Famous Tweets

Famous tweets in time...

Michael Jackson (@Thriller) on Twitter:

Working on a new album with Quincy Jones! I’m so excited, I hope it goes gold!

About 31 years ago.

Elvis Presley (@TheKing) on Twitter:

Just saw a guy in Vegas dressed exactly like me. Good luck with that buddy!

About 36 years ago

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (@Gandhi) on Twitter:

Haven't eaten in 27 days, a new record!

About 74 years ago

OJ Simpson (@TheJuice) on Twitter:

Lost a glove, don't you hate that?

About 18 years ago

Alexander Hamilton (@Moneyman) on Twitter:

Aaron Burr is really starting to tick me off!

About 210 years ago

Bill Gates (@BillyG) on Twitter:

Stuck in my locker...again. Can somebody help?

About 41 years ago.

Richard Nixon (@TrickyDick) on Twitter:

The DNC is up to something and I know it. Should be able to prove it soon too!

About 40 years ago

John F Kennedy (@JFK) on Twitter:

Wow, this Lincoln convertible is sweet! Can’t wait for the parade tomorrow!

About 48 years ago

Tupac Shakur (@Makaveli) on Twitter:

New album out this week! Wesssside!

About 3 minutes ago

Barack Obama (@BarryObama) on Twiiter

Great, my mom lost my birth certificate. I guess it's not a big deal...

About 37 years ago.

F Scott Fitzgerald (@Fitzgerald) on Twitter:

Wow, just wasted 3 years working on a novel that nobody wants to read, I need a drink.

About 87 years ago

General George A. Custer (@HardAss) on Twitter:

Woah, Sitting Bull is not messing around!

About 136 years ago

Martin Luther King (@MLK) on Twitter:

I had a dream last night, I think I'll write it down.

About 49 years ago

Leonardo Da Vinci (@Renaissanceman) on Twitter

Painting the most boring woman I’ve ever met! What a waste of time…

About 497 years ago

Dan Marino (@DantheMan) on Twitter:

Tough loss to the 49ers, that's okay, I'll have plenty of chances to get a ring!

About 27 years ago.

Abraham Lincoln (@HonestAbe) on Twitter:

Going to the theatre with the Missus for some much need R&R!

About 147 years ago

Thomas Jefferson (@MonticelloMan) on Twitter:

Congress just trashed my rough draft of the Declaration! :-(

About 236 years ago

Michael Jordan (@baseballlover) on Twitter:

Just got cut from the varsity basketball squad, can't wait for baseball season!

About 33 years ago.

Harrison Ford (@HarrisonFord) on Twitter:

My agent wants me to take a supporting role in a sci fi movie. Not sure if it's the wisest career move..

About 36 years ago.

Babe Ruth (@thebambino) on Twitter:

Headed to the Yankees, good luck Boston!

About 93 years ago

Rosa Parks (@MrsParks) on Twitter:

Waiting for the bus, not in the mood for games...

About 56 years ago

Henry Ford (@gogetter) on Twitter:

The first Model T just left the factory today. I hope they sell!

About 104 years ago.

Dan Quayle (@Dannyboy) on Twitter:

Bush asked me to run as Vice Pres! I see great things in my political future!

About 24 years ago

Right Said Fred (@TooSexy) on Twitter:

Wow, our first hit record, and this is only the beginning!

About 20 years ago

Julius Ceasar (@praefectusmorum ) on Twitter:

Off to the Senate session, not sure what's up with those guys lately!

About 2,056 years ago

Osama Bin Laden (@Jihad4life) on Twitter:

Watching my last video, I'm really starting to show my age. May try some skin cream...someone's at the door.

About 1 year ago.

Edgar Allan Poe (@EddyPoe) on Twitter:

Just got 9 bucks for The Raven!

About 168 years ago

Andre Young (@DrDre) on Twitter:

At the rap olympics watching some white kid, he's actually pretty good. Not sure if I can sell a white rapper..

About 16 years ago

Keith Richards (@thepirate) on Twitter:

Wow, rough night. I've really got to slow down.

About 39 years ago

Monica Lewinsky (@SoCalgirl) on Twitter:

First day at the White House and I met the POTUS! What a cutie! I need to go dress shopping!

About 17 years ago

Helen Keller (@Connectthedots) on Twitter:

Yeah, so there's this new invention called the mute button. Kind of offended...

About 46 years ago


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

LOL! Hysterically funny!! Good job!!


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Rolly A Chabot 4 years ago from Alberta Canada

Just picking myself up off the floor... Thank you

Blessings


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rlaha 4 years ago from Spartanburg, SC

Hahaha! I loved this hub! I am going to show this to my husband when he gets home. I am sure he will have a hoot as well! Voted up, funny and shared!


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cheatlierepeat 4 years ago from Canada

lmao... coffee out nose! This is brilliant, voted up, awesome and sharing on every site I am a part of :) Seriously, lmao.


