Fishing For Husband (limerick)

The bait that she uses is looks

With it future husband she hooks

As time changes mood

And values renewed

What nets him is food that she cooks

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

LOL, now that will do it every time no doubt!

In His Love, Faith Reaper

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

But will that keep him at home? I used to bait with food first, then presented dessert! Maybe neither one works, when it comes today, it's only me here and my HP perverts! Ha ha. Kidding guys.

Love your stuff, Martin!

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

A way to man's heart is through his stomach? She had better be one hell of a cook!

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

My lure was fried chicken, mashed potatoes, black-eyed peas, from scatch gravy and good music. Sha na na na na was served for dessert if you got the nitchin twitchin! Oh, those were the days......

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

With that face and body, Mh, she can order in and still keep him!

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

She's gorgeous in everyone's sight

imagine what she does so right

holding her near

waiting to hear

what's ordered from deli each night.

Great job, mh! Liked this one.

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

She has the right recipe!

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

She found the way to that man's heart. Like so many of us, she knew the way to reel him in.

Sending Angels your way :) ps

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eHealer 4 years ago from Las Vegas

Too funny Mhatter, you are so clever! Pinned, FBed, and shared!

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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

That is what netted me. Jamie

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Happyboomernurse 4 years ago from South Carolina

Sounds like a great fantasy limerick for men. LOL.

I enjoyed the clever poem and the woman in the photo is stunning.

Voted up, funny, awesome, beautiful and interesting.

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acaetnna 4 years ago from Guildford

Short - sweet and oh so true!!!

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Another goody..Hee

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Frank Atanacio 4 years ago from Shelton

yeah LOL I like it bro :)

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lovedoctor926 4 years ago

Lol.. A massage is a great way to keep him content at the end of the day:)

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ignugent17 4 years ago

Very smart ! :-)))

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

What a funny and clever write!!!

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krsharp05 4 years ago from 18th and Vine

I'm sure she can really she's really fishing too. Love to read your work. Makes me smile -K

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coffeegginmyrice 4 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

This is awesome! Great bait! I love your choices of photos. Excellent.

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Jamie Brock 4 years ago from Texas

I have to admit, I wish I could look as good as this girl but at least I am a decent cook :) Very clever as usual!

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