Funny Pun about Brad and Lorraine and ClaraLee
Funny Pun about Brad and Lorraine and ClaraLee
Love Triangle
Brad lived with Lorraine
In a condo – tenth floor.
For two years they were lovers
But Brad wanted more.
Lorraine was pretty,
Witty, nice, and curvy.
But Brad’s heart was cold,
No longer topsy-turvy.
True, they made love,
But it was sporadic.
The problem you see,
Brad was nomadic.
He often fantasized
Being with other gals.
He believed that Lorraine
And he were no more than pals.
Now the plot thickens,
You knew that it would.
Brad’s poor heart quickens,
He feels misunderstood.
That’s often a reason
Both tried and true.
Why men commit treason
Against the love they knew.
The cause of his ardor,
A lass named ClaraLee.
Made his heart beat harder
So beautiful was she.
But she had scruples,
Many more than Brad.
She would not date him
While another girl he had.
She told him she liked him
Much more than a brother.
But she could not love him
While he was with another.
Brad really did try
To break up with Lorraine.
Once on an airplane
And twice on a train.
Yes, Brad had a roving eye
But inside – still a nice guy.
He would take Lorraine out
For one final date.
Break the news to her
They weren’t destined to mate.
As they strolled by the river
Brad began confessing.
He was in love with ClaraLee
And sought Lorraine’s blessing.
"I Can See Clearly Now, the Rain Has Gone." Johnny Nash 1972
It was a chilly, rainy night
Lorraine began to shiver.
Turned away too quickly
And fell into the dark river.
The current was swift
And the light very dim
Lorraine soon drowned,
She never learned to swim.
Brad was devastated
But not for very long.
He started to smile
And began singing this song:
"I can see ClaraLee now, Lorraine has gone."
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© Copyright BJ Rakow, Ph.D. 2011. Rev. 2014. All rights reserved. Author, "Much of What You Know about Job Search Just Ain't So"
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