Great Quotes from Church Signs

Have you ever driven past a church sign and chuckled? Oh, the wit and wonder of quick little church sayings - I love it! It brightens my day! Words can be powerful tools that can cheer even a rainy day. Let's explore and share several some bright spots of church signs we have in our local community.

I always marveled at people who have a way with words and great wit. Nowhere else in the local community, is it more evident than on a church billboard.

Journey with me as we see some of the world's best quick quips about Jesus, God, heaven, hell and even your wife's opinion. Pay special attention to the many quotes concerning technology that would not have been pertinent even just five years ago.

Great Church Sign

Great Church Sign - Be Glad God Doesn't Give Us All We Ask For
Great Church Sign - Be Glad God Doesn't Give Us All We Ask For | Source

Great Church Sign

Church Sign - There are some questions that can't be answered by Google
Church Sign - There are some questions that can't be answered by Google
Great Church Sign with Saying " Honk if you love Jesus - Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him."
Great Church Sign with Saying " Honk if you love Jesus - Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him." | Source

Let go of yesterday. Let today be a new beginning and be the best that you can, and you'll get to where God wants you to be.

~Joel Osteen

Memorable Church Billboard Messages

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Church sign - looking for a sign from God - this may be it!Great church sign: Sunday 9:11 am Tebow 318 yds Jesus John 3:18Church sign - Walmart is not the only saving placeChurch sign - do not criticize your wife's judgement - see whom she married.Great church sign - God shows no favoritism but our sign guy does - go Cubs!Great church sign - God's feast or Satan's barbeque an easy choiceGreat church sign - "Try Jesus" if you don't like him, the devil will take you back
Church sign - looking for a sign from God - this may be it!
Church sign - looking for a sign from God - this may be it! | Source
Great church sign: Sunday 9:11 am Tebow 318 yds Jesus John 3:18
Great church sign: Sunday 9:11 am Tebow 318 yds Jesus John 3:18 | Source
Church sign - Walmart is not the only saving place
Church sign - Walmart is not the only saving place | Source
Church sign - do not criticize your wife's judgement - see whom she married.
Church sign - do not criticize your wife's judgement - see whom she married. | Source
Great church sign - God shows no favoritism but our sign guy does - go Cubs!
Great church sign - God shows no favoritism but our sign guy does - go Cubs! | Source
Great church sign - God's feast or Satan's barbeque an easy choice
Great church sign - God's feast or Satan's barbeque an easy choice | Source
Great church sign - "Try Jesus" if you don't like him, the devil will take you back
Great church sign - "Try Jesus" if you don't like him, the devil will take you back | Source

Quotes About Hell on Church Signs

"Read the Bible, Scare the Hell Out of Yourself."

"The Wages of Sin are Death, Repent Before Pay Day."

"Hell Has No Fire Escapes."

"There Will Never Be a Reduction in the Wage of Sin."

"If you think it is hot here, imagine Hell."

"To err is human, to arrrrr is pirate."

"I Believe in Grandpa Adam, Not Grandpa Ape"

Faith is about trusting God when you have unanswered questions.

~Joel Osteen

Unusual Church Signs

Epic Church Signs

Funny and Unique Church Signs

Funny Church Signs

Church Signs Guaranteed to Make You Giggle

Favorite Church Signs and Great Quotes

"Google doesn't have all the answers."

"Read the bible, it will scare the hell out of you."

"Let us help you study for your final exams."

"God so loved the world, that he did not send a committee."

"Try Jesus, if you don't like him, the Devil will take you back."

"If you want to talk to Jesus, try knee-mail."

"If you don't love God, go to Hell."

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver."

"Download your worries, get on line with God."

"I'm a fool for Jesus, who's fool are you?"

"If your religion will not bring you to church, it will not take you to heaven."

"Cars are not the only thing recalled by their maker."

"We are not Dairy Queen but we do have Good Sundays."

"Be the Person Your Dog Thinks You Are."

"Don't be Snowed Under By Sin, Turn to Jesus."

"What is missing from ch__ch - U R."

∞ "God is Perfect, Only Man Makes Misteaks"∞


If you want to reap financial blessings, you have to sow financially.

~Joel Osteen

I was raised in a Baptist household, went to a Catholic church, lived in a Jewish neighborhood, and had the biggest crush on the Muslim girls from one neighborhood over.
~Will Smith

It's not enough to attend church and pray every Sunday; you have to act.
~Abbe Pierre

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world.
~Helen Keller

Read Uplifting Spritual Material - Study the Bible.

Studying the bible daily can change your life. If you are seeking a book that let's you read a part of the bible and relate it to our daily lives in an uplifting manner, you might consider a book that was recently released by Welby MD, aptly named Speaking Psalms. It is a book that takes each verse of the Psalms and relates the verse directly to real life. This is the first of five books. Each chapter lives the reader with an action statement that uplifts the soul.

