Everything You Wanted Know About Spryte...But Were Afraid To Ask (which was probably a good thing)

Fluffy was really good at holding still for pictures...

 

This hub is dedicated to Zsuzsy Bee who asked for more information on life with spryte's dead pet squirrel, Fluffy.

*WARNING - THIS HUB CONTAINS MATERIAL OF AN ADULT NATURE WATERED DOWN TO MEET HUBPAGE REQUIREMENTS...BUT WILL STILL NONETHELESS MANAGE TO OFFEND SOMEBODY (or at least I hope so).

My sketch of what spryte looks like after a rare bath...

One of the things I enjoyed most about IRC (internet relay chat) was creating a persona and then attempting to interact with people while remaining totally within the character of my creation. I wasn't a typical chatter and the idea of just hanging out and rehashing the daily events of my life held no appeal to me whatsoever.

In the early 1990's I retired my normal nickname and took on the character of a tiny little imp that I named spryte. Not wanting her to be even remotely sexual, I gave her a child's disposition and a rather grubby façade, encouraging people to actually be physically repulsed by her poor grooming habits. Recalling some of my favorite cartoons, especially the ones involving Wile E. Coyote and the Roadrunner, I gave her a genus and species name of Impus Inyerlapus, to explain her propensity for climbing up into the laps of men that she truly wanted to annoy. The results were often comical as these gentlemen were hanging about to meet attractive and interesting women and suddenly they'd find this repulsive, dangerous, and yet oddly endearing creature perched on their knee smiling at them with pointy little teeth.

Realizing that I needed an arsenal at my disposal to deal with whatever situation might come up, I gave spryte very deep and mysterious pockets. Sometimes she would offer gummy bears covered in lint to those she liked, other times she would extract a rusty Altoid's tin with the intention of doing a show and tell of her favorite booger collection. These were her treasures. But none of these compared with her absolute favorite...Fluffy, her pet squirrel. The fact that Fluffy had long since passed the stages of rigor mortis was unimportant. In spryte's eyes, he was "just downright ‘zhausted' or "'stremely relaxed." How she acquired Fluffy remains a mystery...but there is a strong suspicion that she hugged him to death and they've been friends ever since.

Dragonsbreath was very sad...

One day, during her travels, spryte stumbled upon a place called Bondage Castle and decided to stay a while. The owner of the place, Dragonsbreath, seemed rather depressed and lonely, his mood infecting the whole room to the point where everyone seemed on the verge of deserting the castle. Spryte's mission seemed obvious to her and so she wiped her hand on her dress and extended it to Dragonsbreath, introducing herself as his new best friend.

While his skepticism was warranted, Dragonsbreath decided it was probably safer to humor the tiny abomination for a while in the hope that it would move on. Unfazed, spryte slowly pried into the affairs of the castle owner and was often seen whispering in his ear as he glumly sat upon his throne. Little by little the shadow lifted as she imparted her wisdom and infectious hope into the heart of the dragon, worming her way into his benevolent graces. The general inhabitants weren't sure why things were changing, but they were glad that their fearless leader was not so sad anymore. Not one of them attributed the change to the ill-mannered and badly dressed imp who sat quietly at his feet like a ratty little kitten.

Judging that it was time, spryte walked into the castle one day and directly up to Dragonsbreath. Imperiously she raised her chubby arms, looked at Dragonsbreath solemnly and said, "Up." With a benevolent smile, Dragonsbreath bent from his throne and picked up the imp, placing her firmly on his knee. The inhabitants were stunned. Who was this creature? Was she Dragonsbreath's new submissive? But if she was a submissive...why had he indulged her in commanding him?

I can tell you that spryte was definitely not a submissive, even though her name began with a small "s," which is the way all submissives are identified. Likewise, all Doms and Dommes names began with capital letters. No...spryte was something altogether new to the castle, but something that was sorely needed. Spryte was the fool...Dragonbreath's personal jester, often referred to by the inhabitants as the castle pit bull.

