Foot Disease.

Foot Disease.

Every regular size

cigarette is

three inches long
times 20 smokes a day

which equals five feet,
Times 7 days a week

makes it 35 feet,
times 52 weeks a years

would be 1,820 feet.
in approximately

3 and a half years
you will have smoked

a mile of tobacco,
In one day plus

two hours the next day,
you will have inhaled

six feet of nicotine,
the size of an

average grave.
It gives foot disease

a whole new meaning!


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