Do You Want Honesty With That (limerick)

She saw through baloney real quick

Which I admit I laid on thick

The meat of my spiel

I could not conceal

From date who was real vegan chick

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Sunny River 3 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

You always crack me up! Great limerick! :)

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lovedoctor926 3 years ago

voted up awesome...

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Oh this is funny on so many levels!

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rose-the planner 3 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

Hilarious!!!! Thank you for sharing. (Voted Up) -Rose

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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

I know a vegetarian who is currently giving me a load of baloney lol! (true story).

All the best,


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Ha ha!

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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Thanks my friend for another funny read !

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MizBejabbers 3 years ago

And she saw through your BS pretty quick!

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travmaj 3 years ago from australia

Yes - I have much trouble with veggie daughters and meat eating others - always using baloney!

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Vegies only, smart cookie. Funny..

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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

Clever and snappy as always.


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Here I'm chuckling.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Sounds like she knew which side her bread was "buttered" on.

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

A laugh out loud!

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