The court jester

It was a fun job...and an interesting position to be in. Surrounded by this alternative sexual lifestyle that I knew next to nothing about, I was always learning and to my utter surprise, it didn't repulse me in the least. In fact, while I had no inclinations toward that lifestyle myself, I actually respected it when practiced in its truest form.

Let me explain a bit.

It's not really about whips and chains...unless that is what the submissive wishes. Understand, the true power of the relationship is in the hands of the submissive. They have this need to be...controlled, dominated by an authority figure, unable to allow themselves pleasure without it. They are probably the most eager to please people in the universe. Yet, only they can give this power to somebody.

Imagine the abuse that could happen when this power is given to the wrong person...an imposter Dom/Domme that simply gets off on exerting his/her power over a victim. A true Dom/Domme is like a good parent...patient, kind, firm and commanding respect because he/she has earned it.

For the most part, I found the submissives of the castle to be a joyful bunch and without hesitation they welcomed spryte into the fold because Dragonsbreath had accepted her. Besides, spryte was a lot of fun and since a lot of submissives have a tendency to be rather mischievous and playful, it didn't take a lot of coercion to get them to go along with whatever the cheeky little imp had in mind.

The Dom/Dommes were a different story.

There were some in the castle that thought I was there to ridicule them and their lifestyle. They feared the power they imagined that I had over the castle's king and questioned his authority. In response, Dragonsbreath simply armed me with a Super Soaker and a blowgun (I supplied my own stale jelly beans), telling me to do whatever I liked. And I did...with a vengeance.

Before long, half the Dom/Dommes decamped and moved onto other places where they could rule with an iron and somber fist. It was like the last vestiges of gloom and doom left the castle with their departure and mayhem ruled. Dragonsbreath declared a celebration by decreeing a day where all Dom/Dommes must switch places with their submissives. *smiles remembering* It was a good day.

Before too long, the castle gained the reputation of being a fun place to be and new blood began to trickle in. Of course, this presented a problem...

Never trust a smiling pitbull

With all the influx of new Dom/Dommes some were bound to be phonies. It was spryte's job to ferret these out and send them packing. It was the one thing I really enjoyed doing...exposing these frauds.

Imagine with me if you will...your average Dom wannabe. You've trolled several channels looking for sex and figured why not just take advantage of a female submissive. All you have to do is act all tough and authoritative, right? Wrong. First you have to get by me.

You sit self-importantly in the castle, taking your time, flirting with the submissives thinking you have it made. But see...the submissives know my job and until I say it's okay, they'll stay tantalizingly out of your reach. Oh...you want one of them really bad and you are pretty sure the feeling is mutual. The submissives are that good...they want you to be all lust-riddled because it makes my job easier.

Out of nowhere, a rather foul-smelling creature picking the remains of her dinner from her teeth suddenly climbs into your lap and smiles at you. It's about as sexy as having your five year old hop into bed with you and your wife when you would rather the child be in its OWN bed.

"Know what?" the imp says tugging on your sleeve.

Annoyed, you figure if you play along, the disgusting little creature will go away and leave you to what you came for. "What?"

Unperturbed, spryte picks her nose and examines the booger on her finger before reaching into her pocket, pulling out the Altoid's case and placing her new treasure within. "Wanna gummy bear?" she asks with a tilt of her head, trying her best to be utterly charming.

"No! I don't want a gummy bear. Will you go away?" you might say in frustration.

Already, spryte knows you are a phony...and now to the immense pleasure of the rest of the castle, having exposed you...she will now play with you until you lose complete control of yourself.

Doms NEVER lose their temper that easily with a submissive. EVER. Slowly...ever so slowly, spryte's vocabulary expands going from a child to a rather frighteningly perceptive adult bent on your total destruction. Why? Simply because it amuses her to do so. Make no mistake, you WILL leave the castle with your tail tightly tucked between your legs.

