Funny Pun about Doctor

A surgeon walked into a bar

After a grueling operation.

He had spent the last seven hours

Involved in intense concentration.


Still wearing his surgical clothes,

A stethoscope around his neck,

He sat down heavily at the bar

And told the barman, “I am a wreck.”


There were a bunch of wind-up toys

Lined up on the back bar behind.

“What are those small toys for?” he asked.

Barman, “Folks play with them to unwind.”


“The little mouse is my favorite

Because it keeps on going and going.”

“Okay,” said the doc, “Give me the mouse,

We’ll see how long it runs before slowing.”


“Now I need a good, strong, cocktail.

Which drink would you suggest for me?”

“How about the house specialty?

Guess what's in it and the drink is free.”


“Okay, that sounds very fair to me.

Make the drink while I play with this toy.”

The doctor winds it up completely,

As excited as any small boy.


When the mouse is placed on the bar,

It runs in circles of perfection.

Then it wiggles its tiny nose

And runs in the other direction.


While the doctor plays with his toy,

A couple argues at the end of the bar

Over a tiny wind-up clock playing tunes

That are sung by a famous star.


“Sherry-Lee,” says the guy, “I’m playing with that,

You know I like that wind-up clock that sings.”

“Oh, don’t be so selfish, Juan,” she replies,

“Play with one of the other wind-up things.”


The doctor’s mouse has not run down,

As the barman brings him his drink.

Smells like rum and lime with bits of brown,

“Taste it and tell me what you think.”


The argument in the corner grows,

Juan yells, “I’m leaving now, Sherry-Lee.”

The doctor sniffs and wrinkles his nose,

And asks, "Does this drink contain hickory?"


Sherry-Lee throws the clock toward the door,

As the wind-up mouse begins to slow.

The clock struck Juan, the mouse ran down,

The barman says, “You just won, you know . . .

. . . It's a hickory daiquiri, doc!"

Were you as surprised by the ending of the pun as that cute little white mouse?

Bonus Doctor Joke

A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he noticed a well-known cardiologist waiting in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the mechanic to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.

“So, how come I make less than $40,000 a year, a pretty small salary, and you make more than $200,000 when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and then leaned over and whispered to the mechanic . . .

"Try doing it with the engine running!"

© Copyright BJ Rakow, Ph.D. 2013. All rights reserved. Author, "Much of What You Know about Job Search Just Ain't So." Learn to write a dynamic resume and cover letter, network effectively, interview confidently, and negotiate salary.

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Just Ask Susan 3 years ago from Ontario, Canada

LOL!!! Great as usual.


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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

You are so good with these. Thanks for starting my day off with a belly laugh....and the bonus joke at the end was great. You are too funny, with a twist of strange...the perfect combination. :)


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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

HAHAHA So clever, unique and hilarious of course! Love that image there too!

Needed a good laugh this morning.

Voted up ++ + and sharing

Blessings, Faith Reaper


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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Hee Hee, You are soo funny, The little mouse is adorable ..Ha..The cartoon ' ain't ' bad....lol


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Sunshine625 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

Awesomeness!!! You crack me up drbj!!!


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, Susan . . . and so are YOU!


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

'Funny with a twist of strange,' eh? Well, that may be the nicest thing you ever said to me. :)

Delighted to provide the belly laugh, Billy. Check out the other links for more, m'dear.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Good morning, Faith. Happy you had a good laugh. Makes me feel happy, too. And those gracious comments, you know, make my cup runneth over. (Hmmmm, have to buy a larger cup.) Thanks, too, for the Up pluses and sharing.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

I knew, Ruby, this pun would tickle your funny bone, the cute mouse would be appealing, and the cartoon would make you laugh. Was I correct? Or what?


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Ahhh, Linda, thanks for the 'awesomeness.' Hope the crack didn't leave any permanent damage.


