Gentlemen Help Ladies With Doors Unless (limerick)

Once driving my wife got real sore

‘cause I didn’t help her with door

The man that I am

Came out in this scam

I left her and swam for lake’s shore


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rose-the planner 3 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

This is too clever, lol! Thank you for sharing. (Rose)


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btrbell 3 years ago from Mesa, AZ

lol. How do you think of all of these?!


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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Good laugh for start of work week.


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

A formidable woman is she!


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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Well, I guess the question is: how long can she tread water? LOL


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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

That's a tough one! lol... gotta love the lake! :D


Beth37 3 years ago

You're looking especially good in that pic my friend. ;)


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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Thanks for sharing this my friend ! :-)


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shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas

And what a man you are. Her hero sought escape. LOL. How do you come up with these night after night?


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Did you know, Martin, you would be pearl diving?

Or maybe it was wifey doing the driving.


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tobusiness 3 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Martin, if that's you in your black wet leather....forget the stroppy cow!!..I'll be on the next flight out :)). he he...

Another gem.


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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

I found it difficult to get past the picture, but i did and lol....


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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

I don't know how you do it, but your limericks are always great.


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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Hilarious!


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DDE 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

So good in the few lines great idea


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Tonipet 3 years ago from The City of Generals

Haha, it's why gentleman help ladies with doors! Comedy! Thanks Martin :=)


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

In that case, "every man for himself!"


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Always thinking of number one - himself.

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