Drive-By Puking... Victim or Perpetrator

Drive-by puking... are you a victim or the perpetrator!
Drive-by puking... are you a victim or the perpetrator!

It's only natural

Puking. Vomiting. Blowing Chunks. Lunch revisted. Bowing down to the porcelain god. Burpin solid. Upchuck. Ejecting a stomach. Tossing your cookies. Launching your lunch. Meal to go. Oral Diarrhea. Redecorating the bathroom. Yak!

That is just a few ways to say emptying your stomach. I know, because I looked up all the synonyms and there are 339 of them! Either way, head the warning. This hub will have your stomach churning as you mindfully think about the last time you waxed the floor with a wet burp.

Now, if you are coming across this article because the topic of puking actually intrigues you… well, who am I to really judge! After all, I am writing this disgusting article purely off the inspiration presented to me by fellow hubber’s comments that went a little astray in a hub I was following. Although, if you make it through this hub, there will be an award at the end!

Vomiting is a natural part of human existence. There is baby vomit - that for some odd reason adults actually find cute. There is also just straight out sick puking. Then, once you get a little older, there is also alcohol induced heaving!

However, this is a hub about drive-by puking. Something that has claimed numerous victims; the perpetrator often times running away in shame as they have cause this foul offensive crime. Only the next day, they wake up not even knowing they are the guilty party.

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When you were pregnant, did you suffer from morning sickiness?

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Pregnancy Drive-By Puking

This is probably one of the least offensive drive-by puking scenes I will discuss. The main reason is because the guilty party is ashamed, but they can do absolutely nothing about it. Unfortunately for them, they will also remember it the next day.

Due to my direct honesty, I will admit, this is a true story… and I am the main character!

I found out I was pregnant with my first child in a strange and unusual way. I can almost guarantee, most people don’t get the news I do when they attempt to get their wisdom teeth pulled out. Because I have a natural intolerance to pain (and noise), the dentist decided it would be best to put me under while pulling out my wisdom teeth. This was only after the first attempt, when the grinding of my teeth and my nerves acting up caused me to yak all over the dentist. What can I say… if you got your fist touching my gag reflex, you better hope I didn’t go to Burger King and get a yummy breakfast croissant for fear I wouldn’t be able to eat for a few days. Definitely, not one of my smartest decisions!

That is how I found out that I was pregnant. They would not put me under without a pregnancy test. So, they made me take one. Guess what? I was pregnant! From that point on I was sick. I am not really sure how this works, especially since I wasn’t sick at all beforehand. But the instant I found out I was pregnant, I had morning sickness every day, all day long, until she was born!

My sickness was so bad, it really didn’t matter what I ate… it was pretty much guaranteed to come right back up. This meant I could indulge in at least 2 Big Macs from McDonalds every day. It wasn’t really me who wanted it; it was the baby growing inside of me. Don’t judge!

Of course, this little problem also meant I couldn’t go anywhere without tossing my cookies either. It got so bad that one day when I was driving, I could not hold it anymore, and was forced to roll down my window and aim outside. There was not enough time to stop and pull over to the side of the road. It just came on so suddenly. It was at that time, I was a perpetrator for a Drive-by Puking!

From then on, I decided it would be best if I carried a bucket around with me. It was with me everywhere I went for the 9 months. Some days I made it to a toilet, most days I used this bucket. It did however keep me from doing more Drive-by Puking.

Yep - that is a real groaner of a joke! But at least we know why some jokes are painfully funny now!
Yep - that is a real groaner of a joke! But at least we know why some jokes are painfully funny now! | Source

Alcohol combined with Dancing!

For those who need to see numbers to truly understand the effects of alcohol.... here is a graph. After all, what is more dangerous than a person with no dancing ability getting out there and "cutting a rug!" Another reason to have your camera ready!
For those who need to see numbers to truly understand the effects of alcohol.... here is a graph. After all, what is more dangerous than a person with no dancing ability getting out there and "cutting a rug!" Another reason to have your camera ready! | Source

Alcohol Induced Drive-By Puking

This is probably the most common kind of Drive-by Puking. After all, when a person overconsumes alcohol, they start to lose their ability to control themselves. This may lead to stupid comments, bad joke telling, crazy dance skills, or the ability to fall in love with anyone and everyone.

