Fighting the doomsday blues of 3012

By woodleywonderworks
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Are we really dead yet poll:

Are we all dead already? and is this just a nightmarish film kind of article?

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This is how we do it!

Ever think about how close the end of the world truly is? if not I have and its not as close as we actually think. According to legend (or..... I am Legend), as they say legend has it! People have been psychologically trapped in a sort of time warp!

The average person actually believes that today is the year 2012 and that its December, but in all actuality we are living in the 22nd century A.D. and we have already all died. The world has ended long long ago, and we are all floating around up in a magnificent place known as space, and standing on a huge piece of shitttt (sorry for the bad spelling).

Space the final frontier as the Star Trek film movie had expressed so deeply once upon a time, millenniums and many light years ago. Mostly for those dead beats whom are stuck, trapped in their time portals (coach potato's).

These silly primordial guppies all had incubators as well, that they once called homes and thanks to Bill and Ted's excellent adventures. People literally use to sleep in such places, but today its extinct like them Jurassic Park dinosaurs (Billions of homes simply disintegrated one day).

These incubators were quickly shifted into under ground dwellings, and once their bodies had all expired after the 3rd world war had ended (Darn! World War Z - Based on a true Zombie Novel that really happened {Not}). This all happened after the Mayan calender that was falsely perceived by most of the world's populous had failed miserably to predict the actual world's end.

None of the events are real in this article, viewer discretion is advised! (For creative writing purposes only)

From homelessness to Zombieism

Both not so famous and recently homeless victims Tom Cruise and Morgan Friedman were there, they both stood up on a single foot like ninja's in synchronization together, holding hands and like men at arms, and as the toy story soldiers they truly are. Begging their Queen Lady Gaga, who was their top head and chief adviser for the Halo Alien assault onslaught RoboCop division. To please release the hostages from the movie Airplane, we all once watched as baby marsupials. (RoboCop - A special forces Google Android police dude, that is 10 times tougher them crazy Panda Bears, and composed of titanium cyber exoskeleton's, equipped with rapid fire giggling gun laughing systems to scare their victims before delicately assaulting them.)

Then there was the Lord of the rings Nicki Minaj who, ran her own cool and the gang heavy metal rap band of rioters, (She was once trained by the Hobbit's - Bilbo Baggins) who all rapped like crazy people, and used Dune voice modular like weapons to defeat their enemies, into total annihilation whom of which was Jay Z's and Marriah Carey's 1 billion twitter followers combined, oh and Justin Bieber's too (Neither of them 3 Hollywood clown's {Rather then stars} got touched though, go figure!).

Oh lets not forget the legion of doom lead by Mark Zuckerberg's crew team of toxic avengers, they were most destructive at killing all the photos of other celebrities who matched up to their world dominance plots on and offline. (They were no match for the Fantastic Four's super hackers, trained by Captain Crunch himself aka John Draper)


Now we are all facing Oblivion, thanks to Tom Cruise

This Bilbo dude was a war hero

Source

Amazon Zombie Survival Stuff

The year 3012

We lost an entire 1,000 years of time due to them Men in Black, shooting all the stupid humans with a freaking real life memory ray! This is what placed us all into that incubated deep sleep state for so many years 1,000 to be exact (That's why its 3012 approaching 3013). After slavery of the mortal peasants, Zombies emerged which is actually what we all are today, and why we consume nothing but processed dead meats, and organism. As well as the scrumptious artificial drugged foods, artificially flavored and colored for safe keeping.

The government won't tell us though that our behaviors have been altered so that, all of us appear to be alive, but in fact we're dead. I guess that explains why all the crazy lunatics are trying to shoot people today.

Yikes! what has this world come to today, none of us are safe from our zombie peers. They're all lost in this lunatic like Matrix reality mode, where people aren't real anymore and even the children get trained to kill each other, and everyone who comes into their paths using high tech communications from encoded video game messages.



Brad Pitt was the one who instigated the whole thing, didn't he!

