Funny, silly and really stupid questions
Funny, silly, stupid and dumb questions to make you think, smile and laugh in disbelief that someone actually ever thought of asking them!
Funny, Silly And Really Stupid Questions:
- Why do they call it after dark when it's really after light?
- Why do we use capital letters but not capital numbers?
- If you're cooler than me, does that mean I'm hotter than you?
- Do horses and monkeys get grey hair when they get old?
- Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
- Aren't we ALL internet explorers?
- What if the Hokey Pokey REALLY is what it's all about?
- Who did let the dogs out?
- Why is there only 12 hours on a clock?
- How long is a piece of string?
- Why do they call it a pair of pants but only one bra?
- At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
- Why is Laser promoted for hair removal and hair re-growth?
- Should Spring Rolls only be eaten in Spring?
- Why do they call them hot cross buns when they're sold at room temperature?
- Kidney beans come from the kidneys of which animals?
- Can animals commit suicide?
- Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs!
- If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects then how can you expect a single student to learn all the subjects?
- If I hold the compass am I always facing North?
- Did London Bridge ever fall down?
- Is it possible to be allergic to water?
- Why do super hero's wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
- Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
- What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
- With all the money Facebook is making why can't they program color text options?
- If Twitter wasn't around years ago, why is there a hashtag button on landlines?
- Do moths try to fly to the moon when it's the only light?
- How does TV work?
- If I use Twitter am I a Tweeter or a Twit?
- Why is it "Yours" when mine is not not "Mines"?
- How can I consume less calories without losing weight?
- Can you make blueberry muffins without blueberries?
- How do you catch a fly without killing it?
- Would a fly make a good easy-care pet?
- Is it considered cruel to paint a moths wings so it looks more like a butterfly?
- Why is it always "Human" even when you're referring to women? Why aren't we Human and Huwomen?
- How do you make seven even?
- How many seconds are there in a day?
- How can anyone leave and come back in a second?
- Will waterproof sunscreen wash off in the shower?
- Why do they call it a "Television Set" when there's only one?
- How fast do you need to cook for it to be considered "Fast Food"?
- Can someone be allergic to themselves?
- Why can't cars run on water?
- How can I make water?
- Why aren't all one size fits all clothes the same size?
- Are Rhinos overweight Unicorns?
- Where does the "o" come from when we abbreviate "number"?
- Why do they imply the 'birds and the bee's' get up to something together?
- What can a deaf person use instead of an alarm clock?
- What does GOOGLE stand for?
- Would you like fries with that?
- Why are Softballs' hard?
- Is there a sober up pill?
- Where do I get a chill pill from?
- How do I take the alcohol out of wine?
- Why aren't Blueberry's blue?
- Do butterflies make Butter?
- Does the Queen Bee have a King?
- Can you carry a Kangaroo on your back?
- Is a gold knife and fork still considered Silverware?
- Why isn't Chocolate considered a vegetable if it comes from Cocoa Beans?
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