You would think that with this sort of guest treatment that our Dom/Domme population would be rather diminished. In fact, it was just the opposite...and our room drew the best of the best. Accomplishing that, more submissives soon dropped in and made themselves at home knowing they were completely safe.

When I wasn't busy playing the castle's watch dog, I engaged in improvisational mayhem and comedy...just as any good fool would. My favorite co-conspirator in these crimes was a submissive named rook. On one particular day, he had stolen Fluffy and was playing a rather mean game of keep-a-way with my beloved pet...even going so far as to catapult my dead rodent through the air while yelling, "Look! A flying squirrel!" This of course left me no choice but to beat the ever lovin' snot out of him.

In the middle of this chaotic battle, a contingent of former resident Doms/Dommes strode in. Their ringleader was named SirB, who in real life was an Australian government official and the only Dom that I was deathly afraid of...seriously...in text he was one scary dude.

"Spryte!" he yelled..."Come HERE...now!"

Understand, I took a lot of liberties in my position at the castle...but there was a certain line I never crossed, which is why I was successful. I never questioned the authority of a true Dom or Domme. Well...at least not openly or in a way that was overly impertinent...maybe somewhat impertinent...but hey, I had to stay in character.

In a rather comically woebegone fashion I dragged poor spryte up to SirB. To his credit, rook never left my side, even going so far as to reach out and take my hand in support.

"What do you think you are doing?" SirB inquired in his rather intimidating voice.

"Nuffin...well...playin' I guess but only cuz rook took Fluffy n' you know how much I love Fluffy...almost as much as I love my booger collection...well maybe a bit more cuz Fluffy and I...well we've been together for a long time n'...."

SirB held up a hand. "Enough, spryte...ENOUGH. Haven't you destroyed our lifestyle enough with your mockery of it? Don't you realize you aren't wanted here? Your foolishness has been tolerated long enough. We all just wish you would leave."

The room went quiet...and nobody said anything. Not even Dragonsbreath...

Not wanted? They wanted me to leave?

At home, sitting safely at my keyboard, surrounded by the reality and comfort of my life, I felt as if I had been slapped. My cheeks burned with humiliation and tears welled up in my eyes. Silly, huh? But that had stung. Not wanted...as in "go home spryte...we don't want you."

When nobody said anything in my defense...I decided perhaps SirB was right. Maybe I was just an annoyance and with me gone they could go back to their happy little life of whips and chains. Without a word, I clicked the button that would exit me from the room.

There I sat, in utter limbo, licking my wounds and trying to figure out where spryte should go now that she was homeless. I was angry...and sad at the same time. Damn...I thought they liked me...at least a little. Hadn't we had a lot of fun together? Wasn't the room a happier place? Perhaps I had been wrong though...maybe I'd gone a little too far once or twice.

Dragonsbreath: Well...aren't you going to come back?

I wiped my eyes and blew my nose into a Kleenex.

spryte: Nobody wants me.

Dragonsbreath: You silly brat...of course we want you. We just expected you would tear him apart yourself. Imagine our shock when you actually left!

spryte: Really?

Dragonsbreath: LOL...yeah. Really. Do you want to know what happened after you left?

*spryte nods*

Dragonsbreath: Several people became very upset with SirB and so he foolishly took a vote...you or him. Guess who won?

spryte: me?

Dragonsbreath: Yes. Now...will you come back home?

*spryte smiles widely*

Dragonsbreath and I ruled the castle together for a few years and it was a very happy place to be...well as happy as any place devoted to BDSM (bondage, dominance and sado-masochism) can be.

So that's the story of spryte...and the whole reference to Fluffy, her dead pet squirrel. It probably wasn't quite what you expected to find out...but as I've told you, next to spryte...I'm rather dull.

 

You might be a submissive if...

...More often than not, at parties, you find yourself adorned with battery operated accoutrements.

...The local tack store has started to hide their crops when they see you walk through the door.