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Sunshine625 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

LOL I'm beyond repair :)


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Petra Vlah 3 years ago from Los Angeles

With puns (in general) I have a hard time, but the second one is very funny and easy to understand. Talking about doctors my dear, I just got a very funny e-mail; subject "my kind of doctor"

Here is one of the jokes on losing weight: "the whale eats only fish and swims all day - just look at her"


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The Frog Prince 3 years ago from Arlington, TX

This is the second good laugh I've had today. Thanks.

TFP


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Becky Katz 3 years ago from Hereford, AZ

Hahahaha, I love them. So funny. I do look forward to your hubs.


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PegCole17 3 years ago from Dallas, Texas

Two good 'uns, Doctor. Just what the Dr. ordered. A good laugh is good medicine. I'll have to pass the engine one on to the hubby. He'll get a kick out of it.


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mary615 3 years ago from Florida

Just got to ask you??? Do you make up these funny jokes yourself?? I kept watching the video of the little white mouse not really knowing what to expect. I think I expected him to just keel over or something!

Funny as usual, Voted UP and shared.


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Ruchira 3 years ago from United States

haha...I loved this and did not see it coming.

laughter sure is the best medicine and you say it so well!

sharing it across!


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dahoglund 3 years ago from Wisconsin Rapids

Those were good ones. I don't hear much of that kind of humor anymore.


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marcoujor 3 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

" Doctor, Doctor, gimme the news, I gotta bad case of lovin you..."

and your punny words. Voted UP & FAB.


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Kathryn Stratford 3 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

Those were funny, clever and cute. Thanks for the laughs!


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JayeWisdom 3 years ago from Deep South, USA

This one's marvelous! I didn't guess the punchline until the doctor asked, "Does this drink contain hickory?" Then I realized it was a "hickory daiquiri, doc" , though I didn't know the clock would strike Juan just before the mouse (toy) ran down.

You're so good at these, and I love the laughter that ensues as I read them. The bonus doctor joke is funny, too, as well as the cartoon (which had me in stitches.)

Voted Up+++ and shared (because everyone needs laughter)

Jaye


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Pamela99 3 years ago from United States

You are so funny, you crack me up. I love your funny hubs, so keep them coming. Funny, but awesome also!


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Fossillady 3 years ago from Saugatuck Michigan

Didn't see it coming, hee hee! Thanks for the laugh


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Laughing right with you, Linda - that makes two of us!


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Petra. I can understand you might have had a hard time with this pun since you need to be acquainted with the nursery rhyme which goes as follows: 'Hickory, dickory, dock, the mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one, the mouse ran down, hickory, dickory, dock.'

Happy you found the joke funny; I like your whale joke, too. I think I know her. (Just kidding.)


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Delighted to provide your second laugh of the day for you, Jim. What was the first? Obama?


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

What a coincidence, Becky. I do so look forward to your visits and sweet comments. :)


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Thanks for enjoying these two good 'uns, Peg. And do share the cycle joke with hubby. Is he, by any chance, a biker, m'dear?


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Mary. I create the verses and often invent the pun. Other times I'll find a one-liner pun I think is funny and create the verse story to accompany it.

Sorry I couldn't get the mouse to keel over - opening his mouth wide was the best reaction I could get from him. (That's what I get for not hiring a professional!)

Thanks for the funny, the Up and the sharing, m'luv.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

So happy I gotcha, Ruchira. Laughter certainly is the best medicine. Thanks for the visit and the sharing, m'dear.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Do regret, Don, that you are not exposed much to this kind of humor anymore. Happy you found them good. My pleasure, any time.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

I gotta bad case of lovin' you, too, Maria, and your welcome visits. Thanks for the Up and the FAB!


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Kathryn, you are most welcome for the laughs. Thank you for the 'funny, clever and cute.'


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Jaye. Well, I guess I almost 'gotcha' - at least until the doc said, 'hickory.' And it wasn't easy to get the clock to strike Juan before the mouse ran down. Heh, heh.

Thanks for the laughter and enjoying the bonus joke and cartoon, too. Had you in stitches? You clever girl, you. And thanks for the Up and the pluses and the sharing. You are a genuine Hubbuddy.