“I love you, man!”

“No, man! It is I who love you!”

“I just didn’t realize until now how much I love you!”

“I know… I really love you!”

Unfortunately, this also means you may be a victim… or the perpetrator… of a Drive-by Puking.

Fortunately, I have never been a victim. However, my carelessness and stupidity, has caused others to be unexpected victims of a Drive-by Puking.

The first incident happened when I was much younger and dumber. I was on a first date… if you could even call it that. We more or less went out as friends, with mutual ability to flirt because neither of us were attached to anybody else. With excessive amounts of alcohol, the scene becomes funnier and very much alcohol induced. We attempted to play darts… none of which actually hit the board. We attempted to sit on bar stools… which in our condition was very difficult.

He was older than me and had a lot more weight, so he could handle his alcohol a little better. I tried to keep up. I did keep up, even though the world kept dancing around me. Finally, it was time to head home. He was driving, I was the passenger. (Another alcohol induced symptom - getting in a vehicle with a drunk person behind the wheel! I don’t approve of drunk driving, but at the time, I didn’t think much of it!)

I get carsick pretty easy, and with a body full of alcohol, let’s just say, the car sickness was pretty bad. Yet, I was trying not to look bad in front of this guy, so even with everything spinning, I tried to play it cool. Yet, alcohol makes that hard to do, especially when you can feel it coming back for revenge.

Without much time left, I asked him to pull over. Yet, it feel on deaf ears. He didn’t hear me because the radio was up to loud. I rolled down the window to get some air. That did nothing. I asked again, but a drunk often times has a slow reaction time. I did the only thing that I could do… I rolled down the window and aimed.

I am pretty sure he didn’t even notice. He was concentrating too hard on his driving. We got back to his house and I surveyed the damage without him noticing. I puked all along the whole side of his car. He never even noticed. We went into the house and both passed out.

I woke up the next morning, freaking out because I didn’t remember where I was. I am pretty sure it could have been alcohol poisoning. I jumped in my car and never looked back. I never talked to the guy again. I am pretty sure it was due to the Drive-by Puking.

Liquor filled chocolates - not enough to cause crazy drunk induced dancing!

Another episode of Drive-by Puking was birthday related. Again, I am the main character. Now, just to get this straight, I am not that big of a drinker. Which probably explains my constant inability to keep the alcohol down.

My husband and I got a babysitter for the night and decided to hang out with a few friends for a birthday celebration. We went to a comedy club… I had a few… he stayed sober. After all, he was the designated driver! Smarter this time.

Afterwards, we all met up again at a local Applebees. I am not really sure why we went there; after all, the drinks are typically more expensive. Yet, I was the birthday girl, so most of my drinks were free. So I had a drink, followed by a shot, followed by another shot, followed by a drink, followed by more and more and more!

Needless to say, by the time we left, I had pledged my undying love to each and every one of my friends, a few strangers, and some lonely stick sitting by itself in the parking lot. I was feeling pretty happy… until we got in the car.

Now, I have never claimed my husband to be a good driver, yet at this time, he seemed to be all over the road. Not that I had any concept of it, since I am pretty sure my head was the one rolling from side to side, which caused the illusion of not driving in a straight line.

I kept telling him to slow down; he kept telling me he was only going speed limit. I kept asking him why he was going in circles; he kept telling me he wasn’t. Finally, he went around a corner and I just about lost it.

“Why do you feel the need to go around those corners so fast? You are going to make me sick!”

Of course, by this time, my drunkenness was downright hilarious to him. I was singing, I was crying, I was laughing and I definitely wasn’t making any sense. Because he thought it was funny, he whipped around the next corner on purpose. I opened up the car door and barfed!

Once again, another Drive-by Puking under my belt!

I don’t remember much after that!

Letting it all go...

These are a few of my own stories. I remember drinking a lot when I was younger, but these days, the alcohol doesn’t intoxicate me like it used to. I have grown older and wiser. I just don’t drink to the point of Drive-By Puking anymore. I don’t think it is fun. I don’t think it is worth the hangover the next day.

