Punster in class room
“Time spent laughing is time spent with the gods” says a Chinese proverb.
Q: Why is the Math book very sad?
A: Because it has too many problems!
Q: Why did Robinhood only rob the rich?
A: Because the poor had no money.
Little boy: Sir, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Little boy: I didn’t do my homework.
Teacher: Are you good at math?
Little boy: Yes and no.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Little boy: Yes, I’m no good at math!
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic.
He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”
After a moment, she gave the kisses back and he said, “Now that’s subtraction”.
Then he kissed her four times and she kissed him thrice. He said, “That’s multiplication.”
Then her Dad appeared on the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s loooong division.”
A teacher notices a little boy flipping a coin before writing each answer in a true-false test paper. “What are you doing?” he asks the student. “Heads is true and tails is false” he answers.
The test ends, and as the teacher collects the papers he sees the student frantically flipping the coin and staring at his exam paper. “And what are you doing now?” asks the teacher. “Checking my answers.”
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