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fpherj48 3 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Very VERY good, Doc...you tell these stories well...In fact, IMO, they're just what the Doc ordered for me, this evening.....Thankx...I feel special. Have a good night....sleep tight and have pleasant dreams. UP+++


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, Pamela for loving my funny yet awesome hubs. I will endeavor to continue 'cracking you up.'


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Fossillady. If you didn't see it coming, then I have performed my mission. You are so welcome for the laugh. My pleasure.


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Rosemay50 3 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

You are so clever with these, it didn't click where you were gouing with it but it should have done. Lol. love the cute little mouse and the bonus joke is a hoot. Thanks for the laugh needed one right now :))


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AliciaC 3 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

I love your funny pun hubs, drbj! They are very clever and very amusing at the same time. I loved the picture, too!


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Mhatter99 3 years ago from San Francisco

you know I needed this. thanks


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christopheranton 3 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

As always, really funny. I loved the mouse as well.


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pstraubie48 3 years ago from sunny Florida

Good morning drbj

Voted up up and away...this one is one of the BEST....loved this.

You are so clever. I even have trouble 'getting some jokes and puns' never mind ever being able to come up with all that you do.

What a fun way to begin this morning...just read Martin and now this...a smile is on my face :)

Sending you Angels and good wishes again this morning. :) ps


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akirchner 3 years ago from Central Oregon

Cute, cute and adorable--gotta love the cardiology joke and the motorcycle. OMG--isn't it the truth though don't get me started on medical costs~


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breakfastpop 3 years ago

You surprised me and I am delighted. Up and funny!


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Of course you feel special, Paula, because you ARE special. Trust me. Thanks for appreciating my 'stories, and the 'sleep-tight' benediction, and the UP. You sleep well, too, m'dear.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Rosemary - so I fooled you, did I? At least for a little while. Delighted you loved the cute lil mouse and hooted at the joke. Providing the laughter is my distinct pleasure, m'dear.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Alicia. Thank you, m'luv, for loving my funny, clever and amusing hubs. And the empathic doc graphic. I love your fascinating, scientific, informational hubs, too.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

So happy I could provide what you needed, Martin. Any time, my dear - just say the word.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Thanks for the visit, Chris, and the really funny. Knew you would love the mouse. Just don't let your sweet cats see him - could drive them crazy.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, Patricia, for the 'one of the BEST' - that may just be one of my favorite accolades - together with the vote Up and away, that is.

If you are troubled getting some jokes and puns, m'dear, do not worry - it just means you're too grounded. :) That's a positive, you know.

So happy whenever I can put a smile on your face.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Audrey. Nice to see you here, m'dear. Thanks for the cute and adorable and loving the doc and the cycle joke. Me, too.

Now, medical costs - that's a different joke! :(


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

And I am delighted to have surprised YOU, bp. Thanks for dropping by and the Up and funny, m'luv.


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John MacNab 3 years ago from the banks of the St. Lawrence

Groan! 'hickory daiguiri Doc.' You have a convoluted mind drbj - but it's funny with it. You've made our morning even funnier; it's a grandaughter's 7th birthday today, and we know she's getting a hamster, so we found a card written by a hamster - when it's opened a hamster sings and plays the drums. It is hilarious and her mother is going to hate us.

The motorcycle joke is very profound. Merry Christmas!


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KoffeeKlatch Gals 3 years ago from Sunny Florida

You are the best. I'm still laughing. I was totally surprized at the ending of the poem but I sat her and giggled. Loved the second joke too. HaHaHaHa. absolutely up and awesome. Oh yes, and of course, funny.


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Feline Prophet 3 years ago from India

Haha...let's drink to that!! :)


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Convoluted, yes, but funny and profound. Right, John? Thanks for finding this. Your funny morning is my pleasure. Please wish your sweet granddaughter Happy Birthday for me. And take a look at my Funny Short Hamster Joke - Number Seven.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Think I can still hear you laughing, KKGals. Delighted I surprised you at the end and that you loved the joke, too. Thanks for the Up, awesome and funny, m'dear. And a Ha backatacha.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Clink! FP, that was me clinking my class in a toast to you, m'luv.


