He Found Great Comfort Holding His Wife (limerick)

The husband had nothing to fear

While at home he held his wife near

To please her he’s hopping

His love was unstopping

As all thoughts of shopping he’d clear

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old albion 3 years ago from Lancashire. England.

Nice one Martin.


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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

A Bloomingdale's or Saks Fifth Avenue moment destroyed?

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama


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Ericdierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

Humor and lies are best told with a splinter of truth. Awesome.

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Kathryn Stratford 3 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

I never know how serious it's going to be. I guess shopping is something men like to clear from their wives mind! LOL.

Thanks for sharing this with us, and have a great day!

~ Kathryn

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

You need the tee shirt I created, Martin. It reads: "My wife and I always hold hands. When I let go, she goes shopping."

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cam8510 3 years ago from Colorado Springs, CO until the end of March

Isn't it funny how a man can convince himself thst such a thing is possible?

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Smart man!!

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

LOL ... derailed that shopping spree! LOL Hmm this is timely with something I have on my mind ... LOL

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LaThing 3 years ago from From a World Within, USA

ROFL .... interesting concept.... Hold them tight, specially with the holidays coming around, LOL

Voting up and everything!

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Did it work?

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

did someone say shopping??? lol

sharing dearxx

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tillsontitan 3 years ago from New York

Good luck with that one ;)

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Funny stuff here.

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Crystal Tatum 3 years ago from Georgia

Hardee har har. That's what he thinks.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

And then there's the shopping channel...

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Tuatha 3 years ago from Fayetteville, NC

I wonder if this works in reverse! Thanks Martin!

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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

Another great share Martin. Voted up and shared ; enjoy your day.


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Shopping can wear one out.

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