Don't Go Shopping When You Are Drunk!

Don't Go Shopping When You Are Drunk!

If you go out drinking

And begin to feel a little drunk

Sometimes you might just go home

When you think you've had enough.

 

Other occasions when you are out

And doing a lot of drinking

Your real brain may switch off

But your imagination is really thinking.

 

If you then find yourself in a shop

And see something great to buy

You might look at it the next day

And really wonder "Why"?

 

Another thing not to do

Is go and lay down a bet

Later when you're sober

You've got no money. Only regret.

 

Definitely don't go for a haircut

When you are even just a little bit drunk

Your normal sensible hairdo

Has just went all punk!

 

Another place you shouldn't go

Something you shouldn't do

Start out going for a big night out

Come back with a big tattoo.

 

One of the things we're always told

Is do not drink and drive

Add to that do not drink and shop

If you want to survive.

 

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CheyenneAutumn 6 years ago

LOL -- is this the voice of experience -- I loved this! You have a great sense of humor - or sense of human - which ever comes first!!

Great job Michael!!!

This made my day!

Laurie


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michael ely 6 years ago from Scotland Author

Hi Laurie, It's not so much my experience, but a few people i know who had bad drinking experiences like these!! Really glad you like it. Michael.


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prasetio30 6 years ago from malang-indonesia

I agree with you. We shouldn't this while we drunk. I liked your presentation. I agree with Laurie, It's like a personal experience. I hope the best for us. Thank you very much!

Blessing,


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michael ely 6 years ago from Scotland Author

Thanks a lot praestio30 for reading this and commenting. Michael.


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kirutaye 6 years ago from London, UK

Hilarious. Could stop laughing as i read this. It's seems there's not much to do when you're drunk except sleep. :o))

Well written.


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michael ely 6 years ago from Scotland Author

Hi Kirutaye, Thanks a lot for stopping by and commenting.

Really appreciate your great comments. Thanks. Michael.


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Nell Rose 6 years ago from England

Hi, this was really funny! and brought back memories....! I remember one day waking up from a good night out and finding my bag was really heavy, I opened it and found a, wait for it, gnome! hee hee honestly! I had 'borrowed' it from the pub garden! I took it back the next day and the whole pub was in hysterics! ha ha cheers nell


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michael ely 6 years ago from Scotland Author

Hi Nell Rose, Thanks a lot for stopping by and commenting on this. I know, i think everyone has stories like this either that they've done themselves or somebody they know has done. Cheers. Michael.


Marina Lester 5 years ago

Very funny! Reminds me of some stories I've heard from friends... :P Keep it up! writing, I mean... not drinking whilst shopping.. :P :D


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michael ely 5 years ago from Scotland Author

Hi Marina, Thanks for reading and commenting. Glad you liked it. Cheers. Michael.


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katiem2 5 years ago from I'm outta here

Thanks for the heads up, I'll be careful not to do that. Funny Funny FUNNY! :) Katie


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michael ely 5 years ago from Scotland Author

Hi Katie, Thanks for the comments on this Hub. I'm glad you liked it. Michael.


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ThePelton 4 years ago from Martinsburg, WV USA

Last time I had any alcohol was a month ago. I have never shopped while drunk, but it gave me a funny idea for a story! Someone wakes up to find they have purchased some THING from somewhere, and finds themselves trying to figure out what they got for their $13.72

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