Glasses Won’t Help (limerick)

They wondered where her brains were at

To date a man ugly as that

To madhouse confined

Where doctors would find

Her love made her blind as a bat

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Deborah Brooks 3 years ago from Brownsville,TX

I am so glad you are back.. I love this one.. I wonder so many times when i see that.. Maybe he has money....what you think?

blessings dear friend


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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

LOL, Aw, love is truly blind sometimes, is it not!

Really does make one wonder! hahaha

God bless you dear friend. In His Love Always, Faith Reaper

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cleaner3 3 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

Martin .. I am getting hooked on your limericks .. they are sooo awesomme and funny tooo.!

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Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

Nicely done.

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europewalker 3 years ago

That was a good one! Very funny.

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right?

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Thanks for the great laugh.

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

I have friends like that! Up and funny!

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kj force 3 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99....Perhaps it was no mistake...she knew how much he did make..his worth was that of a very rich dude...and that definitely put her in the mood...she also worked at the local Clinic...and how she loved a very good " limerick "....kudos Martin !

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Love is blind, they say.

You have these funny limericks down to a science.

Good one, Martin!!


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wayne barrett 3 years ago from Clearwater Florida

Oh yes, I see Mr. Martin is feeling much better! : )

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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Very awesome limerick, well done !

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pstraubie48 3 years ago from sunny Florida

Uhhummm. I guess it does sometimes...

:) Have a lovely weekend.

Angels are on the way to you

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pstraubie48 3 years ago from sunny Florida

Uhhummm. I guess it does sometimes...

:) Have a lovely weekend.

Angels are on the way to you

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Her boyfriend may have been as ugly as sin,

But his sweet, loving kisses made her head spin.

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stars439 3 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

This was so good. You have , and art. God Bless You.

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, but YUCK

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Well that was good for a chuckle or two. lol

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Beth100 3 years ago from Canada

Beauty comes from within. She obviously sees it. Lovely limmerick!

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picklesandrufus 3 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va is blind!!

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

Ahhh...sweet - till she gets LASIK

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Cyndi10 3 years ago from Georgia

Lots of fun! Just goes to show, can't just count on your eyes to see what's real.

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David Warren 3 years ago from Nevada

LOL, thank you for lifting my spirit and putting a smile on my face on this otherwise dreary Monday morning!

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shiningirisheyes 3 years ago from Upstate, New York

They say true love is blind~

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Glenis Rix 5 months ago from UK

:) My bet is she's where the money is. Am I growing cynical, I ask myself.

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