Fun Animal Haiku Poems

Frog on a Log

Just for Fun

Haiku is really not one of my strong points and the format may be slightly off some of the time, PLEASE don't try to look too deep into them either, because in true jimmythejock style they are purely for fun.

Frog

Frog sits alone on a fallen tree

Visually impaired

Frog on a log in the fog.

Zebra

Zebra runs fear on her face

Losing weight

Horizontal stripes make her look fat

Dog

I love to play and run free

There's a tree

Its time to lift my leg weeeeeeeee

Cats

Sleeping by the fire

Not a care in the world

I hate cats (jealousy)

Donkey

Showing off to the ladies

Falls off the wall

Making an ass of himself

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Zsuzsy Bee 9 years ago from Ontario/Canada

Jimmy! As I told Wajay about his poetry! These Hubpages are getting filled with culture,culture and more culture. You just never know what you'll come across...

I just love your fun HUB

regards Zsuzsy


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Zach S. 9 years ago from San Diego

*in the traditional 5 7 5 structure of course. :-)

Lie there my best friend

Fatigued from licking yourself

Gross, Fido farted


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jimmythejock 9 years ago from Scotland Author

hahaha nice one Zach S. thanks for sharing.....jimmy


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MrMarmalade 9 years ago from Sydney

You do wax elegantly and they appear to be spontaneous.

Oh How I wish.

Thank you


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protjack 9 years ago

Thanks :)


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William F. Torpey 9 years ago from South Valley Stream, N.Y.

Funny. I learn something new every day.


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Isabella Snow 9 years ago

Very cute!


Detroit 9 years ago

Hilarious and fun to read.


IĆ°unn 8 years ago

roflmao! Jimmy, you outdid yourself. The first two were my favorites... great alliteration especially in such a short poem 'frog on a log in a fog'. Perfection.

And the horizontal stripe thing - apt note on fashion commentz. too funny~

:) :) :)


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ChrisSnil 8 years ago from United Kingdom

Haha! These are great, helped bring a smile :)


Amal 7 years ago

Relly cute and discusting


Tisha 6 years ago

awesome and funny


joyce 6 years ago

i like your funny words


joyce 6 years ago

i like your funny words


kyla` 5 years ago

HAAHAHAHAHHAHA


kyla 5 years ago

hahaha


Rosy 5 years ago

Thanks a lot i use it in my scchool you ROCK thanks again


Atharva Sunil Gogate 4 years ago

super funny and weird


puppylover 4 years ago

cool haikus good for kids:)


kelly 4 years ago

i loved the donkey one lol :p


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Rosemay50 3 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

Arrived here from FB... oldies (five years) but goodies stil, what fun


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Thanks for the laugh. Love the dog - weeeeeee!


danieldh 3 years ago

i love the frog one its great!

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