Eat Me... I am so good for you! !

Trying to be funny...hope you enjoy this...as I love to cook and eat and play...We all have our own fun and this was mine...no way am I close to BT Evilpants...golden toad...rockinjoe...or Ashwinsgpa...but I did try to join in on Happy thoughts for 2009... :o) Hugs & Peace

Playing with my food
Playing with my food
We call them trees...right full of good stuff
We call them trees...right full of good stuff
corn is good for you...just don't cook too long
corn is good for you...just don't cook too long
cheese is protein
cheese is protein
roar  roar eat me fast
roar roar eat me fast
My eyes are on you.....
My eyes are on you.....
Have a great day ! !
Have a great day ! !
fish is fishy...yuck
fish is fishy...yuck
yummmy for the tummy
yummmy for the tummy
Lettuce meet again...soon
Lettuce meet again...soon
Don't say that to me....lick what?
Don't say that to me....lick what?
My eyes are only for you....
My eyes are only for you....
baaa baaa...eat me though
baaa baaa...eat me though
My Vacation tan....
My Vacation tan....
Lettuce see...More...
Lettuce see...More...
Sour PUSSY....
Sour PUSSY....
Not this again.....
Not this again.....
Hot doggies...yikes what happened dear???
Hot doggies...yikes what happened dear???
Watch this....
Watch this....
How to serve chicken to a MAN...
How to serve chicken to a MAN...

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rockinjoe 7 years ago from Standing right behind you!

You made me choke on my Cheerios, G-Ma. AWESOME HUB!


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

G'day G-Ma thanks for a giggle, just loved that suntanned chicken. Mmm Mmmm.

Hope you have had a great New Year and wish you all the best for 2009!


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Misha 7 years ago from DC Area

Hugs G-Ma! The last one is my favorite :D


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

rockinjoe...am so sorry..that wasn't suppose to happen..Oh dear Oh My...hee hee..you mean I gotcha????Thanks...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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Dottie1 7 years ago from MA, USA

Hahaha G-Ma!  These are hysterical and thanks for happy thoughts to end my day.  You are a Dear and Lovely Soul and as Funny as,

BT Evilpants...golden toad...rockinjoe...and Ashwinsgpa.  You are all so funny and cute. :)

 


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

agvulpes..Thank you and I am wondering how many women will click on it >>>LMAO...and a Happy New Year to you...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Misha...wow I got your attention...Cool..and it figures you like that one...the Man you are...Thanks for the comment...Happy New Year...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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Dottie1 7 years ago from MA, USA

G-Ma...I would click on anything from you, are you kiddin, you're the best! Hugs, Peace and Joy!


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Dotti1 Thank you angel...after I thought about it I knew I should have been more creative in the words department...but honestly I was so cracking up I couldn't think straight...and with these funny guys here was afraid they would COME UP with it b4 me...Hee Hee...Ha Ha LoL :O)

You are the first lady to read it so we shall see???...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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countrywomen 7 years ago from Washington, USA

G-Ma, That lettuce picture was so real and others were also simply too good. An amazing collection and a great way to spread cheer and happiness around. If it isn't overly promotional I have also compiled some funny fruit/vegetable carving which you can check out (we even have some pictures in common)..hehe

http://hubpages.com/food/FruitVegitable-Carving


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

countrywomen...so great minds think a like...and Thank you for commenting to my hub...not sure you ever have b4? what an honor...so you are the 2nd woman to comment...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Well sorry I never saw that one...just looked at it...very well done and very good too...yes we had a couple the same..but yours was much better...again thanks for the comment hun...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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countrywomen 7 years ago from Washington, USA

I have commented in other hubs of yours but not on this one. Thanks a lot for appreciating my collection. Oh yeah as far as the mutual admiration goes "great minds do think alike"...LOL


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Dottie1 7 years ago from MA, USA

G-Ma, I told you not to show off my vacation tan! Now you gotta show off yours!:)


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Dotti1 Mine was the last one hee hee LoL....!!!!! G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace

countrywomen...ooops sorry...I am so far behind...been seeing you everywhere lately I go...just catching up...sweetie...G-ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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VioletSun 7 years ago from Oregon/ Name: Marie

G-Ma: The Lettuce head was fun and creepy, and yikes, it spoke a second time, with "Lettuce see more..." And how to serve chicken to a man, was fun.