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btrbell 3 years ago from Mesa, AZ

What a great and wonderful hub! I can't understand why I'm not getting notifications of your hubs. I loved thisd...a great chuckle in the morning. up+ and sharing!


SilverGenes 3 years ago

"Does this drink contain hickory?" Yes, that's normal dialogue (maybe not) but I still wasn't expecting the ending! I do love the things I find in your corner of the Internet! Brilliant! The illustration is hilarious! hehehehe


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

How did you know, Randi, that 'great and wonderful' are two of my favorite hub-accolades? Thanks for loving this and the Up and the sharing, m'dear.

To make sure you are not deprived of notifications re my hubs, go to your Hubs Statistics page and click on Following on the top. On the left side is a category: hubbers you are following. Click on that and make sure my name is included in your list. Just sayin'.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Love that I kept you in suspense 'til the end, Alexandra. And delighted that you love the hilarious illustration and that which you find here. Just as I love to find YOU here!


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SilentReed 3 years ago from Philippines

I must admit to being initially stump by the pun until I read your explanation to Petra Vlah. It's been a while since I read any Mother Goose nursery rhymes.:) Although I am thinking of trying out the effectiveness of the baa baa black sheep have you any wool to lull me to sleep during insomniac nights...or maybe the daiquiri would be a better alternative.:) Good pun and I still got a laugh out of it.


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John MacNab 3 years ago from the banks of the St. Lawrence

Your profound, intellectual penetration goes without saying, drbj - as does the emotional depth of your articles. I wished granddaughter a happy birthday from you. She and her younger sister got a hamster each (it's called keeping the peace). Now we are all keeping book on the animals' life expectancies - after all they have 2 dogs, 2 cats, 1 rabbit, some goldfish, and they feed 5 deer and two turkey hawks - not forgetting the skunks and coyotes. p.s. Your hub was hilarious.


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habee 3 years ago from Georgia

Good chucks! You're very clever and creative!


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England

Hickory Dickory....! Haha! brilliant! thanks for the laugh and the ever so clever poem! voted up! nell


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Sorry about the initial stumping, SilentReed, but happy you read my explanation to Petra concerning the nursery rhyme. Re using the baa baa black sheep to counter insomnia, counting them jumping over a gate has never worked for me. Probably because a stubborn goat would often sneak into the scenario and I would be lying there wide awake trying to imagine it elsewhere.

Yep, the daiquiri would be more effective. Thanks for the visit and the laughing, m'dear.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

What sublime comments, John. Thank you, thank you. Now with the addition of respective hamsters, your two lovable granddaughters own quite a menagerie. But keep an eye on those hawks, skunks and coyotes. They are NOT pet lovers.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, Holle, for the clever and creative. So are you, m'dear, so are you.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Delighted you enjoyed Hickory Dickory, Nell. Thanks for laughing and the Up.


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AudreyHowitt 3 years ago from California

Highlarious!! Loved this!!


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Love that new adjective, Audrey. Highlarious? Thank you. I shall adopt it as one of my one, m'dear.


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Cogerson 3 years ago from Virginia

Very very funny. I just recently after 46 years had to deal with a surgeon twice(the second one was one of those emergency surgeries that all people like) and my first hospital sleepover since I was born.....so it was fun to read your hub/pun/jokes about doctors especially since I am well on the recovery road.

Voted up and funny....very well done.


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Shil1978 3 years ago

Loved the build up! Brilliant as usual - expect nothing less of you Drbj. Thanks for the laugh - should do my health wonders to have more hubs like these from you :)


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

So happy to hear that you are on the mend, Bruce. Now be very careful, m'dear, try not to laugh too hard. Chuckles are good, laughs may be painful. Thank you for recovering in time to vote and comment. :)


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you for the sublime comments, Shil. Providing the laughter is my extreme pleasure. And keeping you healthy is a lovely side effect, m'dear.


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MartieCoetser 3 years ago from South Africa

Awesome humor, as always!

What a very insightful answer: "Try doing it with the engine running!"

