He Misses Ex-Mrs. (limerick)

Real happy well this man was not

He misses his ex-wife a lot

Each boyfriend she must

Into his face thrust

She’s lucky he’s just a bad shot

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ashelladyhawke 4 years ago from California

This poem made me laugh b/c it is true in a lot of relationships gone sour. Thanks for posting. Everyone needs good laugh sometime or another.

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girishpuri 4 years ago from NCR , INDIA

Hilarious and mind blowing, you make my day. Martin

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

You never fail to amuse and amaze!

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

O, my. What a perfect way to end my day. Sending Angels your way. :) ps

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Daisy Mariposa 4 years ago from Orange County (Southern California)


I love your limericks! This one is great!

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Hahaha he missed her. That was very clever!

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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

Spoken like one who knows. :-)

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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

:) Great limericks!

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CrisSp 4 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

Wicked! You always make me laugh! Great read this Friday afternoon! Thanks Martin!

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

You always add a healthy heart dose of humor to my day.

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btrbell 4 years ago from Mesa, AZ

funny limerick!

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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

Yes, true that sometimes relationships are forms of power play. Especially in the ones gone sour! Thanks for sharing.

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MarleneB 4 years ago from Northern California, USA

Fun to read, but sad to realize that some people do tend to flaunt their new relationships in front of the old ones.

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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Mhatter, thank you for the wicked chuckle, I needed that before heading off to dream land. I've Just finished a good, but tiring night shift. But, I will be over to read your poem later, I had a quick look earlier but in my current state I will not be able to do it justice.

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

She really must desist with the thrust,

afore he aims well - and sends her to hell!


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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa, So funny and Leslie you crack me up!!! HAW HAW

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Rather, good thing he IS a bad shot.

ignugent17 4 years ago

It is nice to show off sometimes. :-))))

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RobinGrosswirth23 4 years ago from New York

One person usually gets burned not clobbered. Luckily, he was a bad shot. Sadly, feelings still remain unresolved. Interesting.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Amusing indeed.

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