Zombie reading material

Promotius - (Opps I misspelled it)

"Misspelling things online isn't wise", Oh my bad now back to the scheduled programming. This story ended in the fact that a Greek god had landed on earth, and brought the Crackin with him. I think the whole premise for bringing such a kind, and gentle drug of a creature to earth was to enact global infestations, and to bring more harm then good.

The question I ask of that God or Titan, was how much did he pay for his business suit. His name was Promethius (Darn there I go again misspelling things - I need to go to cyber Zombie grammar school or maybe kindergarten cop land), and this dude was insane as they come, drinking all kinds of liquors, and partying with his alien friends after being reincarnated and returning to earth as our lord and savior was said to come one day. (Darn reptilians - What a conspiracy story!)

Double yikes! this time, because what the world has come to is all of this madness being put on display to us Zombies maggot brains, while watching them silver screens. Simultaneously while the head lead serpents regroup and move in to take all our precious resources that's left on this deserted dead planet we named earth.

Triple nipple yikes! How dumb can we get, as they plan a entirely new planetary takeover, and crop harvest elsewhere on other galaxies, and behind our very undead back bones, and spinal cords.


The birth of Alien life forms, Wow!

They're all headed for Mars next to infiltrate, in that map and in France of all places (Please don't take any of this seriously folk's)

A markerMars -
Mars, 19800 Gimel-les-Cascades, France
[get directions]

What a conspiracy theory, if one ever did exist Quadruplet twins yikes!



This is what happens when a globe of people are drug dependent, and have eaten one to many magic mushrooms, next thing you know they all got swept into Alice and Wonderland. With people dropping like flies, from left and right due to being overloaded with to much fantasy life in their brain stems, to much violence, and to much pure & uncut insanities.

No wonder why things are so screwed today and a week or so before Christmas.



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Laurinzo Scott 3 years ago from Phoenix, Az.

This article is both funny and scary... scary was the fact that in your poll I thought I was in the other Matrix movie... which says so much for the horror of the franchise after the first one!!!!

Anyway it was a lovely way for a person who actually does think the world is heading for disaster to spend a sunday afternoon.

Thank God though we can't narrow it down to a specific date... can you imagine the sales that would be going on... Wow!!!

Great stuff , my friend!


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ImKarn23 3 years ago

god - if the next reincarnation of life ever finds this particular hub - are they ever gonna shittttt themselves LOL..

OMG...you sure 'let loose' on this one Mike - pulling out all the stops - all the ages - and all the characters!

Sadly - i must agree that we're heading towards the end - but not because of any zombies or any calendar - but because there are folks in the world that would rather put us over the 'edge' than to compromise in any way..those folks are as we speak wringing their hands in anticipation..(and i don't necessarily mean the fiscal edge..)

loved this incredibly imaginative to life in the real world..

ps..my son - the computer geek who works for microsoft - believes we are just one big experiement...(i believe alien, altho - don't quote me on that..lol)..


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CloudExplorer 3 years ago from New York City Author

@ImKarn23, yes Leslie the end may be near, but in terms of when as we all know, no one knows LOL.

I am what I am, and that's what I am, I'm Cloud Explorer the creative web surfer dude! Hehe....

Thanks for reading and for choosing to get accept the red pill style entertainment. For the Matrix has us all. The end......


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rasta1 3 years ago from Jamaica

Very nice method of expression.


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CloudExplorer 3 years ago from New York City Author

@rasta1, Thanks bro for the cool visit man, I been working the creative wheels here and all :)


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Well this was an interesting trip indeed. My theory on what's ahead - one day when more and more people grow old and no more babies are born we can think that yeah, somethings up. Now is not the time so we have to pray for better times in 2013. Passing this on.


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CloudExplorer 3 years ago from New York City Author

@Gypsy Rose Lee, thanks for checking it out here, I figured why not play around with all this nonsense about the end of the world and all, since Hollywood wants to try to play with it all the time, and every other avenue today you know.

Maybe I can make a short film one day called 3012, and the real end of the world, LOL.

You just never know right Rasma, yikes what ever this world is coming to though on a real note, isn't its end today. It's more like a reawakening to a older more wiser world, we use to live in once before, which is living by nature and for mother nature according to all the food movements and all the revolutions that's been ongoing for the longest.

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