Once upon a time, when I was a young teenager, I had the cutest little white mouse. Half of the day he lived in the pocket of my school blazer. Go figure! Then, one day, while he was playing alone in my room, sweet and cute on my bed, my sister's cat got hold of him....

Excellent pun and bonus doctor joke. Thank you, drbj :)


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, Martie, for the 'loverly' comments. I love that cardiologist joke, too. What a cute little white mouse your pet must have been, and how traumatic it must have been to find he had been your sister's cat's lunch. Do earnestly hope that you did not learn of its demise by finding half a mouse hanging from the kitty's mouth. Ugh!

No thanks necessary, m'luv, entirely my pleasure.


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Alastar Packer 3 years ago from North Carolina

These were funny great drbj- hickory daiquiri,doc! Made me night m'lady, the other one was pretty good and food for thought.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Delighted I made your night, my friend. Thanks for finding these 'funny great.' Hope your days are going well, too.


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Rolly A Chabot 3 years ago from Alberta Canada

Hi drbj ... love it... thank you... maybe just what we all need to unwind...

Hugs from Canada


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

I'm all for fun and laughter any time, Rolly, and these days, I agree, we seem to need it more and more. Hugs backatacha, my Canadian friend.


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prasetio30 3 years ago from malang-indonesia

Doctor.....can you healing my "heart"...But my heart so cheerful now...just because of you. Voted up and Cheers :-)

Prasetio


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Docmo 3 years ago from UK

Nice one, drbj, your hickory daiquiri doc made me 'hic'with sheer pleasure. will have to remember this one for those evenings at the bar after a long and weary conference. You are the 'pun'dit. Love the bonus joke too.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

It is my pleasure, dear Pras, to 'heal' your heart. Delighted this made you feel cheerful. Thanks for the visit, my friend, the Up and the Cheers.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Be my guest, dear Docmo, when you share this pun and joke with others. Love the 'pun'dit comment. Always appreciate your visits, you know.


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tillsontitan 3 years ago from New York

Your mind is truly amazing! While you exhibit humor in your interviews, this, your pun, is absurdly humorous! I have to share this and try to remember it. I love the ending joke and the video is too cute..not to mention the cartoon at the beginning! Thank you for brightening my day.

Voted up, useful, funny, awesome, interesting and shared.


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StephSev108 3 years ago from Atlanta, GA

I'm an empathetic doctor but that is way too much. Hilarious!


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wiqaralishah 3 years ago from Peshawar Pakistan

wow nice hub i like it very much


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precy anza 3 years ago from San Diego

Thank you for making giggle tonight, I think I'm gonna have a nice dream :) Oh, that white, cute mousy is adorable! Reminded me of that hamster joke you hubbed. :)


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, Mary, for appreciating my 'amazing' mind. Takes one to know one, y'know. Happy you enjoy my interviews as well as my puns. Don't miss the newest "Interview with Blonde Bombshells".

Delighted to have brightened your day and appreciate your comments and sharing.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Thanks, StephSev for finding this hilarious. By the way, just how empathetic are you? Just wonderin'.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

And I like you, wigaralishah, for liking this very much. If puns are your thing, take a look at the other 15 I have published. :)


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Making others giggle, precy, is one of my favorite things. Hope you had a very nice dream. I agree, that little white mouse is adorable and almost as cute as that hamster I featured in that joke you read. Thanks for remembering, m'dear.


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Springboard 3 years ago from Wisconsin

It feels like ages since I have visited around these parts. And as such I nearly had forgotten about your fun and whimsical little jaunts on this site. Fantastic as I remember them previously to have been, and there is nothing better than getting a good laugh on an early Sunday morning.

So, much oblige Drbj. Glad you are still doing these, and I will be back around to check out the ones I've missed while I was away.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Welcome back, Jim, I've missed you. It has been ages and I am delighted to see you here. Also happy to provide a good laugh ... any time. Please do check out those you missed and let me know your thoughts.

So what have you been up to? Professionally speaking, that is!


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agapsikap 3 years ago from Philippines

Hahaha.. cute and funny!


