Funny 'Did You Knows'

Some funny Did You Knows, which will make you smile. I am sure that you were unaware of the things I have listed here.

(It is just for fun, and the information given here is imaginary. Any resemblance between the 'Did you knows' listed here and the real life facts is just a co-incidence).

You Can't See if You Close Your Eyes

Did you know that you can't see anything if you close your eyes? Do not believe it? OK, just close your eyes and try.

However there is an exception. You can watch dreams when your eyes are closed. But for this, you must be in sleeping mode.

Different Method of Teaching Mother Tongue

Did you know that there is another method of teaching mother tongue to the kids?

Parents should teach them Grammar first, then to write the language and in the last step to speak it. This will make the children perfect in speaking pure language, as this is the most scientific method of teaching languages.

Buzz Aldrin Landed First on the Moon

We all know that Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the Moon. But did you know that Buzz Aldrin landed first on the moon with his camera to shoot Neil's Moon walk?

2nd World War was Planned First

According to many conspiracy theorists, the 2nd world war was planned first by the illuminati. They wanted to start it in 1919, and the first one in 1939. But they cancelled the new plan to avoid confusion amongst future history students.

Photocopy Machine for Documents in English Language

Did you know that first xerography (photocopying) machine was created in United States in 1938, and initially it supported only English language documents, that too in American English only.

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The Less Known President of United States

Did you know that Gorge Obama was one of the Presidents of United States?

Senior Citizens Have Less Teeth

Did you know than senior citizens have less teeth when compared to that of youth. That is why the Senior Citizens avoid to smile.

Hitler Was a Cute Baby

Did you know that Adolf Hitler was a cute baby in his childhood? A rare photograph found on the internet confirms this fact.

Vegetarian Animals Are Vegans

Did you know that all vegetarian animals are vegans as they do not take milk and milk products, and never use animal products like leather shoes, purses etc.

There Are No Born Vegans

Did you know that there are born vegetarians, but there is not a single born vegan. The reason behind this is that everybody, whether he is an animal or human being, has to take mother's milk in his childhood.

There is a Boss of Big Boss

Did you know that every Boss has a Boss? This fact applies to the Big Boss, i.e. Boss of Bosses also. If the big boss is a man, his wife is his boss. The exceptions to this theory are a Woman Big Boss and a male Big Boss who is a single.

Bosses Do Not Smile

Did you know that Bosses do not smile? The reason is unknown. However, 'lesser teeth' is not the reason.

Favorite key of Astronauts

Did you know that for most of the astronauts, the favorite key on the computer keyboard is the Space Bar.

All Teeth are Not White

Did you know that apart from white teeth, many other people have yellow teeth, off white teeth, and teeth with black stains. The people with white teeth have deficiency of Catechins, Caffeine and Nicotine. To get rid of this deficiency, you should take tea and coffee regularly, and should start to smoke.

Another Evolution Theory

Did you know that the primates have their own evolution theory. According to Chimps, Gorillas and Orangutans, their ancestors were evolved from human like apes, and the present day humans remained as they were millions of years ago.

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cam8510 3 years ago from Colorado Springs, CO until the end of March

Very funny. Thanks for the opportunity to stop for a while and laugh.

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jonnycomelately 3 years ago from Tasmania

I had to look up photos of each man to decide which side was which! Which of them do you trust? I favour the man on the right (the left side of the face).

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anuramkumar 3 years ago from Chennai, India

That was an excellent list :)

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rajan jolly 3 years ago from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar,INDIA.

It was fun reading it again. Voted up and shared.

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thumbi7 3 years ago from India

Good one. It is funny. Now I am going to look up for Hitler's "Cute Baby Photo"

Voted up and shared

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Express10 3 years ago from East Coast

This is a funny list. You drew me in with George Obama :)

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Eric Calderwood 3 years ago from USA

Thanks for the unfactoids! By the way, I think the reason that bosses never smile has something to do with constipation.

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rajan jolly 3 years ago from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar,INDIA.

Some of these (facts?) made me smile. Voted up and shared it Mahavir.

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girishpuri 3 years ago from NCR , INDIA

You make me smile....thanks, you make my day. God bless

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Patkay 3 years ago from Nairobi, Kenya

Thank you for sharing these funny did you know, I had to read from the beginning to the end. Keep them coming.

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Hilarious, Thank's for the smiles..

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Angela Blair 3 years ago from Central Texas

Interesting take on some of these items -- thanks for sharing! Best/Sis

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

I love this list. Some are quite funny. Thank you for the smile today.

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