Future Culture Shock

Queen Victoria

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If Queen Victoria Were Here Today...

Queen Victoria, proper and staid,

Starched and pressed and trimmed in lace:

It would shock you sorely, I'm afraid,

If you were brought alive today and saw our fashions in your face.

 

"What has become," (you'd say) "of the social charms?

Does no one today know how to dress--

Going about with bare, tanned arms? And wearing

Permanent un-press?!"

 

"What kind of a society

Wears on-purpose wirnkles,

And doesn't even pause for tea,

Or carry a parasol in case of sprinkles!"

 

"Look here--'supposed-to-fall-down socks!

And next, there's bleached-out hair!"

Victoria dear, climb back in your box:

Today's no place for you to take the air!

 

© 7-88 C.Elizabeth Carl

©4-2010 C. Elizabeth (Carl) Elias

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