And hey, your exchange with CW, reminded me you hardly ever visit my hubs, but I admit you have visited before, so, I am just saying, I enjoy you. :)


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countrywomen 7 years ago from Washington, USA

Violet- G-Ma has lots of love to share with everyone but I suspect she is partial to one of her favorites Ashwin as far as comments are concerned..hehe


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

VioletSun...Thank you sweetie for the comment...and I must apologize..I am a bit behind in commenting sometimes...but I do read alot of the hubs...My mom keeps me very busy and being alone I have so much to do...will try to visit more...Please don't take offense ok? You are a dear lady and I enjoy you also...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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Dottie1 7 years ago from MA, USA

LOL, good one G-Ma....you look sooo relaxed...:)


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Countrywomen...now now...hummm why ever do you say that? eccept that I do feel close to the man...He went through a terrible time and has always been here for me ...Good thing I am so old huh? Cause you would have to watch me...Hee hee LOL ha ha :O) I admit I am partial to men...maybe cause mine left me...but am getting over it now after 2 yrs. but 33 yrs. was hard to let go of for me...Sweet dreams angels..and God Bless...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Dotti1...hummm wouldn't you be??? tsk tsk hee hee LOL:O) :O) I am so bad....Love ya hun...G-Ma :o) hugs & Peace


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countrywomen 7 years ago from Washington, USA

G-Ma, I know he calls you nana hence it wasn't meant in anyway to hurt you. I just was trying to console violet that she isn't alone like me who hasn't received your comment love. I usually complain like that to my mom too to get my way(when she is too partial to my brother)..hehe

But seriously I am sorry if I have hurt you in anyway. I really have high regard for you and Ashwin hence nothing I said was meant to cause you any pain. Please excuse me for those words if they have hurt you in anyway.


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Dottie1 7 years ago from MA, USA

Hi countrywomen.....

I don't believe you could ever hurt anyone. You are the sweetest that hubpages has ever had. I may not be quick with comments but I print out and read many hubs. You are so sweet and well loved at hubpages. :) ~Dottie~ and that's my 2 cents...hehe.


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Oh no sweetie not hurting to me...I was worried I hurt your feelings as well as VioletSun...Never would do that for any reason...Listen to us women being so careful here...Is all ok...you are both dear ladies and i shall make a better effort to do more commenting...I promise...Love ya both...G-Ma :o) Hugs & peace


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Dottie1 7 years ago from MA, USA

Hey, why don't we just all get together and have a party here...look at all the food we have to eat....yum yum and G-Ma if you say yes to party could you bring some mug cake?  I love that chocoate stuff!


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

there you go CW.... Dotti1 knows how to say it right...Thanks Dotti1 you are a sweet woman too...getting mushy here hey???O) Hugs & Peace G-Ma


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Heck we need a chat room....and sure chocolate cake is always the best after a good meal chomp chomp...who's bringing the drinks???..night night all sweet dreams...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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countrywomen 7 years ago from Washington, USA

G-Ma, Thanks for setting my mind at rest. Now I am really looking forward to more comment love from G-Ma. Thanks a lot for spreading so much love to everyone. We all need all the love we can get. I sure could do with some chocolate cake. Good night sweet and lovely G-Ma. Sweet dreams.

Dottie- WOW!! Thanks a lot. Those kind words really made my day. I guess sometimes complaining does have its virtues. It is so cool that you actually print out the articles to read offline. Now that makes me more responsible to write high quality articles that people like you take the time and effort to printout to read later.


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Nayberry 7 years ago from nayphat@yahoo.com

This is the funniest hub!! I love them all. You got really creative with these.

Tootles!!


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Thank You Nayberry...Was fun too and glad you like this...actually my first real attempt...I am usually too serious...G-ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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Dottie1 7 years ago from MA, USA

Countrywomen, I have to share computer here so I print out to keep up with my reading of hubs. My intention after reading is to come back and comment and as you now can see I'm not very good at. I'll add that to my New Years Resolution. There we go, now I'm committed to try harder. You all have a good night. It is 2:45 a.m. I should get some sleep. I wonder why I am wide awake...Hmmmm it must be the chocolate cake, hehe. Thanks for party G-Ma, it was great!


