Ever Heard Of Keep Your Hands To Yourself – Well (limerick)

At bar once a girl gave me eye

I said to myself Gosh Oh My

What else could I say

Of ghoulish display

One’s eye isn’t way to win guy

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Beth37 4 years ago

I hope she saw the error of her ways.

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Yuck! What a slimy gift! :) Thank you for my nightly laugh.

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

Yikes! lol

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

Instead of an eye, Martin, probably made of glass,

What you really wanted was a piece of her . . . (Well, you get the picture.)

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kj force 4 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99...she gave you " eye " so you gave her " lip "..back...? loved your limerick..great way to end the day...nite

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Ghaelach 4 years ago

Very true Martin.

LOL Ghaelach

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Very funny. Thanks for the morning laugh.

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ARUN KANTI 4 years ago from KOLKATA

Your poems will give us extra years. Thanks.

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breakfastpop 4 years ago

I am laughing all the way to the up and funny button!

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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

Ha ha ha brilliant !!!!


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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Especially if there is only one instead of two.

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

You might want to think twice before asking for her hand in marriage! LOL:-))

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Yuck, I guess you looked away?

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D.Juris Stetser 4 years ago from South Dakota


she clearly had eyes just for you

and so gave you one of her two

just smile and say thank you

don't force her to spank you

For drinks, I'd find someplace that's new! hugs! dotti

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MarleneB 4 years ago from Northern California, USA

What a clever limerick. I enjoyed it a lot.

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anglnwu 4 years ago

Haha, well said. Anther great observation.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

lol Made me remember those horror films with eyes popping out. lol

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

Geez..all i can say is it's a good thing she didn't give you 'head'..


(sorry to sully, M..sigh..)...sharing in apology..lol

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tillsontitan 3 years ago from New York

Did you keep it in water?

Perhaps you really oughta

In case it belongs to her daughter.

LOVED this. Your limericks and humor are top notch.

Voted up, funny, and interesting.

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Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

Another good one.

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blondey 3 years ago from Boston, MA

I like it.

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picklesandrufus 3 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

You are too funny. Just love reading your limericks!

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Ewwwww! :-)

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teaches12345 3 years ago

Not my idea of a gift!

Stephen 8 months ago

True true..

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