Farmville Blues - A Funny Poem

My first Farmville Farm
My first Farmville Farm

I got the Farmville blues

I got the Farmville blues

Just thinking bout you

Oh Ya… I got the Farmville

The Farmville blues


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Are the piggies okay?

How are the cows today?

The dam dog ran away

With the cat yesterday

What more can I say

I got the Farmville blues


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Get up in the morning ….at 4 am

Just to run downstairs to farm again

Are the crops ready to harvest

Are the cows ready to milk?

What about the chickens

And where did that dam dog go

I just don’t know



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I got the Farmville blues

I got the Farmville blues

Just thinking bout you

Oh Ya… I got the Farmville

The Farmville blues


It got so bad…and it is so sad

Bought another farm

With all the millions that I had


Wouldn’t it be nice if the cash were real?

Then I could buy a real farm with all the money I’ve made


My second Farmville Farm
My second Farmville Farm

Need to go to FVAA (Farmville Anonymous Addicts)

Just to stay away… for at least one day

From Farmville and the other 80 million people that play


No more Farmville blues

I gave up on you

Now I have so much time

To try and think up new rhymes

I gave up the farm and all the animals too

Went to FVAA

Now I can stay away

From Farmville and the Farmville blues

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Just Ask Susan 2 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

SheGetsCreative, Audrey, And DealForALiving, Thanks for all your comments.


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DealForALiving 2 years ago from Earth

So funny and awesome!


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AudreyHowitt 2 years ago from California

Oh it is addictive isn't it? I don't play anymore, but could so relate to this piece!


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SheGetsCreative 2 years ago from Seattle, WA

Too funny...but true. Stopped playing FV a year ago but got into Klondike instead.


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Just Ask Susan 3 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

Dianna, This was a lot fun to write. So glad you liked it.


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Just Ask Susan 3 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

LaThing, It makes me so happy to know that my poem made you laugh. Thank you so much!


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teaches12345 3 years ago

I've never played the game but your poem is a great description from what I have heard. You are a creative writer.


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LaThing 3 years ago from From a World Within, USA

ROFL ROFL...... can I put more expressions here, I AM ROLLING ..... your poem is hilarious! I don't play this but I can imagine the addiction! Beautifully written, very witty :)

Thanks for sharing......


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Just Ask Susan 3 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

Thomas :) and you're not? LOL


Thomas Andrews 3 years ago

You gamers are such a whack job! :D


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Just Ask Susan 3 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

Hi Sue,

I keep getting invites on FB to join in on Farmville 2 and although I've been tempted I still decline :)


Sueswan 3 years ago

Hi Susan,

Love it! ROFL. I gave up on farmville a long time ago.

Voted up and sharing.

Take care :)


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Just Ask Susan 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

Ten farms? Wow I thought I was bad. I much prefer being addicted to HubPages...probably the main reason I gave up the farms :)


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always exploring 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

This rings a bell loud and clear. My Son has ten farms, he even pays friends to grow feed for his animals. I tried to get interested but just couldn't. Give me Hubpages anyday. Thank's


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Just Ask Susan 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

barbergirl, Funny how a game can take over so much of your time. I too am glad to be over it :)


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca

Cute - I used to play Farmville.. my dad got me addicted. I would come home and farm as soon as I got home from work, I would farm while I was making super... I just couldn't deal with the stress if my plants started to die. It was horrible. I am glad I got over it... it left me with so much more time on my hands! LOL


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Just Ask Susan 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

prasetio, Thanks so much.


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prasetio30 5 years ago from malang-indonesia

Wow... this was so beautiful. I love your presentation and the pictures are awesome. Well done, Susan. Vote it up!

Prasetio


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Just Ask Susan 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

dahoglund, It is a fun game at first but then I found people posting stuff on Facebook like "How can people be so rude as to not send me a gift back when I send them one" It became a bit ridiculous.

SuzieQ, I will come by and read some of your poems soon.

Hi Lela :), The haunted house is a good one and I too loved Halloween and Christmas on Farmville. I agree it is like a dollhouse!

Katrinasui, It is fun as long as you do not become obsessed with it like so many people do.

Cardisa, I played Bejeweled almost every day just to collect those extra tokens :)

Stephanie, Glad you liked the poem and that you know where I am coming from :)

lady rain, Now that I no longer play Farmville, I am now a HubPage addict :)


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lady rain 5 years ago from Australia

I no longer play Farmville and now have a lot more time to do some real gardening.


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Stephanie Henkel 5 years ago from USA

I feel for you! I was once a Farmville addict, but finally took back control of my life. :) Now I block all mention of Farmville so that I'm not tempted any more. Great poem! Thanks!


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Cardisa 5 years ago from Jamaica

I got so many request for the game but never played it, thank God for that.

I am so sorry for you Susan...lol. I hope you get over the blues soon.

I used to be addicted to Bejeweled until my computer crashed, then I installed it on the second one and that one gave out too, so I decided to go cold turkey, it's been hard but I've been clean for over a year now.


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katrinasui 5 years ago

I never played this game. I heard so many good things about this game.


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Austinstar 5 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

Hello, my name is Lela and I am an FVA. I no longer plow and plant, but I do still move the animals around and play with the holiday stuff. Especially the Halloween things. I have a cool haunted house and graveyard and spooky bushes and trees and ........

(It's like playing with a doll house :-)


SusieQ42 5 years ago

Nope, I don't play but I know some of my kids do. I was raised on a farm though and love your pictures, esp. the pig! (I'm also a poet, wouldn't ya know it?) You'll have to read some of my "Grandpa" poems. Grandpa's Spit Can, Grandpa's Hat, Grandpa Saved the Day...and many more!


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dahoglund 5 years ago from Wisconsin Rapids

I never heard of it but I be wary.


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Just Ask Susan 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

I saw an article on the web the other day about how there are more farmers in Farmville than there are real farms in the world. 80 million people play it.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

No I have friends that play it constantly. I think it's sad I know I would become a farmville addict! Haha! I have NO willpower:)


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Just Ask Susan 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

marellen, Well when I was getting up at 4am to harvest crops for a virtual game .....But yes it did keep me occupied as well and it was fun.


marellen 5 years ago

Susan...why is that sad? For me he was an outlet for many reasons but it relaxed me and kept me occuiped. It was fun....but then other things took its place like hubpages....lol


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Just Ask Susan 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

It is addictive I play for 2 years lol :( pretty sad isn't it :)


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Loved the poem:) I never ever allowed myself to even look at farmville! I heard from my sister and friends I would get addicted - fear kept me away! Lol


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Just Ask Susan 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

marellen, I actually gave it up a couple of months ago and I still get all the requests too. Just seemed like it was becoming such a waste of time after awhile.


marellen 5 years ago

Ha Ha! that was me about two years ago...I was a devoted farmer but no more...but I still get request from FB friends and I had millions and didn't know how to spend it. Fun hub.....


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WillStarr 5 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

I just ignore them, but I must have 2 or 3 hundred for that and other junk.


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Just Ask Susan 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

Hi Will,

Yes that would be the same Farmville. I think there is a way to block the requests if you are being overwhelmed by them.


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WillStarr 5 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

Is that the Facebook junk that I have a zillion requests for?

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