FLORIDA DOGS...by b. Malin
Here I am once again ready to Interview the "Dogs of Florida", who have much to say, and are not Shy when it comes to talking about their lives. So sit back, grab a "People Treat", and be ready to be entertained by this lively group.
The first two are known around Southern Florida, along the "Gold Coast" as "Batdog" & "Superdog". They keep this part of Florida safe...They are a credit to their K-9. With each having their own slogan, "Is it a Bird? Is it a plane? No Dummy, it's SUPERDOG! and, "Da, Da, Da, Da, (Bark, Bark) Batdog".
Hi Guys, I just finished reading your Bios...So I guess you're kept pretty busy, fighting crime and all...tell me, do you work as a team?.
Yes, b. Malin, as a matter of fact we do...No job is ever too Big or to Small for us. Actually we just finished a case having to do with a "Greyhound Bus"...A Greyhound Dog was told he could not ride in the bus with his master. Oh that's terrible Batdog, so what did you do? "I'll tell you what we did "Superdog" barked in, NOTHING! Whoever heard of such a ridiculous case? We told the Greyhound Dog to feel Proud that a Bus was named after his breed and we told his owner to get a life! I guess you guys are now taking a break...Yes, we are b. Malin...Now if you'll excuse us, we have to smell a few good trees, before it's, Up, Up and away, if you get our drift (pardon the pun). I do... So long you two, and stay safe.
I'm now at the Beach along the "Gold Cost", watching a Dog dressed up in "Diving Gear" approaching me.
Hi, I say, I couldn't help but notice your Wetsuit...are you a Diving Dog? No, I'm a Diving Horse! Hey, you don't have to be sarcastic. I'm sorry b. Malin, where are my manners, I'm Duke, and I'm not having a great day...I thought I'd catch some "Catfish" (get it, Ha, Ha) or some "Crabs"...I've got a Hot Date tonight, and want to impress her with dinner out. I certainly don't want to take her to a "Hotdog" stand. Get it? "HotDOG stand. You are a real Comedian Duke...Hey, John Wayne was called "Duke" I say. Who? Duke replies. Never mind I sigh...and good luck on your date.
I've now stopped at one of the Beautiful Condos along the "Gold Coast" and in the Lobby sits "Ms. Lilly". I sit down next to her on the couch. My you look so pretty I tell her. She sighs, thank you b. Malin, you really think so? I'm kinda nervous...I met this dog named "Duke" on the Beach the other day and we talked... and he asked me out to dinner tonight. Did I do the right thing? I let him pick me up...Oh Lilly, I think I met him earlier in the day, and he seemed very nice. Well, if you say so b. Malin, then I won't worry. No, don't worry I say, just go, and have a good time.
My last stop is at a Wedding Reception for "Sophie" and "Milo"...which is being held at the Estate of his good friend, a Shepard, named "Max".
Hi, you two, you look so happy, starting a new life, as Dog and Wife...Oh we are Milo replies, it was Love at first sight for me, He smiles at Sophie...She was in Love with someone else...but I was determined to make her mine. Excuse me a minute while I check on something with Max. So, Sophie, is that true? Were you involved with someone else? Yes, she sighed, it was Max. MAX, I reply looking shocked...His friend, that BIG German Shepard. Yes, that Max, she answers softly...But my parent's wouldn't hear of it...they said our Children would look like Freaks! I come from a Family of small toy dogs. But you are Happy now I ask softly. I am, she sighs once more, I really am... Milo is bright, and intelligent, and I do Love when he sucks my ear, it's such a turn on...I know we'll have a good life. Hey b. Malin, why don't you stay for dinner...it's all going to be "Gourmet Dog Food". Oh, I wish I could Sophie, but Lover Man's back at the Condo. Well maybe we'll stop by and visit, she replies brightly. Well, I'm not sure that would be a good idea... I say carefully. There is a strict rule at our Condo, Sophie, "NO DOGS ALOWED". Oh, she says, I understand. I hope she does, I think, as I bend down to scratch her head, as she wags her tail.
End of Interview.