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countrywomen 7 years ago from Washington, USA

Good night Dottie. Sweet dreams and hope you get recharged over the weekend. Looking forward to your new "resolutions". That's not fair Dottie...you didn't even share that cake with me(now I am again complaining)...LOL


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ASHWINSPGA 7 years ago from Lion City ( Singapore)

Nana i just came back after a round of Sunday golf and you got me all cracking up. Why would anyone want to do that to a delicious looking chicken wing? Now i don't know whether i would eat it or keep it beside my bed for some late night rendezvous hehehe!!!! Judging by all the comments that have flooded in i think you hit the funny nail hard on everyone's head and got them all giggling at your pictures. All hilarious masterpieces. I loved the bra less chicken and the sexy thighs. great work Nana... Lurrrrve you. 

Miss Dottie the hub i promied you is in the works. Look out for it.


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VioletSun 7 years ago from Oregon/ Name: Marie

G-Ma: No, sweetie, I am not offended, not at all; its like saying to a friend or loved one, why don't we get together more often. :)  I am pretty easy going, don't have that many expectations, but wanted to whine a little, and have fun. You are very much appreciated. No one has ever complained I don't visit them. hehe.

And yes, Ashwin has gone through a terrible time; he is an inspiration to many of us, and I am happy he found a supportive group of friends here.

Thanks for becoming my fan; I thought you were one already. It looks like Hubpages drops fans as a glitch with their system. I have seen how I came off Ananta's fan club and with another hubber, when I have never quit their fan club. I joined again. Thanks for caring.

Going to bed soon. Jabber with you guys later. :)     


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Amanda Severn 7 years ago from UK

Hi G-Ma

Happy New Year to you! These are funny pictures, and so clever! I particularly liked the chicken at the end. I've heard of chicken breast, but that's ridiculous!


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

What a great spread Hugh Heffner meets The naked chef!

Great stuff! I really enjoyed the tanned chicken and the last one!

Gma Have a great 2009.


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Good golf game Ashwin???Yes you guys made me feel good and my silly bone got tickled...and it was fun to do this...I am getting back to myself I think...thank God for friends  we have here on the Hubs though...Couldn"t do it alone...that is for sure.  very late for good night sweet Man...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

VioletSun...good we are once again on the right track...Am happy about that....

Amanda...Thank you my dear...am so happy it tickles your funny bone...

Sixtyorso...Yes you got it...and Thank you too for your comment...hope it made you smile... and a Happy New Year to ALL...

G-Ma :O) Hugs & Peace


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trish1048 7 years ago

G-Ma,

Too cute!!!  I too love the last one, and I will have to show my granddaughter the broccoli poodle (she loves broccoli).  What a hoot!

Thanks for sharing a smile!  Hugs!


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B.T. Evilpants 7 years ago from Hell, MI

Welcome to the dark side, darlin'. Good job! Love the new tan!


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Laila Rajaratnam 7 years ago from India

G-Ma,way to go!LOL!I enjoyed this ! A wonderful way to start the New Year!:)


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

Alright G-Ma, I woke up this morning to a good laugh, I have to agree with BT, welcome to the dark side....otherwise known as the fun side!


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Trish...Well Thank you my dear...I guess my time has come..LOL just b4 we go nuts we get silly ??? and even make that broccoli dog for her...fun. Good eats...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

BT Evilpants...awww haa very fitting tan for an old lady...I agree...and Thanks for allowing me to get silly...and am happy to hear from you and to come to the dark/fun side...Have a great day....G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Laila...Thank you dear and glad you smiled and also nice to meet you...Have a nice day...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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Patty Inglish, MS 7 years ago from North America

The first time I saw broccoli as a child I was 6 and in hospital. It was overcooked and I though I was being fed trees for punishment for being sick. lol Sourpussy is also funny!


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Amanda almost missed you hun...so sorry...Love that name I have a grandaughter with the same...And a Happy New Year to you also and watch out for them wings!!!LOL...Thank You for commenting...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Patty...Yes is sad the way they cook sometimes in Hospitals...but now a days I think is better...and so sorry as a child of 6 you were in the Hospital...a scary time for a youngster...Thank You for commenting and glad you like it..was fun for me too... Happy New Year...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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Patty Inglish, MS 7 years ago from North America

haha - they made up for it by bringing me a building set to play with. :)


Sciantel 7 years ago

I loved them! Did you do some of the food arts yourself or did you do them all?


