Fun, Funnier, Funniest Hello & Funny F**king Pickup Lines for Girls and Women

  1. Funny I don't remeber leaving you with my drink...

  2. Did you fart? Because you blew me away

  3. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

  4. Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!

  5. I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.

  6. Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

  7. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

Pick Up Lines That Work

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met. Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend… You know, I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night? Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to. Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess) ...Bill???? You look so sweet you’re givin’ me a toothache.

Cute, Sweet & Romantic Pick Up Lines

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me. There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet.... you're name. You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me. I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you. Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the McGorgeous!

Sexual Innuendo Pick Up Lines For Girls

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head? Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street. I'm leaving this place. Do you want to come? You'll do. I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them? What time do you get off? Can I watch? Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together. If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

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tantrum 6 years ago from Tropic of Capricorn

LOL! some of them are posted on my FB wall. I wonder !! If that's not YOU !! LOL


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blake4d 6 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings Author

That is me. makes me wonder who you are?

Check - My Top Ten that i just listed I have honored you there specially..


dreamreachout 5 years ago

Hillarious hub!! Cheers!!


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

LOL! Voted UP & Funny!!


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blake4d 4 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings Author

Thank you DR as always.

Thank you Sunshine625. This little hub doesn't get the attention it deserves. Humor may not be my strong point. LOL

Keep on Hubbing. Blake4d


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

I think it deserves more attention...consider it pimped! (shared) lol


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blake4d 4 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings Author

Thanx for being my Hub Pimp Sunshine. Lmao. Keep on Pimping and Hubbing. Blake4d


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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Voted up and hilarious - ok funny! LOL. I'm tweeting:)


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blake4d 4 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings Author

Thanx everyone. Keep on Hubbing. Blake4d

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