Everyone Should Have Their Own Boat (limerick)

My dreams fulfilled how I would gloat

I finally bought my own boat

Now to face life’s wrath

I found peaceful path

As there in the bathtub we’d float

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Never saw that one coming! LOL Thank you!

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Hope you enjoy the floating boat and I guess it is also a soap holder.

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lovedoctor926 4 years ago

LOL.. Your limericks are awesome! The one with the pole dancer was funny too.

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LupitaRonquillo 4 years ago from Colorado

Excellent show haha! :D

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LaThing 4 years ago from From a World Within, USA

ROFL...... There is always a surprise at the end! I hope you had a nice bath :))

Voting up and everything.....

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Cyndi10 4 years ago from Georgia

LOL. Thanks for my morning chuckle. Sharing.

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Always a pleasure to enjoy a laugh from you.

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

AND you don't have to pay property taxes, either!

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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Well I thought you meant a real boat and first and I was SO happy for you! LMAO

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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Mhatter, we can always dream, even in the bath. Nice one! :).

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Great laughs.

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa, I can remember my son playing with a boat in the bath tub..Great one..

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

I had boat in my tub too!

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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

Brilliant as always so I have to award my Up up and away!!!

Enjoy your weekend.


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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

Martin, short and sweet and elicited a chuckle! Thank you for the laugh!

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