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Patty...well that's good to hear.....:O)G-Ma Hugs & Peace

Sciantel....Thanks sweetie for commenting...and I have done pancakes and sandwiches but about it...I like the new pic :o) and hope all is going well...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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dayzeebee 7 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

Hahahahah I love the fun you put into this hub G-ma. You are adorable. Thank you for giving my Monday morning a big energy boost. Now I know what vegans do to make their meals more interesting.LOL. Hugs:)


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

dayzeebee Thank you sweetie..it was fun too...hee hee..and have a great day and Thank you for commenting on my sillyness...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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Shirley Anderson 7 years ago from Ontario, Canada

This is so funny, G-Ma! Like so many of the others, I found the tanned chicken particularly chuckle-able, but I have to say that I just loved the kitten pic at the top - it's soooo cute!

Well done, G-Ma. Happy New Year to you!


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Well Thank you my dear...and nice to meet you...yes I love the kitty too...poor mouse...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

lovely Hub G-Ma, I too loved the chicken at the end, but loads of them were good too :)


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Misty Thank You dear..LOL was silly but fun to do,,,and Happy New Year...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

Happy New Year to you too G-Ma, you deserve it :)


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chillingbreeze 7 years ago from India

OMG.. This is one of the loveliest hubs I've seen :D Truly loved it and yes, it did the job.. Best best and bestest of the day...

Cheers!


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Thank you Misty...and sweet dreams...G-Ma :O) Hugs & Peace

chillingbreeze...thank you and the best to you always my dear...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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PenmanZee 7 years ago

Goodness G'Ma! I've never seen anything like this. Most hilarious!! Thanks for the laughs.


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Hi PenmanZee...Really? well glad it made you smile and not shock you too much...can be silly too is fun...Hope all is well with you and you have a very HAPPY NEW YEAR and Thank You for commenting...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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SweetiePie 7 years ago from Southern California, USA

The broccoli picture reminds me of what I used to say about the vegetable when I was five. I told my mom eating broccoli was like eating little San Bernardino trees because they looked like palm trees to me. At the time palms were a novel thing because I was growing up in the mountains, but now I see them every single day living down here in the valley. I always loved broccoli and thought it was tasty and pretty.


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Lgali 7 years ago

very funny stuff


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Lgali...Thanks hun..hope you got a laugh or two...Thanks for commenting G-Ma :o) hugs & Peace


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Awwwww SweetiePie you were very imaginative about broccoli as a child...most kids can't stand it...I learned to love it...Thanks for the comment dear...G-Ma :o) hugs & Peace


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ripplemaker 7 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

I didn't want to eat you G-Ma LOL Hahahaha But here I am!!! Hahaha Love the photos. Very creative and....ummm...aahhh...imaginative too! :-) LOL


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Hi sweetie...guess you think I've gone crazy here?  Just got my silly bone tickled by some of our hubbers here and then those wanting Happy thoughts only for this year...LOL..and it feels good...another process I have to go through I am thinking...to LAUGH again...Thanks for commenting sugar...I know it  is sorta not your style..but here you are!!! as you said..I Love you Hun...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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Princessa 7 years ago from France

That was so cute and funny. My favourites were the broccoli and the chicken. Happy new year :-)


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Well Thank You Princessa...glad to hear from you...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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ripplemaker 7 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

G-Ma, I love this style.  I enjoyed this hub immensely.  I guess I sound so serious in my hubs Hahaha Ask Daisy, she says I'm one of the silliest girl she happens to be around daily. Hahaha  Keep up the enjoyment of life.  It is wealth for the soul.  :-)


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

ripplemaker...Yes my dear youare so right and it feels good...and you are also wealth to me...Thanks dear lady...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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Sally's Trove 7 years ago from Southeastern Pennsylvania

Thanks for putting a smile on my face, G-Ma. Trish1048 pointed me to this Hub this morning, after she got her chuckles. The broccoli poodle just might be my favorite. Happy New Year to you!


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Sally...well how sweet of trish to do that...I am glad it put a smile on your face...cause it was my first attempt at trying to be funny...Thanks hun for the comment and have a great day...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace


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sheenarobins 7 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

Just like I thought, men is gonna love the last one. My favorite is the chicken tan. I wonder why there is no NEMO part two anymore? hehehe. Thanks G-Ma for the giggles ans smile. rockinjoe's comment made choke too. That guy! tsk, tsk, tsk.


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

Sheena...Ha Ha yes that rock'in joe and goldentoad and btevilpants are pretty funny dudes hey? and I like the chicken tan too hee hee life is fun when we can laugh at ourselves once in a while...Thanks again sweetie for your comment...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace

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