I have also seen many other people who probably have similar stories. I guess that makes me feel better because I know I am not alone. I could tell some of their stories here as well, but, for fear of them forcing alcohol down my throat (to cause another Drive-By Puking scene), I will leave their names and their stories out of it. However, if you have a Drive-By Puking story you would like to share, feel free to leave it in the comment section below. I look forward to hearing your disgusting stories as well!

Disclaimer: Due to the graphic nature of this topic, parental advisory is suggested. To drink to the point of a Drive-By Puking is not encouraged. In fact, drinking can be dangerous. And even though some of the actions that are caused by drinking can be funny at the time, we must realize this is a drug and should be used wisely. I do not encourage drinking and I definitely don’t tolerate drunk driving. While these stories may be funny, there is a serious lesson to be learned. Drinking too much alcohol can cause you to make a fool of yourself. More seriously, it can be dangerous to you and others. If you must drink, do so wisely. And if you are sober, make sure you carry your camera with you! Oh yeah - and watch out for the Drive-By Pukers. I would hate for you to become the very next victim!

Okay - so here is the loosey prize I was offering... A couple of smiles because you made it through this. I appreciate your time and I hope you had a few laughs along the way!
Okay - so here is the loosey prize I was offering... A couple of smiles because you made it through this. I appreciate your time and I hope you had a few laughs along the way!

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Just Ask Susan 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Oh how I need to read something funny today and have to thank you so much as this hub of yours sure did the trick. I have many drinking puking stories of my own that maybe someday I will write about ..... until then cheers!!!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

I was glad it was able to make you laugh. I am sure there is so many good puking stories that people could share. I have some good ones of my husband, but he has swore me to secrecy. I might however have to let a couple of them sneak out! LOL


marellen 5 years ago

Funny and how I can relate. I used to get car sick as a kid so drive-by puking was a given. But I also had the alcohol induce puking. I was on a double date and we were in my car but I wasn't driving..didn't have enough time to say pull over before projectile puking was all over me and the inside passenger side of the car. It smelled so bad that we drove home with the windows down and it was cold outside. Everyone was freezing but me. Next day, was warmer and by the time I went out to my car to clean my carpet it was caked in. Yuck!!! So, I cut the carpet in my car and bought car mats to hide the mess. Still shaking my head at that one.


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Ha ha Marellen - that is a great one. I get car sick a lot to. Fortunately, I have only gotten really sick off of it once, and that was when I was really young... to young to pick up my own mess anyway.... :P

I also have learned from experience, pick it up right away. Frozen puke is absolutely hell to get out of the carpet. Than again, it isn't fun when it is super hot out either! LOL

Thanks for the story. It brought back some of my own memories! LOL


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

This is freaking genius. Finally, someone to report on the serious issues facing this nation that the rest of Hubland won't touch. I've gotton so caught up with my non profit pollitical organization, political blogs, and the normal issues like the economy, corruption and such, that I've neglected some of the less glamorous issues like this. I DID write a piece a while back called The Speed Of Fart" a while back .. http://hubpages.com/education/The-Speed-Of-Fart and I really need to spend mor time on these things.

Thank you for a thumbs up, useful, and funny, funny piece girl!

jim


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

I am glad you enjoyed it! LOL - I guess in away I have a bit of a potty mouth and sometimes touch on topics most people stay away from... for instance, I wrote a topic on public toilets. I had fun with it and it is definitely something different and fun... in a gross sort of way. I am going to go check out your Speed of Fart cause I am very intrigued! LOL


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

These are things that NEED attention. It's a dirty job, but sombodie's gotta do it, and you do it well!

jim


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

BBG - hilarious! Omg I kept asking myself - did Dave tell her I did all that stuff?!

Oh yeah - you were the MC! Haha! I had morning sickness so bad - every time! I get car sick and even airsick! Ugh! Alcohol is not my friend however, there are times when I just drink anyway. Party 'til ya puke!

Someone once asked me why I get motion sickness in the air and not on a boat. That's an easy one I said, I can swim but I can't fly! The thought of falling out of the air sorta makes me sick!

