Has Anyone Seen My Chill Pill
I Had It Just This Morning
i woke up early to take it
Then I got distracted and I put it down
I remember I have to still take it so I went to get a glass of water
When I came back to the kitchen my pill was gone
It wasn't where I thought I left it
I knew it was the last one and I have to see the doctor to get a new perscription
It has no more refills
So I looked on the floor and in the next room
Where could I have dropped it
Then out of the corner of my eye I seen my cat
Something very unusual about her
I can't place it
She was napping but with one eye open and one eye closed
I have never seen her do that before
But then I looked again
She had a silly grin
I said no it couldn't be
Shaking my head and still confused
I think it was no accident
Someone has been watching me for a long time
I can't prove it but I think my cat is a mastermind
Watching and waiting for the right time
Then when the time was right she made her move
She left no evidence and no paw prints to follow
I have been out smarted again
This time by a cat with a plan