...The local hardware store sends you a Christmas card every year.

...You have locked cabinets so that the neighbors will not see your 'toys'.

...You can't let anyone see your charge card bill because most of it is from Dungeon Depot.

...When you eat, it is out of a dog dish.

...The mailman brings more than one package a week in a brown paper wrapper.

...When everyone else is saying they should have bought stock in Microsoft, you're wishing you'd bought stock in Master locks.

...You have to ask permission to ask permission.

...The company accountant wants to know if floggers should be categorized as office supplies.

...You have more fetish wear than 'normal' clothing

...You have more than one gas mask and have never been in the military.

...When you visit a doctor you have to tell him that the bruises and marks are not from spousal abuse.

...When you go for x-rays, you have to explain that the piercing in your nipples aren't removable.

...You can't make it through a metal detector in the airport because of all your piercings.

...When you go to the movies, your Owner sits in the aisle seat while you sit 'in' the aisle on your knees.

...You have not sat on top of a piece of furniture in years.

...The family dog runs free because you are wearing his leash.

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spryte 4 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Kinda....heheheh...like the list I gave you was a subtle hint?


Peepingtammy 4 years ago

Giggle,giggle. Living vicariously through your hub posts only cuz you kinda offered...


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spryte 4 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

LOL! :)) te adoro, piscavour....mmmmmmmwah!


~grrrrrrrr~ 4 years ago

*looks at the lil x*

It's got some kinda m.o.u.l.d or something on it

*claps paws together*

TASTERS at the ready!

okokok...listen, here's a challenge for ya boys. I need that x tasted right, BUT...you can't touch her lips.

GO!

WTF! NO LIPS! here...forget it...you obviously can't listen to instructions. I'll take it from here. shoo, shoo.....x.........x...........x.x.x.x.x.x.......seems safe enough :P


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spryte 4 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

There, there my lil piscavour....here's one for you. x

See..it's a genuine one of kind special one. I saved it for a very long time so I could deliver it personally.


~grrrrrrrr~ 4 years ago

....GRRRRRrrrrrRRRrrrrrrrr


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spryte 4 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

*absentmindedly hands you a green one*

I never saw that comment two years ago from thequest...what's with the x you think? Do you want a mint instead.... *grins*


~weotterknowbetter~ 4 years ago

*sniff sniff sniff sniff*

is...is...is that a ....gummy bear?!


thequestfortruth 7 years ago

hmm.....intersting.......hmmm......sparky, thanks x


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

Let's see now I'm trying to channel Fluffy, to find out who were his mum and dad and grandfather and grandmother and uncle and aunty (get the picture).

In best Shirley Mclean voice "are you there fluffy are you there??? now stop that Jack cant you see I'm busy. Fluffy where are you?"


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spryte 7 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Distantly or closer than 1st cousins?


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

I'll have to do some DNA (Dont no anything) testing but I think Fluffy and I might be related?


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spryte 7 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Aggie - Umm....you did? He didn't have any tags when I found him and I had him checked for one of those fancy chip things. Never found anything...so I guess I didn't think too hard about any true identities...


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

Well spryte have I finally unearthed the true identity of Fluffy?


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spryte 7 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

:) Thank you rc! Love the avatar! Something you drew as well?


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rcbonay 7 years ago

spryte - I love your wit, your style and your energy.  You are LOL funny!


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spryte 7 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

What...what? You are my friend and don't be so silly. :P


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

Aw, :[ shucks and I did so want to be your friend? LOL

(walks away with tail between legs, and tear in left eye!)


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spryte 7 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

:) He didn't like me very much did he? LOL! Well, whatever...I would have done the same for any of my friends on here. I don't like arrogant bullies...especially ones that can't spell.


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

No you played a nice little cameo role. some bloke called Jerrycan or something like that?


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spryte 7 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Ahhhhh...how so? Did I miss a good one?


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

I was referring to a certain forum I just read!