Genius is eternal patience.
~Michelangelo

Overcome Life's Challenges

Life has many challenges all through the day, throughout all chapters of our lives. And yet, when we are driving a simple church sign can bring a smile to our face and uplift our very soul.

Witty quotes, wise words, work great on church signs and driving 60 miles an hour. All of us need more uplifting words than the 2 seconds we spend reading these quick signs. I urge you to pick up the bible, take the time each day to read something that is uplifting or enriching. Let the witty church sign remind you that the bible is important, mediation and praise are important elements of a well balanced life.



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If I missed your favorite quote, please share with us in the comments below.

At times our own light goes out and is rekindled by a spark from another person. Each of us has cause to think with deep gratitude of those who have lighted the flame within us.

~Albert Schweitzer

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Phoebe Pike 4 years ago

You have some really cute quotes on there. They're fun and easy to remember. Two thumbs way up!


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Clive Donegal 4 years ago from En Route

I enjoyed those. Thank you.


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duffsmom 4 years ago from Pacific Northwest, USA

Fun Hub! Well done.


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American_Choices 4 years ago from USA Author

Duffsmom,

Thank you very much!


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American_Choices 4 years ago from USA Author

Clive Donegal,

I enjoyed putting these together and I am taking photos of more. In my senior years, I find enjoy collecting virtual items more than physical.


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American_Choices 4 years ago from USA Author

Phoebe Pike,

You are right - these are simply fun! I,however, have a hard time remembering them.


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mollymeadows 4 years ago from The Shire

Fun hub, AC! Thanks for sharing them.


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American_Choices 4 years ago from USA Author

Molly Meadows,

Thank you! These were fun to bring together to share. Hope they lightened your day.


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DonnaCosmato 4 years ago from USA

Oh, I love this! You're right - sometimes we will circle the car around and go back past a church sign to make sure we got the entire message. These are awesome - voted up and shared on Facebook so my friends and family can get a chuckle or two as well.


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American_Choices 4 years ago from USA Author

DonnaCosmato,

Thank you so much! These were fun to pull together. I have traveled allot - perhaps too much driving and these bring a smile to my face and I just wanted to share with my fellow hubbers who are sitting at their computers.

It is a drought here and the fun one I saw today was "Vote rain" - this is especially funny given we just finished up a crazy recall the Governor election. The Governor stayed in office but voting has been the top priority -now we can get down to what really matters - rain for our crop fields for our fellow farmers.


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bayareagreatthing 4 years ago from Bay Area California

Love them! We have a couple of small churches and a carwash in our town that constantly entertain me with their "creative" verbiage.


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American_Choices 4 years ago from USA Author

Isn't it fun?! I love being entertained when I am being sold. Thank you for contributing and sharing your thoughts.


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vocalcoach 2 years ago from Nashville Tn.

Thank you for this delightful and entertaining hub! Enjoyed it immensely. I'm also going to order the book, "Speaking Psalms" and am eager to read it.

"The Sermon On The Mount" is my favorite part of the bible. I read it often to help keep me on the 'straight and narrow' and to be a good girl:)

It is my pleasure to share your hub with others.


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American_Choices 2 years ago from USA Author

vocalcoach,

The pleasure is all mine. Oh, the Sermon on the Mount is amazing.I look forward to reading more of your work. Thank you so much for stopping by and sharing.


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vocalcoach 2 years ago from Nashville Tn.

Just posted this hub on FB (Hot Hubbers). :)


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teaches12345 2 years ago

Will needed this good hearted read today! I love the humor. Great post.


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AudreyHowitt 2 years ago from California

I like the one about Google!


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American_Choices 2 years ago from USA Author

AudreyHowitt,

I couldn't agree more - Google doesn't have all the answers but oh, they have a great many but the important answers are the ones only God can provide.

Thank you so much for stopping by and sharing.


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American_Choices 2 years ago from USA Author

Teaches12345,

I too just love these fun church signs. Even today as I pass by one, I stop with my little phone and add. Before technology and before the smart phone, it would have been so cumbersome - amazing how the world has changed. I agree - we all need good hearted humor!


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American_Choices 2 years ago from USA Author

Vocal Coach,

You are the very best!

Thank you!


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vocalcoach 2 years ago from Nashville Tn.

Awwwwwe - shucks - my pleasure!


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American_Choices 2 years ago from USA Author

vocalcoach,

You are always a delight! Thank you!


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peachpurple 20 months ago from Home Sweet Home

i like Honk if you love Jesus, text if you want to meet HIM, very funny


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American_Choices 19 months ago from USA Author

Yes, as a person who was plagued by the texting dilemma when blackberry came out (I know, I know I am dating myself!) that one really hits home! Sorry for the pun!

There is another one I keep forgetting to capture down the street - your salvation was hung by a nail. I will have to remember to grab that photo and add it here.

Thank you for sharing!

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