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Dumb things to buy
Here is a lyric video I made of my parody.
A wig of animal hair,
A guitar that's made out of air,
So many things from off eBay,
Like the auction for one cornflake
Dumb things to buy
So many dumb things to buy
Dumb things to buy
So many dumb things to buy
A USB pet rock
A puppet that’s a sock
Someone’s entire life,
A vial of healthy fresh urine
Dumb things to buy
So many dumb things to buy
Dumb things to buy
So many dumb things to buy
The real meaning of life
A dress from your ex wife
Using your body as ad space
A T shirt with Nic Cage’s face
Dumb things to buy
So many dumb things to buy X2
A walker for your fish pet
Even the entire internet!
An umbrella that’s just for your shoe
Isn’t it strange what people do?
Dumb things to buy
So many dumb things to buy X2
Even if your brain is somehow freezin’
Think carefully, there’s really no good reason
Think about your actions before you perform
And all the dollars that this will be costing
This kind of stupidity should be an artform
They might not rhyme but they might possibly be
The dumbest things to buy
The dumbest things to buy
So many dumb things to buy
Buy safe use your brain, A message from Davo
Here are some links to the things that were actually bought or sold:
http://time.com/4017026/ebay-20th-anniversary-weirdest-sales/
http://www.goodgearguide.com.au/slideshow/349425/15-weirdest-ebay-auctions-all-time/?image=2
http://www.goodgearguide.com.au/slideshow/349425/15-weirdest-ebay-auctions-all-time/
http://listverse.com/2012/10/22/10-bizarre-ebay-auctions/
http://wonderfulengineering.com/10-most-useless-products-that-you-can-buy-today/