National Humor Month Funny Short Joke Number Seventeen

National Humor Month Funny Short Joke Number Seventeen

In my previous joke, Joke Number Sixteen, although a dog was one of the protagonists, he had a non-speaking part. In this joke, the dog has dialogue. Fair is fair!

Did you hear the one that goes: “A man walks into a bar . . .”

Oh, no, you must be thinking,

Not another man walks into a bar joke.

Why not? It’s the most fun you can have

Without drinking.

Well, almost the most fun.

Joke Number Seventeen

A man with a dog walks into a bar,

Sits down and puts the dog on a stool.

The bartender says, “Wait a minute,

Serving dogs is against the rules.”


“So pick up your dog right now

And get outta here – take a walk.”

“This is no ordinary dog,” says the man,

My dog, Prince, can actually talk.”


“A dog that can talk?” says the bartender,

“Now that is something I’d like to see.

If your dog really can talk,

I’ll serve you all you can drink … for free.”


The man says to the dog,

“I now want you to speak.

I’ll ask you some questions,

Give me the answers I seek.”


“Prince, what do you see

On the outside of a tree?”

‘Bark!’


‘Right,” says the man, “now don’t stop.

What lies just above a house top?”

’Roof!’


“Correct, Prince, you are the smartest.

Now - name a famous French abstract artist.”

‘Arp!’


“Excellent. Now here is a real test,

Who was the greatest baseball player, better than all the rest?

‘Ruth!’


The bartender is furious.

“Take that dog and get outta here.

That dog is just ordinary,

I should throw you both out on your ear.”


When they are back on the street,

Prince turns to his owner and says,

“The bartender was upset when I said, 'Babe Ruth.’

Do you think I should have said Willie Mays?”


Funny Quote

“Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.” – Franklin P. Jones

© Copyright BJ Rakow, Ph.D. 2012. All rights reserved. Author, "Much of What You Know about Job Search Just Ain't So"

No dogs were harmed in the filming of this video. Can't say the same for the people!

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Becky Katz 4 years ago from Hereford, AZ

I am giggling over the video. Did she have to touch him there. I loved the part where the guy was shoving the dog towards the water and fell in. The joke was great and the cartoon was funny too. This was a good one.


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Pamela99 4 years ago from United States

The video is so funny and I enjoyed the joke also. Up and funny one more time.


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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Love that Dog..The video was hilarious, LOL at the inquisitive little girl. Another fun joke..Loved it..


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John MacNab 4 years ago from the banks of the St. Lawrence

Loved the joke and the videos, drbj. Did you hear about the Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman who walk into a bar and belly up to the bar?

The barman says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Keep 'em coming.


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Marcy Goodfleisch 4 years ago from Planet Earth

Great video - I loved the little clip in the airplane with the dog flying around in the back seat. I wonder if they flew upside down or something for that shot; there were papers drifting around in the cockpit, too.


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Just Ask Susan 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

There's so many funny pet videos out there. Laughed all the way through it. Great joke too :)


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mary615 4 years ago from Florida

The joke was pretty funny. I laughed out loud at the video, though. I just went back and watched it again. Thanks for the laugh at the end of my day. Goodnight.


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Feline Prophet 4 years ago from India

Let talking dogs lie? :D


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Becky Katz 4 years ago from Hereford, AZ

I just had to come watch that video again. heeheeheehee


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tlmcgaa70 4 years ago from south dakota, usa

terrific joke and awesome video, thank you so much for the daily dose of humor, you are the best! have a wonderful day. voted up and across and shared


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christopheranton 4 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

The best bit was when the man fell in to the water when he tried to push the dog in. Hilarious! That really got me laughing. Your articles are a tonic. They should be available on the National Health Service.


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

So happy, Becky, that you are giggling over the video. It makes me laugh, too, every time I view it. Thanks for enjoying the joke and the cartoon, too. So this was a good one? So are you, m'dear, so are you.


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Pamela, thanks for enjoying the joke and the video. And also for the Up and funny one more time. Aren't dogs the funniest people?


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Thanks, Ruby for loving that dog and this joke. Prince is rather special. And I knew you would enjoy the video with that inquisitive, daring little girl. When she grows up, she may becom a veterinarian ... or a proctologist!


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, John, thanks for the visit and loving the joke and the video. You are pretty clever yourself with your multi-ethnic joke. Must be hundreds like that one. Which I haven't included because I'm trying to be PC . . . sometimes.


