Her Fur Caused Stir “Fir Shir” (limerick)

He bought his dear wife coat of fur

And boy did that gift cause a stir

Her man must be drunk

To spend such a chunk

Soon smell of a skunk came to her

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

A telltale sign for sure! I don't know how you do it but every one of these are funny!

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Now that was one scent!

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

LOL, Oops. Hilarious. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

LMAO! He must have picked up one of those "DIY Fur Coat Kits." Loved it. Mh! :)

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snakeslane 4 years ago from Canada

The big fur question, love the limerick. Thank you MHatter!

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girishpuri 4 years ago from NCR , INDIA

hilarious, i like it, Martin.

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

That's so UNFUR....but funnyLOL

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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Mhatter, to fur or not to fur..... was it because he was up to no good, or because furs are no longer politically correct? either way, clever and very funny.

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

The coat he'd bought had been so cheap

money pulled out from pockets deep

her anger fought

compromise sought

still stinking coat kept both from sleep.

Good Job, my friend! Keep 'em coming!

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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

Oh yes brilliant and keep them coming.

They certainly cheered up my bleak morning.

Take care and enjoy your day.


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vespawoolf 4 years ago from Peru, South America

Another hilarious limerick! I especially love the title. It was enough to make me laugh before I even read on! Voted up.

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Guess he picked from the wrong pile!

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Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

Loved this one! smelly though! lol!

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shara63 4 years ago from Delhi

hillarious, i like this odorous poem!

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teaches12345 4 years ago

Funny, funny! This reminds me of the old TV series episode I Love Lucy when Ricky bought her an imitation mink coat. It fell apart when she wore it. What a stink this one is!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Good one. Funny fur sure.

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Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

Wrong kind of fur, methinks. It stinks! Too funny.

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