mood. Hiya dad! Too funny, I guess I won't ever have to worry about my kids getting too far!

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

hahaha I remember those days with son and I wish I had thought to keep gas low : )

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

You are great with this stuff.

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

And surely he wouldn't think to put gas in the car!

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ignugent17 3 years ago

hahaha very clever! :-)

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Michele Travis 3 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

You know, this poem can also apply to girls who take the dad's car and run out of gas....

Not that I know anything about that:)

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Dad, you should not get too complacent.

Son took credit card which was adjacent.

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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Awesome my friend ! :-)

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tirelesstraveler 3 years ago from California

Oh dear, the end is near,

left tank empty to thwart the kid,

the debit card hid,

forgot to get gas,

here I stand at the rear of the car,

no fear

the tow truck is near.

picklesandrufus 3 years ago

anyone with a kid must have been in these shoes!

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DDE 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

Great one happens most of the time

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Never leave any gas in the car with a son around.

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Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

And then the son cursed his dad. LOL

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Liked it!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Never leave gas in the car with any youngster around.

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shanmarie 12 months ago from Texas

Good parenting advice. LOL

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