The "Grill " of His Dreams.....

She would look a lot better... if she was covered...

The " Grill " of his dreams....is hot and has satisfied his appetite...
The " Grill " of his dreams....is hot and has satisfied his appetite... | Source

To grill or not to grill.... guess it's a thrill..?


Well I think it is time to buy a new grill....

As the old one is rusted and lost it’s thrill....

So off to the local home improvement store....

Where man can be like a kid in a candy store....

For hours he drooled at all the models....

One had shelves for all the spice bottles....

I can just imagine cooking with this one....

It would make grilling so much fun....

He finally picked the grill of his dreams....

New BBQ tools, grill brush , a new tank ,apron and hat....

And a brand new cover to put over all that.....

We leave the store proud as punch....

And start home to grill our first lunch.....

The food was delicious....then he needed a nap.....

I’ll clean it later , he said with a snap....

And that was the last of the new shiny grill.....

and a few months later...and dirty still....

Guess if I don’t clean it he won’t get another thrill....

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

LOL, what is it with men and their grills? LOL And you have cleverly written a lot of truth here, especially about the clenaing part.

Enjoyed this read. So funny and clever as usual.

Voted up +++ and sharing (well, I can't share at the moment, no buttons showing up on my end, will return!)

Hugs and love, Faith Reaper


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

Faith Reaper...Thank you so much for the vote and glad you enjoyed it...I just couldn't resist...and Summer has just begun...Oh My !!!!


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DDE 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

Good thoughts here and most interesting about men and grills. Sounds like grills give men happy moment.


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

DDE...You got that right....just a thought ladies, BUT, when was the last time your man looked at you and drooled..as he does his " grill ?"....

Introducing a new fragrance at your cosmetic counter.." BBQ "

thanks for your feed...


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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

Wonderful KJ and voted up and shared.

Have a great weekend.

Eddy.


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ARUN KANTI 3 years ago from KOLKATA

It gave me a big thrill after reading your dream grill. Thank you for sharing the exciting hub.


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

ARUN KANTI....Thanks for the visit...now " happy BBQing "


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PHILLYDREAMER 3 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

Poor grill, now I see why he became gator bait. LOL


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

PHILLYDREAMER....WOW...that was cool...Man I think you got it...my mind has been exposed, people are starting to understand where I am coming from...I am so blessed to have such " mind detectives "....thanks for the visit my friend...


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cherylone 3 years ago from Connecticut

kj, you are a wonder. You hit the nail on the head every time. I love reading your stuff. Voted up and awesome.


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

cherylone...thanks for the compliment and the awesome vote..


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epigramman 3 years ago

Hello my dear KJ - I have always loved your quick wit and your uncanny ability to play with words in such a fun and yet profound way. I have just sent you a card to one of the most beautiful women in the world - that's you and it was a grand day when we met - thank you for your support as well and coming from someone like you - that really means a lot to me - sending you 3 big hugs from Colin and the kitty cats Tiffy and Gabriel at lake erie time ontario canada 3:10pm on a very hot week here by the lake and wishing always for your health and happiness


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

epi..thanks for the visit and kind words....


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DREAM ON 3 years ago

So you have been eating on the new grill and enjoying all the great foods in life.My grill also rusted out and I think we bought the same one.We got it at Walmart and brought it home and it flames up to 500 degrees before I have time to blink. I have burned a few things because our old one would take so long.Not no more Nice juicy steak in 6 minutes flat.I usually burn a few hot dogs just to see what charoal looks like.Awesome hub great humor and so true.


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thelyricwriter 3 years ago from West Virginia

Up, funny, awesome, interesting, and shared!! I hope all is well dear KJ. Always GREAT to drop by and read your wonderful work. I needed to lighten the atmosphere anyway. LOL Hope life is treating you kind dear friend. I know you all must be tired of all the rain, wow! I don't remember it raining so much. KJ, thanks for your kind hearted words and I send all my blessings.


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

Dream On...sorry response took so long, but I have been overwhelmed for a few months....and now in the process of school starting back up...

As for the " grill " purchased ours at Lowes and yes it has had quite a workout, as my G-son loves to chef up ( an avid " chopped" watcher !!!!

Although I do not eat meat, mostly veggies but love them grilled !!!

I hopefully will get back on track soon...thanks for the visit and comments....as always


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

thelyricwriter...glad you enjoyed my write and it lightened up your day As I have mentioned before, everything I write is from my everyday life...and right now I have about 20 years worth of material that I haven't even touched !!!! Yes the rain WAS a bit much, however it's been over a week since we have seen rain , and it has been over 90 , at least the humidity went down. Thanks for visiting and all is well, just been a bit overwhelmed past few months so I took a break from writing....have a great week-end


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CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

Always the case with the BBQ kings! Very entertaining!

You have all these from me: Up, funny, awesome, interesting, and sharing!

Love your wit!


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida Author

CrisSp... aah ..yes the BBQ kings...thank you for the compliment...

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