Dr. Ahorsebacks Advice Column for Relationships! Now Open !
Now open for business!
There now miss tell me where it hurts
and don't hold anything in .....yet
I believe that with a little therapy
well.....I can help ...... you can bet
Is it something behind your bra
in there by the heart
Or should we just have a follow up exam
here ! jump on this cart
I'm only going to give you a little
it won't knock you out for long
Oh ..........it seems your coming around again
why' m I whistling your song ?
Well it seems there's a problem you're
going to have to return
I want to see you again tomorrow
there's more here to learn
You awoke with a funny feeeling ?
Humm I wonder what it means
Well come into my exam room and
pull off those jeans
I'm going to do some acupuncture
but no needles are to be used
Okay then lets try something else
my next patient's are excused
Ohh its so hard to be a doctor for
a womans ailments are just too many
I would have liked to be a doctor though
a doctor just like Benny....................:-}