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cheatlierepeat 4 years ago from Canada

I shared these with the Ellen show, she loves stuff like this.


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weestro 4 years ago from Virginia Author

Thanks, Sunshine, I will be adding more in the future.

Glad you enjoyed it Rolly, thanks for commenting!

Thanks Riaha!

Thank you cheatlierepeat, I'm glad you enjoyed enough to share, that sounds awesome!


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jjexon 4 years ago

:) nice


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tillsontitan 4 years ago from New York

This is great! One is funnier than the other. Voted up. Thanks for SHARING.


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weestro 4 years ago from Virginia Author

Thanks jjexon and tillsontitan, glad you enjoyed it!


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Alecia Murphy 4 years ago from Wilmington, North Carolina

Genius! I wish I would have thought of this myself. Great hub! My favorite has to be OJ's if only how rightly wrong it is! Great job :)!


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sam209 4 years ago

This is classic!


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weestro 4 years ago from Virginia Author

Thanks Alecia, I'm sure I'll add more, glad you liked it.

Thanks Sam, I appreciate it!


eternal peace 4 years ago

these are funny and creative.


jenubouka 4 years ago

This was so fricken funny! This took some creative juices!


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wheelinallover 4 years ago from Central United States

Much more interesting than my tweets. Great idea, hey this is the first time I will send this many tweets in a day.

Voted up, Awesome, and you will be able to find them @lisechglobal


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Robin Oatley 4 years ago

This is hilarious! I love your hubs!

Voting up, funny and sharing!


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weestro 4 years ago from Virginia Author

Thanks jenubouka, glad you enjoyed it!

Haha, I'll have to check them out wheelinallover!

Thanks Robin! I appreciate it!


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wheelinallover 4 years ago from Central United States

I came back and read this again. Decided it had better go to one of the corporate fan pages too. Sometimes people in business get too serious and need a laugh.


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Luna B. 4 years ago from Nashville, TN

The Alexander Hamilton one alone makes this pretty awesome. :) I love that he's @Moneyman. Haha!


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weestro 4 years ago from Virginia Author

Awesome, thanks wheelinallover!

Glad you noticed Luna! Thanks!


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mrslagibb 4 years ago

Roll over Beethoven, watch out Weestro's about. Nice One. voted up.


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weestro 4 years ago from Virginia Author

Thanks Mrslagibb, I appreciate it!


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Cosmic Bus 4 years ago from Maryland

Very creative!


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weestro 4 years ago from Virginia Author

Thanks Cosmic!


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Angela Brummer 4 years ago from Lincoln, Nebraska

This just kills me it is to funny!

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JKenny 4 years ago from Birmingham, England

Hahahaha! So funny and creative. Great Hub, particularly liked Caesar's as I wrote a series of Hubs on him. Great stuff. Voted up etc.


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weestro 4 years ago from Virginia Author

Thanks Angela, I apprecitate it!

Glad you enjoyed it JKenny, thanks for stopping by!


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

Loved this! :) Sharing everywhere and voted up.


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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

OMG this is funny! I'm a little late on the bandwagon here but so glad I saw this pop up. You are one funny man! You might want to read my hub for tomorrow. Rumor has it you are mentioned. :)


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weestro 4 years ago from Virginia Author

Thanks TToombs, I appreciate it!

Glad you enjoyed it billybuc, Thanks! I'll be on the lookout, I love a good rumor!


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DrMark1961 4 years ago from The Beach of Brazil

I just found the link for this on Angela´s site, now I have to go tweet it so people who follow me will read it too!!!!!!!


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Kristen Haynie 4 years ago from Modesto, CA

LOVE THIS! What an awesome idea for a Hub!


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Michelle Taylor 4 years ago from New Jersey

This is absolutely fantastic! The funniest thing I have read all day :-)


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moiz17 4 years ago from Karachi, Pakistan

I laughed throughout. Humor at its very best!


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weestro 4 years ago from Virginia Author

Thanks Dr Mark, I appreciate it!

Glad you enjoyed it Kristen!

I'm honored Michelle!

Thanks moiz17, glad you liked it!


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MelChi 4 years ago from Cape Town, South Africa

LOL! Another great hub! Voted up and sharing :)


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weestro 4 years ago from Virginia Author

Thanks a bunch MelChi!


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JessMcCray 4 years ago from NYC

thats was so funny!


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weestro 4 years ago from Virginia Author

Thanks naimishika!

Glad you liked it Jess!


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ignugent17 4 years ago

I liked the Lionardo Da Vinci it is really funny. Thanks weestro!


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JayeWisdom 4 years ago from Deep South, USA

What an imagination you have! This is marvelous (and the Da Vinci one is my favorite, too, though there are quite a few in line for second place).


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weestro 4 years ago from Virginia Author

Thanks Jaye, this was probably the most fun hub to write!


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Mr Archer 4 years ago from Missouri

One, after the other, after the other, after the other. Where do you get them from? What a talent! And, by the way, "someone's at the door"? Absolutely brilliant!

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