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Marcy, thanks for stopping by. That little flying dog in the video did look a bit disoriented, didn't he? I think the pilot must have hit a wind shear or performed some acrobatic maneuver. Betcha the dog won't want to go up in an airplane soon again.


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Susan, thanks for liking the joke and laughing all through the funny dog video. I still do, too, even though I've viewed it many, many times.


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Mary, thanks for liking the joke and I knew you would enjoy the video. I've watched it over and over myself, and laugh out loud every time.


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Feline. What a short, sweet, succinct statement. You made ME laugh, m'dear.


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Watched it again, eh, Becky. I knew you would, m'luv!


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

So nice to have you visit, tlm. The daly dose of humor is my pleasure, m'dear. Thank you for enjoying the joke and the video and the Up and across and Shared. YOU are the best!


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, christopher. Wasn't that just retribution when the guy who tried to push the dog in the water fell in himself? I love that sort of Karma. So my articles are a tonic? What a lovely compliment, m'luv.


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dahoglund 4 years ago from Wisconsin Rapids

Loved that dog story. Just the right timing for the punch line.


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Thanks, dahoglund, for loving the dog joke and appreciating the timing for the punchline. I appreciate your visit.


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Paradise7 4 years ago from Upstate New York

LOL!! Again!


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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHaHaHa, Proctologist..Hee


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Scribenet 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Now I have had my belly laugh for the day. I think dogs are the biggest hams; combine them with children and hilarity is guaranteed! :)


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teaches12345 4 years ago

Ha,ha,ha..great joke! The video was funny indeed -- the baby on the dog is a little scary though. Thanks for the laugh in my day.


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amillar 4 years ago from Scotland, UK

"Will 'e know Willie Mays?"

The man says.

"Well, 'e may." The dog says,

"'E well may."


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The Frog Prince 4 years ago from Arlington, TX

How do you make a frog laugh? A ribbit here, a ribbit there...

The Frog


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Paradise. Thanks for the LOL again. You are music to my ears, y'know.


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

An extended laugh, Ruby? I thank you. So does the proctologist. He would have thanked you sooner but he's running a little 'behind.' Heh, heh.


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Delighed you had your belly laugh for the day, Scribe. You know, I think you're on to something. We laugh at children and dogs together so much because they are both so innocent and lovable. Whatcha think?


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Happy to provide you with the laugh in your day, teaches. I knew you would enjoy the video. The baby is fine but the dog is traumatized. Thanks for the visit and enjoying the joke.


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

You are hereby awarded five stars for that funny comment, Amillar. You are a clever one. Do you hear me laughing?


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, Frog. Now that I know the secret, I'll be invincible. Frogs will be at my mercy. Ribit, ribit.


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Scribenet 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

I agree, the innocent and lovable combination of children and dogs is impossible to beat and they usually have me laughing!


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Me, too, Scribe. I'll drink to that!


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breakfastpop 4 years ago

Your hubs are a public service in these troubled times. Up and funny!


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

What a lovely comment, bp - my hubs are a public service? So are yours, m'dear, so are yours. Thank you for the funny and the Up.


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anndavis25 4 years ago from Clearwater, Fl.

Did amillar have a funny comment or what? I ditto his comment....

Thanks for the smile. Ann


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Ann, so you ditto amillar's comment? Fine thing, my commenter's comments are getting comments. Delighted to provide the smile, m'dear.


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AliciaC 4 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

I loved the ending to the joke, drbj! That was so funny. The video contained some hilarious scenes, too. Thank you yet again for the entertainment!


Dr, J. Rocco 4 years ago

Very funny indeed! Love the video too. Great job once again. Thank you!


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Thank you, Alicia, for being entertained by the funny ending to this joke and the hilarious video. I always welcome your visits. Promise.


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Dr. J. Rocco, thanks for the visit and the very funny and loving the video. Do folks ever dance in your market? Just wonderin'.


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GusTheRedneck 4 years ago from USA

Good Doctor bj - Good joke. Good enough such that it was used in one of their TV ads by Mike Nichols and Elaine May back in the old days. Jax is long gone now, but it is great to see that joke again.

Gus :-)))


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida Author

Hi, Gus. Yes, that joke was resurrected from long, long ago. I do miss Nicols and May - they were supremely creative writers and performers back in the day. Thanks for visiting these funny joke hubs of mine.


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PegCole17 3 years ago from Dallas, Texas

Dog jokes are the very best. Gotta love those talking dogs. That cartoon was too funny as well.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida Author

I love these dog jokes, too, Peg. Happy you found them funny, too. Thanks for stopping by, m'dear.

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