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spryte 7 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Aggie - I dunno, according to the paper human target that my husband taped to our garage wall, I have pretty good aim. :)


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

Hey spryte I think your aim with the hammer might have been a bit off!


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

:) :) :) :) mmmm


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spryte 7 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Yes...you do. :)


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

Ouch Ouch I love it (I tbink?)


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spryte 7 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Oh I am a lot of fun...just occasionally there's a wee bit of pain involved.


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

Ouch and I thought you were such fun!


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spryte 7 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Hey Sixty - I agree with you on the collars and leash, no way! But I'm not very good at subtlety... :) Why beat around the bush when a direct blow from a hammer works even better?


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

I think you Shades, Brain, need to use those collars to put you all on a tighter leash. Na that wouldn't be any fun. We need you guys to be free unfettered and uncensored. But I think subtlety is our strong suit!

Brain nice to see you out and about again.


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spryte 7 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Ooh...the thought of you psychoanalyzing this makes me cringe and laugh at the same time. I think it's because you'd have way too much fun with it...but then again, I'd be laughing my ass off too.

I actually like the idea of being savored ;) LOL! So I don't mind at all that you save my stories for special moments.

I must confess, I do miss having fun with spryte in IRC. Make-believe is so good for the soul...why should children have all the fun?


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Shadesbreath 7 years ago from California

This was a very interesting read. I don't even know where to begin in responding. The psychology alone could take up five thousand words. All I can say is you are a serious trouble maker, a total joy to read, an absolute head case and totally funny. And the only reason I'm so late to this one is because, well, your hubs are longer and more in line with a "sit down" read in my mind, so I tend to save you for moments where I'm looking to read for fun, when I'm looking for a story. As usual, I got one. Thanks. :) (You are a nut, btw.)


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spryte 7 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Either that or take turns being the switch :) You did say you had three collars right?


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Brainstormer 7 years ago from Australia

Ahh you are probably right but then Brain has a captial too. What do you do when you have 3 Dom(mes)s in a household? Lease a submissive I guess.


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spryte 7 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Aggie - OMG...senior moments. I hadn't thought of that. :) Yeah...election day is looming and it's not pretty. Is it such a Utopian thought to hope that once it's over everyone will go back to being nice to each other again? I think I'll just close my eyes and do an eeny meeny miney mo pick.

Sixty! - You have no idea how much you were missed. Mid-evil...LOL! Yep, your puns have a special place in my heart and on the hubs. Hmm...I like the idea of being Clarice Starling, but then again I also admire Jodie Foster.

I have to do some catching up on everyone's hubs (and YOURS). My attention seems to have wandered. Hubby wants to go to the fair this weekend, but I'm sure I can tear myself away from that long enough to look around. Not today though...there's a nasty pile of paperwork at the office that needs me to untangle it. Luckily I don't have to work hard often...but when I do...hubpages has to wait. And yes...I think it is an addiction :) albeit a darn good one.

Brain - Now why would I think it would be YOU wearing the collar and not Sally or the Dog (notice the capital letter)?


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Brainstormer 7 years ago from Australia

I have bought three collars for the dog. Satan's Little Helper just refuses to wear any of them. Sally doesn't seem to mind though.


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

Hi Spryte your mid evil (pun intended) lifestyle necrophilia and all are fascinating. Are you not perhaps Clarice venting at Hannibal in a delightful suble and sly way.

I really could not stop reading this hub. Lovely.

BTW I hope to see some of your comments in my latest Hubmob too. I need a spryte to dispense some magic and largess. As you know I have been away on an extended European trip and had limited and expensive bandwidth. Do you think hubpages is an addiction?


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

LOL!!!! Yeah I know how you feel, but Iv'e got an excuse.

When I wonder off people just say "Oh don't worry he's just having a 'Senior's Moment'"!  Comes in very handy sometimes.

I can't blame anyone living in America for being preoccupied, from what I see on the TV you seem to be stuck between a rock and a hard place!

