Full Service Lady Of Evening (limerick)

A lady of evening was she

She’ll meet all my needs for a fee

Whether romps in sacks

Or whips on our backs

She even does taxes for me

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

You are getting funnier and I didn't think that was possible.

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travmaj 3 years ago from australia

Gosh - amazing what you can claim on tax these days...

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habee 3 years ago from Georgia

Nothing like a good chuckle at 4:30 am to start my day! Love the pic, too!

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Valleypoet 3 years ago

That should be an interesting tax return! LOL:-))

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

She is just like the guy on the H.R. Block commercial who does taxes and plumbing at the same time! Up and funny and probably true!

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Jools99 3 years ago from North-East UK

Ha Ha! But I bet she doesn't do her OWN taxes (no invoices) :o)

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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

Ha ha brilliant Martin;I am still chuckling.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Judging from your verse and the photo, Martin, your lady of the evening has a 'well-rounded personality.'

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Great laugh! Limericks are your forte!

Great job!


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Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

Wonderful as always!

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Talented lady!

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

that's a keeper if she does your taxes too!

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

You are so funny Martin. You do know that some types of entertainment is tax deductable? Hee..

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kj force 3 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99...OMG...I thought that flash was lightening outside my window..never thought it was you...and as far as your W2..you forgot to take it with you...loved the thought/words from your mind... cleaning those cobwebs again ? kudos..and good night..

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Best thing - just call the tax lady. lol

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Laughter is the best medicine. Sounds like you have an all around masochist there.

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DREAM ON 3 years ago

Another funny one.I heard she knows all the tax breaks and loopholes.

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