Fear Zombies – Get A Wife Like Mine (limerick)

I don’t fear the zombies I meet

For I have no cause to retreat

For years I’d maintain

Wife’ mindless refrain

So I have no brains left to eat

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

One of your best. Thank you for my pre-bed laugh.

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

You say you no longer have a brain,

Then, dear Martin, you are insane.

Takes one to know one, y'know.

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ashelladyhawke 4 years ago from California

Cute!! lol short, sweet, & funny.

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Thanks for the morning chuckle.

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breakfastpop 4 years ago

I think you may be a gifted madman. I mean that in the best way possible. Up and funny!

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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

giggle...I don't know which is the funniest, the image or the limerick. They are perfect fits for each other. giggle, giggle, giggle

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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

Ha ha ha snappy and clever !!!

Great work as always.


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James-wolve 4 years ago from Morocco

So funny and beautiful.You never cease amazing and surprising me.You must have a good sense of humor.I voted up.

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dreamseeker2 4 years ago

LOL! Very clever and funny! : )

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

LOL....how appropriate..my grandson's birthday is this weekend and we are having a zombie party theme....

thanks for sharing...

Sending Angels your way :) ps

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Funny, After awhile it goes in one ear and out the other....Hee..

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Yeah some women can talk the brains right out of men. lol

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

So the mind is already gone, eh?

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

you manage to find the most perfect pictures for your limericks! good job.

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

This clarifies the nodding of the head and the umm hmm, yeah syndrome!

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