Want to Be a Bear

Just for a SMILE TODAY (a forward I received)

In this life I'm a woman. In the next life. I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're suppose to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown,cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs, and excess body fat

Yup, gonna be a Bear...........G-Ma :O)

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Stacie Naczelnik 9 years ago from Seattle

You are my mama bear! I love having hairy legs.

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MrMarmalade 9 years ago from Sydney

I think you will have horrible night mares

while you are hibernation, as you will keep waking up thinking of what am I missing out on now?

Anyway we could not write to you, as we would be scared to wake you up in case you swat us.

Still if you want to take your bat and ball home, whom are we to stop you.?

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sminut13 9 years ago from singapore

grins hehehehe tht's a new angle of though. hehehe cool

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Kenny Wordsmith 9 years ago from Chennai

LOL! And the unexpected bonus: Frank's comment!

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G-Ma Johnson 9 years ago from NW in the land of the Free Author

yes...You are too funny all of you...G-Ma :O) hugs

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