Flash Fiction: Little Red Riding Hood Spoof
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Scarlet Dressed Woman Mauled By Wild Wolf
Little “Red Riding” Hood, sandwich entrepreneur, was mauled by a rabid wolf today while Little was visiting her bedridden grandmother, Old McGee.
Old’s home, 123 Make Believe Lane, was infiltrated by the mad wolf. The method of entering the home was by a window carelessly left open by the centenarian.
Old was in the kitchen when she thought that Little had come in through the door. Forensics show that the attack was bloody and just plain awful. Blood splatter was on the stove, refrigerator, table, cupboard, and even the ceiling. Poor Old was devoured immediately. The wolf, by sheer luck, was able to don the tattered remains of Old’s nightgown.
Dan Reynolds, Head Forensics, states, “This is the worst case I have ever been assigned too. The amount of terror that old woman must of felt must have been indescribable. I mean, come on! There freakin’ blood everywhere!”
The rabid wolf was on a blood high now and was still hungry. Little came in at about an hour later after the brutal slaying of Old. What she didn't know that her grandmother was already gone. Festering in the wolf’s stomach.
When she entered the house, she saw they blood smears. She paid it no mind thinking it was just red paint. When the wolf was taking a nap on Old’s bed, Little came skipping into her room.
Before she could say anything, the wolf leapt from the bed onto Little. She was tossed and bitten into numerous times. The screams were so loud that a passerby heard them.
“When I came into the house the wolf had her by the neck. It Looked like it was going to finish her at that moment. So I grabbed the lamp and readied to swing at the head of the wolf. He saw this and lunged at me. Before he could chomp on me, I let him have it. I brained him on the head. His eyes almost popped out!” Said the Raymond Sanchez in broken English.
Little is in stable condition at Gum Drop Hospital.
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