GURUvin" DUDE

Eschew secrecy,

.........................and private clubs.

......................................................all political parties,

....................................................................................and freaky back rubs.

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GURUvin' DUDE

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Regard all sentient beings,

.........................................as though they were your only child.

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Always check the wind,

..................................before you urinate in the wild.

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~GURUvin' DUDE~

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On politics and religion,

....................................I can’t swap useless data cheek to cheek.

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I charge $100 per hour of “discussion”.

............................................................Two hundred if you choose to speak.

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~GURUvin' DUDE~

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The Suburban Poet profile image

The Suburban Poet 4 years ago from Austin, Texas

Ha ha.... $200 to listen to our drivel... nice... good to see you with a sense of humor along with the deep thoughts.


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Elenin 4 years ago from So Cal

Thinking IS the best way to travel.


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KT Banks 4 years ago from Texas

Yay! Love this hub.


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Dim Flaxenwick 4 years ago from Great Britain

You try to fool us, don´t you,? but the truth is you are a genius.


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Pearldiver 4 years ago from Tomorrow - In Words & NZ Time.

Nice One Micky Dude!

Hahaha... Where do I pay??

Glad you're still shining sonny! Take care.. PD


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Petra Vlah 4 years ago from Los Angeles

So good to see you again Micky with the same wit and sense of humor.


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meow48 4 years ago from usa

thanks for this, way cool. take care.


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Timothy Donnelly 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Michael,

Just visited your website at BicycleInn.com, and am downright impressed. I wish you (and those closest to your cares) all the best!

One of your best quotes I have so far come across is "Without a kindred spirit, A soul cannot cope." Man, does that sound real! God bless you, brother.


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Dim Flaxenwick 4 years ago from Great Britain

Well done for keeping your sense of humour.

Up and funny.

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