His Perfect Date (limerick)

He wanted a date for the night

Someone who would hold him real tight

And that’s why he picked her

This muscle bound victor

A boa constrictor alright

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billybuc 18 months ago from Olympia, WA

That brings new meaning to the phrase "main squeeze." :)

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annart 18 months ago from SW England

Good one. Love the double entendre!

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bravewarrior 18 months ago from Central Florida

Some women can be snakes in disguise. Careful!

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aviannovice 18 months ago from Stillwater, OK

I guess that works.

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