50 Awesome Funny Inspirational Quotes - Laugh and get inspired
One of the many methods that powerful orators use is by saying funny one liners.
If you are preparing for a presentation then employ some of the quotes below given and sure you'll be surprised to see how people get instantly connect with your thoughts.
I have always been amazed to see how much deep meaning they have in their words. So here I'm presenting in front of you my collection of funny inspirational quotes so that you too can have a smile and in the process get inspired by some of them.
I call this page "Laugh and get inspired".
1| A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte
2| Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. - Napoleon Bonaparte
3| Seven days without laughter make one weak. - Joel Goodman
4| If you're going through hell, keep going. - Sir Winston Churchill
5| Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. - Ahmad
6| I light my candle from their torches. - Robert Burton
7| Make your life a mission – not an intermission. - Anonymous
8| If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. - John Atkinson
9| I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it. - George Bernard Shaw
10| If at first you don't succeed, think how many people you've made happy. - H. Duane Black
11| I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx
12| Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. P.D. East
13| In this world a man must either be an anvil or hammer. - Henry W. Longfellow
14| Some people walk in the rain. Others just get wet. - Roger Miller
15| Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Anon
16| You are younger today than you ever will be again. Make use of it. -Anonymous
17| I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. - Anonymous
18| The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing. - German Proverb
19| Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive it isn't. - Richard Bach
20| Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin
21| When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Anonymous
22| Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Anonymous
23| The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis
24| When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get them, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either. - Leo Burnett
25| I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters
26| Where there is no vision, the people perish; but he that keepeth the law, happy is he. - Proverbs 29:18
27| A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. - David Brinkley
28| If you rest, you rust. - Helen Hayes
29| You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. - Zig Ziglar
30| The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard
31| An optimist laughs to forget, a pessimist forgets to laugh. - Anonymous
32| When you don’t get what you want, you suffer. If you get it, you suffer too since you can’t hold on to it forever. - Peaceful Warrior
33| At first dreams seem impossible, then improbable, then inevitable. - Christopher Reeve
34| History shows us that the people who end up changing the world – the great political, social, scientific, technological, artistic, even sports revolutionaries – are always nuts, until they are right, and then they are geniuses.- John Eliot
35| In life, as in football, you won’t go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold Henry Glasow
36| It takes twenty years to become an overnight success. - Eddie Cantor
37| If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - William Claude Dukenfield
38| Don’t trust too much, don’t love too much, don’t hope too much. That simple too much can hurt you so much. - Anonymous
39| People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar
40| If you want to look young and thin hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason
41| A man who misses his opportunity, and monkey who misses his branch, cannot be saved. - Hindu Proverb
42| Opportunity comes like a snail, and once it has passed you it changes into a fleet rabbit and is gone. - Arthur Brisbane
43| I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires - John Cleese
44| Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women. - Groucho Marx
45| The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin
46| Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. - Anonymous
47| Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. -Charles Schulz
48| People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. - Whinnie The Pooh
49| Don't settle for anybody, just so you can have somebody - Anonymous
50| Greatness comes with a touch of madness— Kannan Reddy
The last quote is by me, let me try to explain the quote: To become great and successful one needs to be mad about something. That one thing can be anything; for example you may want to excel in studies or want to make more money.
A touch of madness will only help. To put my point more strongly let me quote Steve Jobs who once famously said at the 2005 Stanford Commencement Address to "Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish".
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