A girl I know got really drunk at a party and puked on this guys shoes - she didn't know him at that time but they ended up getting married. He musta liked her stuff;)!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@Jim - I agree! These are topics that too many people pass by. Everybody wants to write about stuff that is oversaturated by the internet all ready. Now puking... I am sure we can find lots of stuff, but the crime of doing it while driving... I am not sure their has been a whole lot of medical investigation on that! ;)

@RealHousewife - Well, I haven't talked to Dave about your past experiences with alcohol, but now that I am thinking about it, I should have done an interview... it would have made the story more real... with something other than my personal stories... lol

I get really car sick, and I once got really sea sick when I was in the Bahamas. Not as bad as my husband, but I don't understand how Pirates can drink so much rum and return to their ship. That was my downfall. My husband barfed off the side of the boat.

I have never gotten air sick before. I am glad I don't because I travel way to much to have to always go through that. I do get very sick with alcohol older. I have learned... sometimes... but usually have a tendency to overdo it when there are large groups of people around that I can make an ass out of myself in front of! ;)


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

LOL!! I will calm down from laughing in a minute, but in the meantime lol heheh... I have so many puking stories I could fill a book! lol Well, with words not puke. lol! I'll spare ya that but last time I went to a concert, we'd decided to go in a diner. Soon as I got out of the car, I leaned over the fence and up it came! The police came by and said "Ma'am are you ok" .. I screamed out "DO I LOOK OK, I'M PUKING".. LOL!!! They drove off! hummmph, so much for help from the cops LOL!


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

Barbergirl,

I just linked my farting Hub to this (note last paragraph) Now our puking and farting Hubs are cross linked. Barfing and farting are actually cousins, so this is a good thing for sure. My farting Hub was kind of lonely just sitting out there on it's own. All is good now girl!

jim


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

@Manwhoneedspants! lol if you live in the cold north anyway lol! Um, thanks for clearing this up for me, because I thought "Burping and farting" were cousins! And puking and pooping were cousins! Well, I go around misconceiving things all the time! I must come visit your lonely fart hub, as I was reading the NC Possum hub the other day the guy has just that ONE hub! And it was a long one! But there was a girl with underpants that said on the back "I


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

Kath,

I live in Arizona, so it's the only way I could pull this "No Pants" thing off. A lot of people make the mistake you did. Puking and pooping are actually siblings as are burping and farting. They're always fighting for attention. More time is needed for these delicate subjects!

jim


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

OH Ok totally gotach! I live in NC so, while at home alone, I'm often just wearing a long tshirt myself. Totally understandable!

Right now it's pretty warm out here too and I hear lawn mowers going like crazy, but when I went to check on my feral kittens and why they've not drank their yummy chicken broth and eat the chicken I left out for them last night I realized it was by far too hot to get out there and mow the lawn, so I'm waiting until it's cooled down a bit. (and the kitties have gone back into the forest, so much for trying to get photos of the lil critters) ::sigh::.. anyway you sent me on a tangent and my hub will be up in a few minutes and I too will be referring your link, and along with some interesting photos and other links! :) Yes, I can see how they're both vying or attention I guess it's up to us which we give more attention too! When you read my comment on your page you'll understand why! :)


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

Gotcha back my friend. I'm heading out to do some Jeepin, and I'll be looking for that hub when I get back. Send me a link to your Hub when you get it finished. I've got two hubs up there in the old brain, and I'll probably put one out also tonight. One is one of those freakin "how to" Hubs which I can't stand, but I'm going to expose my hypocricy and do it anyway.

j.


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@Katherella - now that you are almost done laughing... I am glad that you clarified that you can fill a book with words... and not puke. LOL That would be mortifying. After all, can you imagine grabbing a book of puke and the insides getting tossed out. It brings out a whole new meaning to emptying out the contents! LOL

@Jim - That is awesome... I mean lonely old cousins finally getting together after all this time. Maybe I will have to write a sibling hub about burps and farts, but I think I have reached my disgusting quota for the month! LOL - but now that you got me thinking....

Anyways, glad your hub isn't so lonely anymore. And I look forward to you exposing your hypocritical side.... Sometimes, even though I don't care for them either... I like to write the occasional "How To" as well!

