He Finally Became Perfect (limerick)

He put all his cheating aside

She now knows where husband does hide

No more does he cuss

Or cause a big fuss

Now that her darn husband had died

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suzettenaples 4 years ago from Taos, NM

Yes, that is one good way to become perfect! LOL Very funny!

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

LOL, I was already cracking up at just the title alone, but now HA HA HA HA HA That would be about the only way any one us became perfect no doubt..

Voted up, awesome and FUNNY!!!!

Thanks so much for the laughs dear one, as I sure did need them tonight, and you always pop in at the very precise moment I happen to be here to see them pop in right in front of my eye. What a blessing you are to all on HP!

God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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xstatic 4 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

Got him where she can keep an eye on him now! Up!

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lovedoctor926 4 years ago

I almost choked on the musketeer that I was eating! The first line is too funny. LOL LOL. " He put all his cheating aside.. Voted up funny and awesome....

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

That would certainly do the trick! Great fun!

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DanaTeresa 4 years ago from Ohio

Love it. Great title and funny funny poem. I do always enjoy your limericks.

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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

well, that's a surprise. I never know where you might go next and that's part of the fun. :-)

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

He may no longer have a wandering eye, but he is still a little cold! LOL:-))

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Ooh wee d....a.....m, his quiet now!

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Ghaelach 4 years ago

Morning Martin.


You turn these limerick's out quicker than Ford and may be better.

LOL Ghaelach

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CloudExplorer 4 years ago from New York City

Rough reality check for most folks in such a realistic yet true situation, and this is a awesome short little massage here in this Limerick bro.

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Gee, I wonder why? A great one!

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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

great turn of events. Jamie

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SommerDalton 4 years ago

Too funny and love the sarcasm. Voted up plus 2:)

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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Mhatter, funny but true. Even the worst of us becomes perfect when we move to the other side.

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

This is a great funny!

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

That's the only way some will stop cheating. HaHa. Great one!

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

That would certainly solve the problem. LOL

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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

I'm sure that helped her a lot. Thanks for the evening laugh, hatter!

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rasta1 4 years ago from Jamaica

I felt uncomfortable finding it funny. So much emotions in a few words.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Some women are like that. I guess it depends on the husband.

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

Oops...now where's the fun in it?


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