Featured Hubs and my New Toaster !

I was visited by the hub gods in my sleep
my hub must not be so good

It seems that it was substandard
something that I've never understood

But I win------I'm writing a poem
about my love of the toasting of bread

I promise - I won't let this award go
to right my head

Maybe now I'll recieve a hub page
award or even a pulitzer prise

Anything at all I can do to
look better in the hubgods eyes

I guess the hub moneys in writing about
mostly the mundane

Who wudda knowed it ! Thanks to the toaster
Now you'll all know my name


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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Ed, you're so above substandard that I just lost all control of my bodily functions and hit every button on this page! I'd also like to add that I've never read anything more beautiful about toast in all my life! You're beautiful and so are each and every hub you bless the hub with... I pity the fool who don't know it!

Hugs my dear!


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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

Lol! Spot on; It's all about money, and you know it!

Can you do a Hub about how to clean dog sh!t off the ceiling? They'll be lining up to kiss your a$$ if you let that one fly ;)

Thanks for humouring me, and telling it like it is - dynamite article.


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Becky Katz 3 years ago from Hereford, AZ

I love the poem and really enjoyed the old toasters. The top one is a work of art. The bottom one is wonderful too. Listen to the radio while you make breakfast.

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shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas

Thanks, thanks, thanks! I needed a funny today and I found it. No one will get rich or particularly famous on HubPages, but we'll always have your toasters!

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

Oh, Dearest Ed,

LOL, Amen on this one!!! There is nothing substandard about you or your writing---you know it, own it!

What memorable toasters there you have "featured" and I am at a loss that this is not Hub of the Day! : )

Voted up +++++

Hugs and love your way this day, Faith Reaper

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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Cat Oh your always so kind , making an old man feel the love ! ......hey , its great sharing with you !.......:-}

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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Oh Cat where were you when I was cool ! You're soooo great , luv ya !

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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

One of these days , I'd be proud to write a poem with you , U !

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