Dump That Man!!! – The Come On (limerick)

Her husband he had quite a few

Her friends asked her just how she knew

That drunken old cad

Made other girls mad

So her he makes advances to


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mizjo 3 years ago from New York City, NY

Oh, how funny. Sounds like she isn't the jealous type and seems very fond of him.


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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Way too much to drink. LOL


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old albion 3 years ago from Lancashire. England.

My morning smile.

Graham.


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pstraubie48 3 years ago from sunny Florida

Of course, no one I have ever known was described here smiling after reading as usual :) ps Sending you some Angels and some wishes for a Happy Birthday on the 25th in case I don't get back here....


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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

That's a funny turnaround!


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ahorseback 3 years ago

Haa !Too much Tequila ? LOL+++++.


Valleypoet 3 years ago

One too many.....drinks as well LOL :-))


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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Bad boy, liquor loosens the tongue.


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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

Great words once more!!!

Eddy.


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ImKarn23 3 years ago

lol..when all else fails - go home!

you're a hoot, my friend...


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

That's definitely a sign of ...... something!


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midget38 3 years ago from Singapore

Ah, decisions, decisions! A good one, MHatter!


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rcrumple 3 years ago from Kentucky

Her husband needs to go to school

and stop acting the drunken fool

stupid he seems

of girls he dreams

but each day wakes in his own drool.

Great job, my friend!


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tillsontitan 3 years ago from New York

Short, sweet, and great! Voted up, funny, and awesome.


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picklesandrufus 3 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

these limericks make my day!! good job


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Familiarity can breed contempt!


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Keep them coming!

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