Good Morning, Bugbear

It is rare that you will find me sitting down to write poetry. For one thing, if you ask me, poems are very difficult things to write. In a poem there is so limited space. Often times I have quipped that it seems to me far easier to write a novel than to write a poem. I'd even venture to guess that the writing of War and Peace may have been easier to write than all of the many poetic lyrics of William Shakespeare. Perhaps Rudyard Kipling might have said if he had been asked the question, that he had expended much more effort and time in the writing of his poetry than he ever did writing many of his much longer works.

Maybe. Maybe not.

Still, when one day my sister posted her status on her Facebook page about her newborn son, it immediately caught my attention. For whatever it was worth it struck a chord in my imagination. She wrote simply, "I love when C.J. wakes up talking and babbling to himself!" and even added one of those sideways smiley emoticons alongside it.

Her status made me wonder; what in the world could it be that little CJ, lying there awake in his crib, might be babbling and talking to himself about? What would he be saying if we could hear the words?

The following poem is what came to my mind.

As I awaken in my crib,

I think a bit glib

If I could get out of this thing

Life would truly be SWING!

I could run to and fro

There'd be no ONE to say no,

I'd have oodles of fun

For I'd be on the run

There'd be toys galore

That I'd spread on the floor

Oh, the shelves I'd clean out

It would be so FAR-OUT

There'd be things in the cupboards, all to explore

Cans to toss and bags to pour

And all the while

I'd sport a grin and a smile

Won't Mommy and Daddy have a big surprise

To see ME, out of my crib when THEY arise

In amazement they will see me and stare

And ask in wonder, "How in the world did you get THERE?"

I'd just giggle and laugh

At my adventurous jaunt and riffraff

At me they could NOT get mad,

Oh, they'd be SO had

For they'd just think I was cute, and they'd snap my pic

And they'd post on Facebook my neat little trick

But for now I can only pretend

Imagine and wonder, 'cause in the end

I'm still here in my crib, I've gone nowhere

And in comes Mommy, with narry a clue

Of the thoughts I've had of things to do

"Well, good morning, bugbear, and howdy to you."

If nothing else, it was fun to write and fun to share. Now back to my regular politics. But I do hope you liked it.

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Comments 27 comments

ralwus 6 years ago

Real cute. Poems aren't really that hard, well, not my crap anyway. You did a great job of it but when I was that young all I dreamed of was more titty and some way of getting to those little girls and pinching their bottoms.

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Springboard 6 years ago from Wisconsin Author

LOL. :) And your poems are far from crap. Great to see you Ralwus.

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drbj 6 years ago from south Florida

It was also fun to read. Curious, what names does C.J. stand for?

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Springboard 6 years ago from Wisconsin Author

Curtis James. Glad you enjoyed it. :)

dreamreachout 6 years ago

Wonderful work away from your normal stuff!! Kudos!!

Let me know when you have that Lebanese stuff!! ;)

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kaltopsyd 6 years ago from Trinidad originally, but now in the USA

That was just great! I think it'll make a good song too. I sort of "rapped" it to myself as I read it. lol. Good Hub.

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Hello, hello, 6 years ago from London, UK

I enjoyed reading it and it made me smile. So it can't be bad.

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Springboard 6 years ago from Wisconsin Author

Dreamreachout, will do. The talk of the Lebanese intrigued my sister and my brother-in-law, so we're going to have to look one up for their next visit up this way. Glad you enjoyed the poem. :)

Kaltopsyd, yes, I tried to make it as rhytmic as I could. Hopefully I succeeded.

Hello, always a pleasure. Thanks. :)

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katiem2 6 years ago from I'm outta here

Aw James is one of my favorite names... What a delightful twist to your complex and intellectual mind dear Springboard, you may find yourself to be writing poetry more and more with such magic about your wits...I especially appreciate your description of poetry as compared to novel and the likes of War and Peace, your so right a winding word of story lets so much out over time and yet poetry your sort of on the line of the firing squad... Love this wonderful speak for Bugbear. :)

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Tom Whitworth 6 years ago from Moundsville, WV


Nice enjoyable poem about C. J.'s imagination. I found it enjoyable.

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Tammy Lochmann 6 years ago

That was really good...Tammy

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GusTheRedneck 6 years ago from USA

Springboard - That is one talented kid who can think of so many fun things at so young an age. Most kids in cribs think of sleep, food, and peeing, but not all that much more.

Gus ;-)

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jdunbar 6 years ago

Wow.. couldn't help but comment on what Ralwus said,

"You did a great job of it but when I was that young all I dreamed of was more titty and some way of getting to those little girls and pinching their bottoms."

Um... he's 22 months and eww gross! :)

Love it James!! Gotta print this one for sure! :)

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Springboard 6 years ago from Wisconsin Author

Katie, thanks so much for the kind words and thoughtful encouragement. If I do write any more prose, I will certainly share it here. :) Incidentally, the name James in my family (as it probably is in many families actually) is pretty common. My grandfather was James, as is my father. And my real name is James as well...though all three of us prefer "Jim."

Tom and Tammy, thanks. It was a lot of fun to write actually. Glad you both enjoyed it.

Gus, hell. That's about all even I think about. ;)

lol Jess, yeah. I'm not sure those things would be in his mind at all at this stage, and probably not for a few years to come. Very glad you liked the poem. :)

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Pamela99 6 years ago from United States

Springborad, I didn't know you wrote any poetry and that poem was adorable. I enjoyed your hub.

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tantrum 6 years ago from Tropic of Capricorn

I can believe a little baby ruminating all those thoughts ! Cute ! It made me smile ! :)

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Springboard 6 years ago from Wisconsin Author

Pamela, every once in a blue moon. :)

Tantrum, I bet if he could get out of that crib, this is exactly what he would do. :)

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sunflowerbucky 6 years ago from Small Town, USA

cute! I think the hard thing with poems is that you are really putting yourself out on a limb, because they are usually so personal. Very cute!

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carolina muscle 6 years ago from Charlotte, North Carolina

I love this.. very cute!!

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Springboard 6 years ago from Wisconsin Author

Sunflower, most poems do seem that way. Poems tend to be more intellectual, if I can say that, and are usually rather deep.

Carolina, thanks.

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ethel smith 6 years ago from Kingston-Upon-Hull

Aw how sweet. Hope you show it to Bugbear in the years to come

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Springboard 6 years ago from Wisconsin Author

I'll certainly have to. :)

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billyaustindillon 6 years ago

Springboard - a great effort and your sister I bet loved it. Good to get a break from politics I reckon every now and then :)

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Springboard 6 years ago from Wisconsin Author

She did. And best not to let my softer side show too much. ;)

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habee 6 years ago from Georgia

You have a softer side?? lol. Cute, sweet poem!

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prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US

lovely and cute, Maita

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Springboard 6 years ago from Wisconsin Author

Habee, yes. But it's best to not let that cat out of the bag. :)

Maita, thanks, and thanks for stopping by for a read.

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