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Funny I don't remeber leaving you with my drink...
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
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Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met. Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend… You know, I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night? Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to. Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess) ...Bill???? You look so sweet you’re givin’ me a toothache.
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It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me. There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet.... you're name. You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me. I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you. Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the McGorgeous!
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If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head? Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street. I'm leaving this place. Do you want to come? You'll do. I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them? What time do you get off? Can I watch? Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together. If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
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