Oh yeah, and when I first saw your name... I truly envisioned a man streaking! Not one who just wore shorts daily. I had to read to clarify. But it was a funny thought nontheless! LOL


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

Yea, I prefer notta, but hey .. this is a family show and I gotta think about the kids. My mom couldn't keep pants on me. Back then I was known as the "Child with No Pants." My body grew up, but unfortunatly the mind didn't. (snort, snort!)

jim


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Simone Smith 5 years ago from San Francisco

Hahaa! Drive-by puking! I guess we all encounter it at some point or another XD

Great Hub!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Ha ha - You truly are a Toys R Us kid... then again we all are in a way. I don't want to grow up either! LOL


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

Jim, you're going to be just fine! I mean, there's no men who grow up, and their mind stays a kid. So you're pretty normal in that respect. Just try not to do drive by pukings at any of our houses lol! Well, unless it stays on you then you can swoop into a nearby lake and wash off! *smirk*


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@Simone - thanks - we probably will all encounter this at some point in time but here is to hoping it isn't anytime in the near future! LOL

@Katherella - that is disgusting... keep it on yourself so you can fly into a nearby lake and wash up... those poor fish. Okay - then again - those poor fish swim in their pee so I guess a little extra won't hurt them ;)


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

BBG they eat their own poop too so a little swish in a pond I don't think will hurt him or the fish. lol


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

We need to get into these things a little deeper. We haven't touched on competitive barfing. (projectile distance) or armpit farts. (another competitive event) I never could get the arm pit fart to work well. I'd get those pits titty pink and hurting, only to get a weak little noise that hardly qualified as a fart. I'm an only child and I had plenty of time to work on it in the privacy of my room. I never competed with the other guys. When it came to arm pit farts, I just didn't have it. That's probably why I drank, did drugs and partied so hard as "The Teenager With No Pants." I think that's probably it. I took the arm pit fart thing pretty hard.

I got my self so worked up at the dinner table about the subject of my next hub, that everybody got up and left. I'll have to wait until tomorrow to do the Hub I guess. Kinda let the storm die down a little. I only have two speeds. Excited and sleep.

jim


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Sharyn's Slant 5 years ago from Northeast Ohio USA

OMG, I'm feeling like I need to connect with all my friends I used to party with. You've made me miss them:)

I have two quick stories (well maybe not so quick). I have not puked in years. Hate to do it and will avoid it if possible. Last time I puked was about 10 years ago when I reheated Taco Bell that sat in the fridge for a couple days. DO NOT DO THAT!!! And I have not drank alcohol excessively for many, many years. Swear!

I was in my very early 20's and went to a party across town. I got pretty drunk but what I remember more was when all my friends at the party were cracking up after I ate a ton of brownies off the "wrong side of the plate"! I quickly learned about laced brownies. On the drive home, I was the passenger. I told my friend I've got to get out of the car NOW! We stopped on a very long bridge. I ran out to the guard rail and puked for several minutes. I HIT many cars that were on the freeway down below whipping by at 65 mph. So this would be considered "drive by," right? I still feel bad about that one.

And one other that I'll share (from my 20's again). I was at an outdoor concert and we had "lawn" seats. You could not take bottles or cans into this place, so all of my friends brought a bottle of whatever kind of alcohol and we met in the parking lot. We mixed a pretty variety of about 7 or 8 bottles all together in a huge cooler with a pour spout. Yum! It had been raining and the grass was wet. Now this lawn is huge and quite sloped. When the grass is wet, people do slip and fall because of the slope. We brought a large tarp to sit on to keep our butts dry. I sat near the top of the tarp and many friends were in front of me sitting on the tarp. When the mixture of all the alcohol got to me, I promptly puked, of course, on the tarp. The slope caused it to slowly roll onto all my friends in front of me. So I guess you could call this "SIT-By Puking?" I think they might still be mad.

Barbergirl, thank you for such a fun read! Sorry this is so long ~ but I had fun!

