Dr. Ahorsebacks Advice Column for Relationships! Now Open !

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There now miss tell me where it hurts
and don't hold anything in .....yet
I believe that with a little therapy
well.....I can help ...... you can bet

Is it something behind your bra
in there by the heart
Or should we just have a follow up exam
here ! jump on this cart

I'm only going to give you a little
it won't knock you out for long
Oh ..........it seems your coming around again
why' m I whistling your song ?

Well it seems there's a problem you're
going to have to return
I want to see you again tomorrow
there's more here to learn

You awoke with a funny feeeling ?
Humm I wonder what it means
Well come into my exam room and
pull off those jeans

I'm going to do some acupuncture
but no needles are to be used
Okay then lets try something else
my next patient's are excused

Ohh its so hard to be a doctor for
a womans ailments are just too many
I would have liked to be a doctor though
a doctor just like Benny....................:-}










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carol7777 3 years ago from Arizona

Very cute...Enjoyed reading this..


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Thank you carol , Now can you tell me why you're here miss ?....lol....:-}


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TheManWithNoPants 3 years ago from Tucson, Az.

Red's got a scratchy throat, and I ain't letting you touch her Doc! lol

~ jim


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Man with his pants somewhere ! Sounds like you got the problmo lol.......you can come with her and watch me!..... makes me nervous though !.....:-}


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TheManWithNoPants 3 years ago from Tucson, Az.

Hmmm ... Red's a damn good looking woman. We've talked about that a few times. I'll see what she says ... (What you say, Red??? Put down that bat!! Not my Mustang!!!)

I gotta go bro. Red's takin out my car!

~ jim


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Man pants , oh shit ! did I do this !..................:-}


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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa, I loved to watch Benny Hill..You a doc Ed? Hummmm


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Mhatter99 3 years ago from San Francisco

Great stuff. Thank you for the laugh.


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K J Page 3 years ago from Pacific Northwest

Sort of reminded me of Roberts Service's Bessie's Boil!! Loved it


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fpherj48 3 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Dr horseback.....tsk tsk! Are you a naughty boy? I think you are....LOL...UP++ very funny.


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ImKarn23 3 years ago

I have but two words for you, Doc: TSK, TSK!

lol..

(omg..just read the comment above mine - i swear i didn't cheat and peek before...LOL...)


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fpherj48 3 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Kinda "spooky," huh, leslie?....You know what they say about "Great Minds....."


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Always , sit down my dear , tell me where it hurts !........snicker snicker !Happy New Year !


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

M hatter , Laugh ! I'm just happy with a smile once in a while ! Be well my man !


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

K J , Ill check that out !........he he ! Happy new Year !


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

fpherj, Oh, I alaays found some truth in being a naughty boy , Hell, maybe thats all there is !.....lol


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Leslie ,wow , I got you to say Tsk tsk ! I'm amazed ! As in nothing shocks you ! Aahaha your soo special !.......Ed


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

I do love you all !


Beth37 3 years ago

I never liked Benny Hill much, but I thought your poem was kinda hot. lol... I really liked your opening profile poem. That was extremely impressive!


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Beth Thank you dear , I did love his facial expressions ! His show , at the time , actually was a light in a dark period for me !........:-}


Beth37 3 years ago

Ive had a few shows like that too :)


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Beth , whats your favorite comedy show !


Beth37 3 years ago

I love The Office (and although I adore Ricky Gervais, the American Office is my favorite.) Arrested Development is awesome. In my youth, I watched Star Trek, and when my daughter went off to college, that was oddly enough, a huge comfort to me. :)


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Oh that empty nest thingy ! huh.....:-}


Beth37 3 years ago

I shouldn't have worried, she came back 5 years later, and now we can't get rid of her. ;)


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Bethy ! hah ! I know the feeling , yet ......would you have it any other way ? I think not ! ......:-}


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shiningirisheyes 3 years ago from Upstate, New York

Ha Ha Ha LOL Lol LOL lol!!! Giggle giggle!


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Beckie Ohh Giggles too !......lol


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greencha 3 years ago from UK

Benny Hill shows were so funny but too much p.c. over here in UK

B.B.C. have banned showing any repeats because they reckon its sexist.....oh well back to the drawing board!


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Bring benny back ! Bring benny back !


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greencha 3 years ago from UK

Poor ol' chap not on our plane now.....ahorseback you might be able to get some of his shows on Internet--utube or BBC (archives.).

They can't make comedy shows like they used to,gosh did my tears roll laughing at the Benny Hill Show every week in the 60's.....


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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Greencha ,Me to man me too !..............:-}

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