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, agapsikap, for the 'cute and funny.' So are you, m'dear, so are you!


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mollymeadows 3 years ago from The Shire

Yup, you got me, Drbj! And you may have just created a new beverage. Smiles and chuckles!


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Thanks for being 'got,' molly. As well as the smiles and chuckles. Makes my day, y'know.


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Springboard 3 years ago from Wisconsin

WebAnswers caught my fancy. Best Adsense earning ever there above hubs, blogs, and other efforts, with the exception of the stock market of course. And then I kill bugs for a living. :)


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

WebAnswers sounds like fun, Jim, I'll have to check it out. Those bugs you mentioned - do they reside in gardens or within computers? Just wonderin'.


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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

drbj,

Rhyming and puns! Now that's talent!!! You definitely are the Queen of the puns... I so wish I could retell them as good as you write them, but usually my retell ends up with me laughing (as I remember how well it worked when you did it) while the others just look confused! Ha ha... these are great.

I hit all kinds of buttons! Sharing too!

Cat


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Queen of the Puns, Cat? I like it! I like it! Keep practicing telling puns and jokes, m'dear, and you will be an expert in no time. And do not be ashamed of laughing while you are telling them. The greatest comedians do the same thing.

Thanks for hitting a variety of buttons and sharing. You ARE a dear!


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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

drbj,

Wow, thanks for the support! You know... the only kind of puns I seem to be able to tell are the ones that happen by accident or a whim. Yours are so clever... honestly, I'm so impressed I don't even want to attempt matching them. I guess you'd almost have to think of the end first and then make the story to accommodate the pun? Even so, I could never come up with that Hickory Daiquiri, Doc... oh, I'm still laughing!

Thanks again! :D


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

You are most ingenious, Cat. I do think of 'endings' first for my atrocious puns and then try to fashion a funny story leading up to them. Delighted I made you laugh with the hickory daiquiri - the pleasure is all mine.


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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Gee... it's nice to go to someone else's page and get a compliment! :D Thanks for that! I'm glad I came looking for what else you had... as I always get a kick out of your posts on everyone's hubs... and I found this funny little gem. I'm going to have to make a regular habit out of it! :D


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Be my guest, m'dear Cat, your presence is always appreciated.


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carolina muscle 3 years ago from Charlotte, North Carolina

:-D hickory daiquiri doc. :-D . it does remind me to tell you about a bacon cocktail the bar down the street offers... with real bacon in it. sounds kinda.... I might try it anyway, tho. LOL


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Happy you liked the hickory daiquiri, Chris. A bar in your vicinity offers a genuine bacon cocktail? Seriously? If you try it, lemme know. ;)


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Thelma Alberts 3 years ago from Germany

Awesome! Thanks for the laugh;-)


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

You are most welcome for the laugh, my dear Thelma. Thank you for the 'awesome.'


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kj force 2 years ago from Florida

drbj....OMG...just found your writes" no Rx necessary "...read two and feel better already. As we used to say just before stepping in the OR...

" feeling Mary and jumping for Joy "...love your wit, voted up and sharing. Your new fan..


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drbj 2 years ago from south Florida Author

So happy you feel better already, kj. Now you do not have to take two aspirin nor call me in the morning. Thanks for becoming my new fan - the admiration is mutual, believe me. And thanks for the Up and the sharing. Your OR saying is new to me but most appropriate. I often said something like it before making a presentation but it is unprintable (sorry!)


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brakel2 2 years ago from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

You are the most unbelievable person. Everything I have read of yours just cracks me up. It is so important to our lives to laugh and never take things too seriously. Doing this will sure make us live a little longer. I love the one about the doctor and the wind up toy. I have a relative in med school who would enjoy reading some of your material. If I am not already following you, I am now. Pinning. Blessings. Audrey


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drbj 2 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Audrey. What a pleasure to meet you. Delighted you found this doctor pun and joke as funny as I do. I totally agree. He or she who laughs . . . lasts!

Thank you for the gracious comments; writing to make others laugh is my mission!

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