Favorite Sayings and Quotes

Favorite Sayings and Quotes

I have put together some favorites of mine with authors as well as a few of my own for the reader's enjoyment. Some are good advice, some are funny and some, well they are just quotes. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed gathering them up to share. By the way only the first one is by Bob Hope.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom.~ Bob Hope

" watch out I have a screwdriver... and I WILL use it to unscrew your belly button and watch your butt fall off!"

I figured out why Tiger Woods is playing such a bad game these days... His wife won his mojo and HIS TALENT in the divorce

Anyone remember wearing a Swatch? It was named this because it was made in Switzerland and they put the two names together. Good thing it wasn't named in Croatia...

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather … Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If 4 out 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one person actually enjoys it?

Change is inevitable except in vending machines.

Ever burped and got whiplash?

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Barbara Kay profile image

Barbara Kay 5 years ago from USA

Good ones.

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dahoglund 5 years ago from Wisconsin Rapids

very funny..I never heard these before.

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Smokes Angel 5 years ago from Broke Alabama Author

thanks for the comments

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charfaris 5 years ago

Cute. Some I've heard before.

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Dave Mathews 5 years ago from NORTH YORK,ONTARIO,CANADA

An interesting collection of lines from good old Bob Hope. I miss him.

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Jackie Lynnley 5 years ago from The Beautiful South

Fun lines. I saw a picture of Paul Revere that looked just like Paul Revere. I can't say I was a real fan of Bobs being even older than my parents but once all his type die off I think we will have a huge loss in entertainment of what is funny and clean to laugh at. Great hub.

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Smokes Angel 5 years ago from Broke Alabama Author

Thanks for stopping by Jackie

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kittythedreamer 5 years ago from the Ether

Voted up and funny! Gave me a good lil chuckle. :)

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Daffy Duck 5 years ago from Cornelius, Oregon

LMAO! Funny as hell. I love it!

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sweetzara 5 years ago from Mumbai, India

Nice! really funny!

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