Girls Bored Of Flowers (limerick)

Girls bored of the flowers he buys

And candy is waistline’s demise

Then help him you can

Improve his gift plan

By making sure man knows your size

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Anna Haven 24 months ago from Scotland

That sounds a wise plan indeed. :)

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DJ Anderson 24 months ago

Oh, this one is super.

You have a great sense of humor.


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bravewarrior 24 months ago from Central Florida

Ring size, shoe size, dress size and more. When in doubt, necklaces and bracelets work. Just know the stones your girl prefers. Nothing fake. It'll be spotted in a minute!

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Faith Reaper 24 months ago from southern USA

Wise man!


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Ghaelach 24 months ago

Great victories always had a plan.

Have a great weekend.

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travmaj 23 months ago from australia

Oh yes, very good advice - he's a winner!

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tobusiness 23 months ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

A very clever fellow, as always, nicely done. :)

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MsDora 23 months ago from The Caribbean

Great idea. Thanks for the fun read.

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tillsontitan 23 months ago from New York

I think this should be in a greeting card! It brings a smile but oh the truth.

Voted up, funny, and awesome.

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aviannovice 23 months ago from Stillwater, OK

That is the truth! Hoping to see more of you?

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vkwok 23 months ago from Hawaii

Good plan!

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