Funny Short Senior Dating Joke - Number Five

I can't stop loving you

National Humor Month Funny Short Joke Number Five

It’s hard to believe but this is number five funny short joke already. However, I’m game to continue if you are. Especially since we all need more laughter than usual these days. I was feeling down after attending a friend's funeral, but then I realized how relieved I always am when someone is delivering a eulogy . . . and I realize I can hear it.

Funny Joke Number Five

Bradford, a widower, and Angelita, a widow, meet in a senior citizen retirement village. They start to hang out together and find they share each other's values, enjoy the same type of books and movies, and find pleasure in each other's company. After a few months, Bradford asks Angelita to marry him. She appears hesitant at first and decides to ask him a few questions.

"You don't have to answer, Brad, if you think I'm out of line, but what is the state of your health?"

"Well, I'm not getting any younger, Angie, but I don't have any major health problems. I’m in pretty good shape and can still enjoy the finer things of life."

"I don't want to pry into your affairs, Brad, but I do have to protect myself. How are you fixed financially?"

“Well, Angie, I am not wealthy, but I am comfortable due to a healthy pension and a wise selection of investments. So you do not have to worry about me having to borrow money from you.”

Angie blushes, and finally gets up enough nerve to ask Brad, "And how is your sex life?”

"Infrequently," Brad declares.

Angie ponders this for a moment or so and then asks . . . "And is that one word or two?”

Funny Quote

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin

© Copyright BJ Rakow, Ph.D. 2012. All rights reserved. Author, "Much of What You Know about Job Search Just Ain't So."

Ray Charles "I Can't Stop Loving You"

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Becky Katz profile image

Becky Katz 4 years ago from Hereford, AZ

I like this one. Very funny.


femmeflashpoint 4 years ago

Doc,

My sympathies on the loss of your friend. :(

I'm also happy that you're managing to still induce smiles even if you're not necessarily feeling like wearing one yourself.

I read this one and couldn't help being reminded of the pig's tail. (Wink!)

femme


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CMHypno 4 years ago from Other Side of the Sun

You crack me up drbj! Thanks for the laugh on a grey and chilly afternoon.


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MartieCoetser 4 years ago from South Africa

Haaaaa-hahahahaha!

Oh my goodness...

What shall we say... he-he...

So we never know what they mean... are they boasting or complaining?

drbj, you've made my day!


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Pamela99 4 years ago from United States

Very clever and so funny!


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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Smart woman Angelita, I had to read it twice to separate the word in-frequently. HaHa..Good one...


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stephhicks68 4 years ago from Bend, Oregon

LOL!! Thanks for a great laugh!


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The Frog Prince 4 years ago from Arlington, TX

drbj - Being only 61 I can answer it's two words :)

The Frog


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amillar 4 years ago from Scotland, UK

I’m confused drbj. Is his name Brad or Lee?


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breakfastpop 4 years ago

Funny...very funny and voted that way. These hubs are a service to humanity..


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AliciaC 4 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

I am sorry about the loss of your friend, drbj. Your hub was very funny, and I loved the cat photo too!


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, Becky, this funny joke has long been one of my favorites. I see it as naughty but nice.


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, Angelia, you're very kind.

I find, m'dear, if I am able to induce smiles then I can't help but be smiling myself. It's contagious. So you are reminded of the pig's tail? Can't imagine why you see a connection (snicker, snicker).


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

So happy to crack you up, CM. Makes me feel it's all worthwhile. Especially if I can make you laugh on such a grey and chilly afternoon. It's a little cooler here, too, down from the 80s to 78 degrees. Heh, heh.


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Feline Prophet 4 years ago from India

Love the picture of the kitties! :)


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Delighted I made your day, Martie. Mission accomplished! Was Brad boasting or complaining? Dunno, guess we'll just have to ask Angie. Happy Monday!


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, Pamela, for appreciating the funnier things in life. And thanks, m'dear, for the 'clever.'


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Dear Ruby - As long as you got the 'point,' you will pardon the expression, then all is well. Hmmmmmmmm?


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

It was my pleasure to provide a great laugh, Steph. Any time!


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Happy to know that all is well and thriving with you, Jim. Although it's almost more than I need to know! Heh, heh.


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Alastar Packer 4 years ago from North Carolina

Haha Drbj! That is a good one! Amazing the power - has to completely change a situation for the better! Something about those names too, hmmm what could it be?


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Oh, amillar, fortunately for Angie, his name was Brad. But how very clever you are! Course I already knew that.


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Now you got me laughing, bp. A service to humanity? What an admirable concept. Thank you, m'dear - and also for the 'very funny.'


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, Alicia. Glad you found this funny. I like that cat photo, too - it's one of my favorites.


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Feline. So you love those two affectionate kittens? Me, too. You have such good taste.


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Laughter does make the world go 'round, doesn't it, Alastar? So those names appear familiar to you, my friend. Can't imagine who in the world you are thinking of. Heh, heh. Thanks for the visit.


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Paradise7 4 years ago from Upstate New York

I hope the guy had enough sense to lie, and say, "Two words!" Make the lady's day. LOL, friend, keep 'em coming!


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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Wow! Ok now that was a zinger! LOL I really had to think about it for a minute! haha! I never claimed to be the sharpest tool in the shed but I love a good joke!


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Paradise. If Brad didn't have enough sense to answer Angie with the statement, "Two words," then he doesn't deserve her. Right?


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Thanks for appreciating this 'zinger,' Kelly. I call it my philosophical joke because usually one has to ponder over it for a moment or two to get the full meaning. Love that expression, but don't believe for a minute that you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. You m'luv, could put the machete to shame. Trust me.


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Pinkchic18 4 years ago from Minnesota

Laughter is the best medicine :) Thanks!


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

You are right on the mark, Pinkchic18, and thanks for finding this. Let me know what you think of the other jokes, too. :)


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nemanjaboskov 4 years ago from Serbia

This was fantastic! I love intelligent jokes like this, and you are a joke teller extraordinaire :)


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

You are fast becoming my number one National Humor Month jokes commenter, my friend. I like intelligent jokes, too, that make one think a bit. Thank you for the 'extraordinaire' title.


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fpherj48 3 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

It's THREE words, isn't it??


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

Effer - you have just been added to my list of Hubbuddies with zingers! So backatcha - yes, it IS three words if her name is Lee (ly).


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pstraubie48 3 years ago from sunny Florida

Love it....and Charlie had it right, didn't he??? I just spent the 2 days with my sister who has just moved nearer to me. We laughed and laughed and laughed. It was one of those 'you had to be there' to get the humor kind of thing too.

Thanks for sharing this drbj...

Sending Angels your way :) ps


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

You are so right, Patricia, Charlie knew the importance of laughter. And so do you and I. Delighted to know that your sister has moved nearer to you so you can be together more often to laugh. I know just what you mean when you refer to 'you had to be there' humor. Happens to me ALL the time! Thanks for the comment and the Angels.


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KoffeeKlatch Gals 3 years ago from Sunny Florida

I love it. Aging can be hell or it can be funny.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

You hit the nail on the head, Sue. Aging at times can be funny, but as Bette Davis so wisely said, "Old Age Ain't for Sissies." (The title of one of my hubs). She knew what she was talking about.

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