Full Time Floozy, the song.
Full Time Floozy
By George Bogosian
I’m not too pretty and I’ve ain’t got no money.
Can’t’ seem to find a girl that’ll call me honey.
They make’m every day so there must be one for me.
but I can’t be too choosey.
Goin’ find me a full time floozy.
Well, I found me this woman and she looks real fine
But that was after some beers and a bottle of wine
I said, listen woman, I got this idea
You’re feelin’ kinda’ woozy
Just come and be my, full time floozy?
She met the folks and that was real nice
My dad took me aside and said son I got some advice
The girl looks bad…. she don’t know how to speak
And I far as I can see…. she needs a few more teeth.
Now she can’t cook but she can burn toast
But I just can’t help lovin’ that woman the most
She makes bad coffee and she can’t even boil water
If it don’t work out…..
I think I’ll ask her daughter.
Now I know you think I’m just some dope
But let me tell you a thing or two my folks
She’ll never leave me, even if Elvis made her an offer
She couldn’t be too choosy
She’s made me her full time floozy.
You see, she’s not too pretty and she ain’t got no money.
Can’t’ seem to find a fella that’ll call her honey.
They make’m every day so there must be one for her.
but she couldn’t be too choosey.
She made me her full time floozy.
(copyright by George Bogosian)
Full Time Floozy
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