Just an observation cos I'm not really a political person, but if I had to vote I think I would have difficulty deciding which guy, and not because they are both good!!!!  Sorry to get political,  back to the Castle!


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spryte 7 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Nope :)

But thankfully I'm no longer in charge of the castle or I'd be forced to put you to the test. As for Fluffy...he doesn't need resuscitation...he's just 'stremely tired and needs to rest.

*grins* fairy tale...hmmm.

Sorry for not answering sooner...I've been preoccupied lately. I'm not sure by what...just something my mind seems to do every once in awhile. It's off wandering restlessly and I've learned not to force it to come back. LOL!


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

Was it something I said?


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

Sorry spryte my mistake. Thanks for your very kind offer but I think my leanings would be towards me being the "SirS" character, tho probably not so handsome. If you could arrange that I would be most appreciative. I might even try to resuscitate poor Fluffy for you?

You know in a "fairy tale" anything is possible!


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spryte 7 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Aggie - Dom is male, Domme is female. I thought you might prefer a Domme...but if you'd rather the other...

BT - Jackalopes are most often dominant simply because they conveniently have their own toy racks. Besides b.t. evilpants just doesn't look right.

Pam - Thank you! And I hope you read more of my hubs as well. Due to health regulations regarding cleanliness, having a spryte in your own home is considered ill-advised. :)


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia

Amazing story! I absolutely adored it, and I can't wait to read more of your hubs. I want a spryte for my house. :)


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B.T. Evilpants 7 years ago from Hell, MI

All I can say is wow! Didn't see any of that coming. BTW, my name is capitalized...


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

Now would those Dommes be male or Female , tall or Thin. And spryte you can just wipe that *evil grin* off your face, I read the book AND saw the movie, now what was his name......Oh yeah "SirS" I believe!. LOVL (you just watch where you butt your cigarettes! ouch! See I can read your mind even from OZ?


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spryte 7 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

*evil grin*

Now...aggie...as I explained in this hub, submissives names always begin with a small letter. :) *pointedly looks at your nickname*

I know quite a few uh...rather tolerant Dommes that wouldn't mind teaching you all about pins and pegs....


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

Spryte I'd cuddle your Fluffy any time you asked, after all my worm's up and vanished!

btw in OZ we use pegs to hang clothes on lines to dry. Among other uses, Pins are that part of the female anatomy above the ankles, stopping at her......hmm now just where would your pins finish?.


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Dottie1 7 years ago from MA, USA

spryte.....shhhhhh!


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spryte 7 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

*Looks at Dottie and then at Christoph*

Is that a bucket of water behind your back Dottie?


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Dottie1 7 years ago from MA, USA

Winks at spryte....Thanks honey but I think I'll pass on petting Fluffy!


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Dottie1 7 years ago from MA, USA

To Christoph:  "I am very sorry, indeed," said Dorothy, who was truly frightened to see the Witch actually melting away like brown sugar before her eyes".


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spryte 7 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Christoph - LOL! That is one truly sick and rather disturbing avatar morph. But then again...

Em Writes: Thank you! Glad I could rustle up some fun for you!


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Em Writes 7 years ago from Upstate NY

Wow - this was a really fun read. Good stuff, spryte!


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Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

Heeeeeeelllllp meeeeeeee! I'm meeeeeeeeelllllttiiiiinnnggg!


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

Yep, moreish as in 'give me more' :)

Time here would have been around 2.30pm when I wrote my last post, so past noon :)


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spryte 7 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

*smiles widely at Dottie*

Thank you! Wanna pet Fluffy?


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spryte 7 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Hiya Ajcor - Lizards are funny that way aren't they? An annoying habit to be sure...I mean what's the sense in getting so riled up and losing an appendage? :) I used to hunt lizards often as a kid and those blue-tailed skinks were the worst offenders. Thanks for the comment!!