Sharyn


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

Sharyn,

You nailed some cars below the bridge?! And you did this for several minutes?? You are a puke Goddess. I am so honored to even be in the same comments section with you. About the best I've done is hitting my foot. You are what the rest of us aspire to be.

jim


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@Katherella - you definitely bring up a good point... it might even inspire a new hub - swimming with poop! LOL - I don't know where I will go with that one... but we will have to see if it pans out... lol I might dream about it tonight but I have other hubs that are trying to pour out right now so we will see which one wants to be written first ;)

@Jim - OMG - competitive barfing. I can't believe I never thought of that. That would probably make a great and disgusting Youtube video! LOL I can see it now - it will have like a million views in a matter of an hour. Why - because if there is one thing I have noticed about people - they are instantly attracted to those things that are disgusting. As for armpit farting - I have never been able to succeed at that :( I truly have failed in that very awesome talent! Darn - I might have to see if they have lessons. Now spitting - or burping contests - I am a champion. Every Christmas I used to have burping contests with my uncle. I also used to eat Radishes... needless to say - I don't do either anymore... lol

Oh yeah - and if you made everyone leave the dinner table about the excitement of your new hub - I can't wait to read it! Something that makes people leave has got to be good - at least in my book! LOL

@Sharyn - I can honestly say I am humbled in your presense - After all, anybody that can shoot puke off a bridge and hit cars below is awesome in my book. I have to agree with TheManWithNoPants - you are a puke goddess. However, I am also very glad I wasn't sitting on that tarp in front of you. But I like the way you think - sit-by puking! LOL


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Sharyn's Slant 5 years ago from Northeast Ohio USA

Dear GuyWithAShirt,

It seemed like hours but yes, it was several minutes with a breather in between here and there.

I am honored to be considered a Goddess (of something, anything!).

But listen, please keep aspiring! You, too, can share this title. I'm not greedy.

FYI, while on the bridge, puking over the guard rail, I believe I may have the "projectile distance" competition pegged also. Hmmmmm . . . enjoy your evening!

Sharyn


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J.S.Matthew 5 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

You are an awesome writer! I thoroughly laughed throughout this entire Hub! I liked the way you spread out all the synonyms for this human exercise. Enjoyed the smileys at the end, too! Great Job!

JSMatthew~


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

I am estatic that you enjoyed the smileys... I was really worried because I promised a prize at the end and I couldn't come up with anything but smileys.

Also - thanks for the great compliment - I had a great time writing this... it was a trip down memory lane... lol


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J.S.Matthew 5 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

Sounded like you had fun! I enjoyed it the whole ride through!

JSMatthew~


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Yeah - I guess you could say I was a bit of a party person when I was younger. It got worse when I was in the military... lol


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

Yea, I GUESS you could say that. I've got pictures! Just kidding .. I just dropped my latest hub. I don't have your e-mail, so I'm pimping it here. Hope it's cool.

http://hubpages.com/politics/Common-Sense-The-Econ...

I twisted my akle leaping over a tall building today. I'm just not as young as I used to be. (I still cleared the building by the way)

jim


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

So that is where those darn pictures went. I was wondering. There was a stray camera with pictures that went somewhere with someone we didn't keep in contact with. For all I know, I am famous on the web already... lol ;)

As for my email - I think that you can email me by clicking contact on my profile page. I could have swore I responded back the last time you contacted me, and that is the main email address I use... otherwise... pimp away. It doesn't matter to me either way! ;)

Off to check out your hub that caused you bodily harm while you leaped over a tall building... I am picturing cape and speedos.... lol


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ThoughtSandwiches 4 years ago from Reno, Nevada

Stacy,

My stomach was doing flips the entire time I was reading this. I recalled a quarters game with bourbon. My adversary was a girl who weighed a couple hundred pounds more than me. I remember being under a park bench for several hours (why I'm not sure...we weren't playing in a park), and I remember vomiting my life away. I also remember that I no longer enjoy bourbon. That's all I remember.

I will typically fight the urge to expel with all my drunken soul but am always amazed how much better I feel after making the porcelain jump. And yet...I still fight the fight. In my declining years, however, I have sought moderation as a defense against...the drive-by puke.

Thank you for the disturbing visuals this morning.

Thomas


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barbergirl28 4 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@ThoughtSandwiches - If you want disturbing visuals, oh do I have some stories for you. Ok - so they mostly involve stories of my husband when I have drank him under the table. They don't involve bourbon but they do involve plenty of beer! ha ha ha... oh the stories I could tell.

I will admit though that making the porcelain jump is sometimes the best option. Unless you can't get away from it... UGH... painful memories! LOL

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