Lazur - I bet you would have made a great Domme...just a hunch :)

Benson - Hmmm. More of these? Do I look like I'm made of stories? :) Just teasing! Thanks for the vote of confidence!

Misty - Moreish? As in gimme more? If so, I like that! Thanks for coming in and so early in the morning...err...well for me. It's almost noon for you right?


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Dottie1 7 years ago from MA, USA

Brilliant...simply brilliant! Thank you spryte...Thumbs up.


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

Lovely, funny, and sweet story spryte, your writing is so very moreish :)


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Benson Yeung 7 years ago from Hong Kong

great story. we need more of these.


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Lazur 7 years ago from Netherlands

A great story about you Spryte:D Made me remember a lot of 'stories' about myself.


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ajcor 7 years ago from NSW. Australia

funny hub - what a busy spyrte, Spryte is! I used to carry praying mantises and skinks around in my pockets but the worst thing that happened to my little lizards were that their tales fell off with alarming regularity! cheers


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spryte 7 years ago from Arizona, USA Author

Ag - Not being Australian, I figured SirB's true identity didn't much matter one way or the other, but I did see a picture of him once. *shudder* He was a big guy...expensive suit...picture taken in a very opulent wood paneled office...and the thought of him as a Dom (anyones) made my flesh crawl. He struck me as the type that would love to have his boots licked...

I'm sorry about your worm (why does that sound SO wrong?). And thanks for admiring my pegs...sketched as they are :)

*smacks Christoph about the head* Of course Dragon would say LOL...it was IRC silly. He could just as easily have ROFL'd or ROFLMAO'd but that would have been rather undignified for a king dontcha think? As for knowing a lot...of course I would...I'm a fast learner and a lot of Doms tried to tempt me. But in the end, my evil sense of humor always undid the moment (Shade can relate to that). Still...I can't lie and I must confess that there were one or two mebbe that appealed to me and that if I had ever figured out exactly what I was and it turned out I was really a submissive underneath all my sarcastic attitude, I might have chosen one of them. *shrugs* In my opinion...or rather Dragon's opinion...he thought I probably was a subbie, but that I was far too discerning when it came to choosing a Dom and wasn't able to lower my standards. :) I'll settle for that explanation and call it even steven.

Thank you Zsuzsy! I hope you aren't regretting asking that particular question? After writing it though...I have to admit, I started thinking...how did spryte acquire Fluffy and is there a story there? Mmmm...mebbe. I might have to explore that in a future hub. I'm glad you asked though and I enjoyed writing this.

Gwendy - Thank you :) I sometimes think that IRC taught me how to write on the fly. It's a lot of fun trying to find the right words in the moment to draw people in and share your imagination with them...and then guide them in a direction you want them to go. Of course, having more than one imagination flying around at the same time was absolutely wonderful...sort of like watching all of us yesterday bouncing off each other. It's probably the thing I miss most about IRC.


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gwendymom 7 years ago from Oklahoma

Spryte, this was very interesting. You really know how to write a story and pull yor audience into it. You have such a great talent.


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Zsuzsy Bee 7 years ago from Ontario/Canada

Spryte! You're quite the story spinner... This was fun to read and way beyond what I was expecting.

Great story regards Zsuzsy


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Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

Spryte! Very interesting. You seem to know a lot - emotional requirements, rules, etc. - about BD and SM. I also liked it when Dragon's breath said LOL. It's an interesting read. Poor Fluffy!


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

btw:-) almost forgot. Nice pins! (If I may be so bold, but you know how us foxes are!)


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

Ha, you had me goin' there for a minute I thought it was going to be a sad ending, and I was just about to cross the Bondage Castle off my next torture trip!

Hmmm if this is indeed a true story and coming from you I have no doubts, I just wonder who is the real SirB ?.

Your story about Fluffy did bring a tear to my eye because I remember having a pet worm I carried around in my pocket for months. One day it just up and disappeared never to be seen again!

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